weak tea anti-nazi shit
it's the Mr. Rogers version of confronting Nazis.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
No impugning Mr. Rogers
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
mr steve rogershttps://78.media.tumblr.com/10323e9f4589296f145f0df1ae8a6535/tumblr_okff14PctH1s2l1w7o1_500.jpg
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 October 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
My latest irritation are people who like to post "helpful" shit. LIke I have one friend who endlessly, week after week, posts reminder posts about how people should keep their fucking 18 year olds in car seats. Or my aunt who is always posting shit like "remember to watch out for trick or treaters while driving!" Oh thanks auntie, I was planning on fucking driving over hoards of masked creatures because I thought there was a goddamned monster invasion, I forgot that they were little kids.
― akm, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23031485_10155578813253964_6698386345818956995_n.jpg?oh=ce91acdfbb33f062929773b3f35e9d7d&oe=5A74827A
*Slits wrists*
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
i mean they couldn't even muster up a red heart. just this mossy green thing that's even smaller and sadder than the accompanying text
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
Maybe they're Vulcans.
― nickn, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
"In short: I want a Realdoll"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
looool
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
if one were to ever make the transition between human partners to Realdolls, that would actually be a really good conversation template for how to break the ice in discussing it with the human. just a list of all the things you want, and then subtly make the point that a Realdoll could also do those things, as you walk over to the closet and pull one out, fully inflated.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
Lol, that's waaaayyy to close for comfort, it is going to happen, I'm sure.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
My latest irritation are people who like to post "helpful" shit.
I live in a city with a gigantic university (more like a gigantic university with a city attached) and every big "event" week - homecoming, halloween, home football games - the city posts a bunch of helpful things about not drinking too much, not doing stupid shit, and how you can bring drunk underage people to the hospital without getting in legal trouble, etc.
Yesterday there was a cartoon drawing of three ducks in witch hats dumping out their trick-or-treating loot into a pile next to a jack-o-lantern with helpful text below about how you should eat while you're out drinking so you don't get too fucked up.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/297280_512603335418038_967414296_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d847a2801dcd41b75358d7ce5ea88ee5&oe=5A780DA5
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
Day Two.Seven days.Seven black and white photos of your life.No people. No explanation.Challenge someone new each day.xxx thanks for the challenge... I challenge you, yyy
I hate this crap, why do people do this? makes you feel like a dick if you don't respond, also makes the other person feel like a dick for playing along.
also fuck black and white photos with no people in it.
― Roz, Friday, 3 November 2017 08:23 (six years ago) link
ah it keeps people amused i guess. some of my photography mates love it
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 3 November 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN09-MCyMNo
every time i see a video in this style on my FB feed it's the most disgusting sub-Guy Fieri monstrosity
― drejelire, Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
all those videos on how to bake a cake by using poorly made industrial cakes as ingredients are so confusing to me - do people not know how to bake? do they think oreos taste better than a chocolate cake?
― niels, Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
My US and UK friends post these videos sometimes (I can't believe the UK has fallen so much for these rubbish American biscuits or no actually I can believe it) but friends from Spain and Italy post similar videos only with food that actually looks pretty good. So guess I'm saying that it's the underlying food culture, not the facebook video.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link
you guys missed the shocking chaos of sandra lee’s semi-homemade, a food network tv showthe highlights reels people have put on youtube capture the insanity
― mh, Sunday, 5 November 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link
Semi-Homemade With Sandra Lee?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link
ah yes, forgot the inevitable thread
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link
I would eat an Oreo cake.
The song in the video is appalling though and ruins the cake.
― jmm, Monday, 6 November 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
I made an Oreo cake for a friend's bday a fortnight ago. I used the choc cake recipe from here, split it into 4 layers, then filled/covered it with whipped cream icing containing crushed orero, then decorated with oreos. It was enormous and delicious. The problem is not Oreo cakes, it is bad cakes. Oreos themselves are glorified chocolate bourbons, what's not to like?
― barbarian radge (NotEnough), Monday, 6 November 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link
oreos are good for compulsive snacking but they're kind of chemically and gross and I think they've even fiddled with/cheapened the formula in recent years. not that I bake much these days, but i imagine the flavor of the final cake would be improved by using a higher grade dark chocolate wafer (or making some from scratch) and some homemade icing. obviously that's just if you need the crunch and crumble factor - otherwise just making a dark chocolate layer cake with a nice frosting would probably satisfy anybody to whom it was offered, just without the billing of "oreo cake."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
but c'mon calling them glorified bonbons is totally backwards
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
bourbon not bonbon. but i can't help with your previous terrible post.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link
oh lol. pre-coffee there.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
oreos are good for compulsive snacking but they're kind of chemically and gross
We buy them every once in a while for my kids. One thing I noticed when I tried them for the first time as an adult is that there is a somewhat burnt taste to them.
― how's life, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
i wouldn't be surprised if they were invented as a way of using byproduct from some other process(es)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
they're secretly scorched nilla wafer crumbs
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
Joe-Joe's are the way to go; they actually taste like chocolate and vanilla
― .oO (silby), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
oreos look a lot more appealing than they taste, i think that's the clincher
― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
Oreos are vegan so they are inherently good.
― billstevejim, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
The original video that inspired this discussion is horrible and infantilizing and deserves any amount of scorn heaped upon it, regardless of the merits or demerits of oreo cakes.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/23167847_369841760137258_3378898518145133658_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fd00037d2f5ce6d65b74f3ea50eaef51&oe=5A633AFE
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
you what mate
― André Ryu (Neil S), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
– Dante, La Vita Nuova
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
Needs the critical first part of the quote: "I slipped on the banana peel of my dreams, then fell on the knives your conflict carried that surrounded your heart, killing my soul."
― Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 November 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link
haha
― niels, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/23319224_1957941324471711_3066592917372355061_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7b08681b7c1265d4d889419a397f06b9&oe=5A94F178
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22140831_1941118082820702_399167579426931559_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cf2f7e895d045ead3d8c404299a4cdc3&oe=5A959D58
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seven black and white photos of my life. no people. no explanation.
― marcos, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link
i bet that fewer than 10 friends will read this. if you read this then time "i am an asshole" in the comment box.
― marcos, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
i am an asshole.
there are soooo many of those b&w challenges on my timeline, and each of them is on a different day of the challenge. Very disconcerting when a new Day 1 shows up.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 13 November 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
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― how's life, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link
What about all the women veterans? Do they qualify as "bitches", too?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
ask Pop Smoke
― niels, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
https://www.vogue.com/article/forty-things-to-know-by-age-forty-molly-guy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
when you finally put together all 500 pieces in the molly guy jigsaw puzzle, you get a picture of My Little Pony
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link