US Politics November 2017

But yes that is wrong too

The thought of a special prosecutor investigating Clinton, Mueller and Rosenstein while Mueller and Rosenstein are investigating Trump is pretty dark.

that scenario is p fucked up and yet makes perfect sense, I can see Trump going for it.

but who appoints the special prosecutor in this hypothetical scenario, Sessions?

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re: thread title... feels weirdly appropriate since Weinstein & avalanche of other predators being outed pushed Trump out of top of the news for the longest stretch of time since the election.

karl thank u for posting my fav space ghost clip

“Jared is the worst political adviser in the White House in modern history,” Nunberg said. “I’m only saying publicly what everyone says behind the scenes at Fox News, in conservative media, and the Senate and Congress.”

lmao Jared rules

I honestly can't imagine that Trump's approval ratings could go any lower. Yes, he's said and done one stupid thing after another for the past year (and then also for decades as a public figure), but I'm pretty sure that's over now, don't you?

xpost it only gets better with time! hahaha

it's really funny, though, to imagine the "cut cut cut" debate happening in the midst of the atmosphere described in the vanity fair piece

I would imagine mounting scandal + a failure to pass tax reform would probably shudder off most of the remaining non-Pepes

Yeah, business as usual, but nonetheless it is pretty audacious for Trump's lawyers to reportedly argue in court re: the ongoing defamation lawsuit that him referring to his accusers as "liars" was just a political opinion.

i can't access those abottabad files :(

just feeling a little silly at the moment but seriously, imagine the shot of a random white house aide's face after watching a tense discussion of regarding the mueller investigation gradually morph into an equally tense debate about why it should or should not be called the cut cut cut plan

Trump administration is death by a thousand cut cut cuts.

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I would imagine mounting scandal + a failure to pass tax reform would probably shudder off most of the remaining non-Pepes

it's hard to say what his floor is at this point, there's been a slow but steady erosion in overall GOP support but that's gonna bottom out at some point and whether it's 25% or 30% who can say. We are definitely going to find out sad lol.

Would've been wiser to name it the Measure Twice, Cut Once Bill.

Cut Hillary Dems Fake News Bill

If he fellated Steve Bannon while strangling a kitten on camera, his approval rating miiiiight fall to like 20%.

no it would have to be him fucking a kid, and not a 16-year-old. Shooting someone on 5th Ave. would make his numbers go up. also praising Allah, but I'm trying to be realistic here

if something like that came out they'd just say it's fake. the technology for that is getting there xp

https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/robotics/artificial-intelligence/ai-creates-fake-obama

GOP is totally fine w kid fuckers tbh

xp

Time for carpet_kaiser to make an entrance.

Sunday, October 29, 2017 10:33 AM Site carpet_kaiser has been banned permanently. 51'd

yeah but video, shakey?

eh you're probably right lol

just as the tension became nearly unbearable, trump suddenly stood and stared down at paul ryan in the chair across the desk. "cut cut cut cut cut cut plan. six cuts. double down." he was unraveling in front of our very eyes

Ryan will unveil the tax plan in a press conference where he keeps saying the word 'cut' over and over, occasionally looking off-stage to see Donald Trump nodding and mouthing 'again'.

I thought the thread title would be along the lines of "Presideent Trtump was rermarkably stgroing in hius joint press event with Sen McConnell"

feeling vindicated here

Funy cats, never to early: November 2017 US Politics

xxp SO DID I

enemies of the working people

http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/42431-meet-trump-s-anti-worker-labor-department-nominees

Anti-worker Labor Department nominees?! But...but that doesn't make any sense! It's like putting someone who hates ice cream in charge of the Sweet Treats Department! Someone needs to have a talk with Mr. Trump about this.

Still waiting for him to introduce Surgeon General Petri Dish of Ebola.

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(it was that or pink floyd the final cut cut cut)

We'll know Trump's in danger when Fox moves from "collusion isn't illegal" to "people who don't collude with foreign countries hate America"

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) November 1, 2017

What is collusion ultimately but cooperation and friendship? You aren't against America having friends, are you? Because that sounds like something an enemy of America would want.

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i think Jared is aging faster than Trump

missed opportunity to court the emo vote by calling it the One Armed Scissor act

Hated is aging faster because his father in law is hot old mayonnaise.

Uh Jared

Alfred man your phone knows what's what, don't correct it.

fucking phone should work for The Plum Line.

ok on second thought, here:

https://i.imgur.com/NvyEy4X.jpg

on the fence but not to offend
cut, cut, cut cut

the blatant lies from sarah sanders today* in the face of obvious evidence to the contrary remind me of the first few days of the administration when spicer was a entity and he was clearly lying about the stupid inauguration crowd estimate size. i remember following along and being kind of stunned that they would lie so plainly and blankly. heavy orwellian vibes. it's a shame everyone's computer monitors are pretty crisp these days, because this era of footage deserves the retrofuture dystopian CRT monitor look

*trump: "We need quick justice and we need strong justice — much quicker and much stronger than we have right now. Because what we have right now is a joke and it’s a laughingstock. And no wonder so much of this stuff takes place. And I think I can speak for plenty of other countries, too, that are in the same situation."

Acosta: he called the US Justice system a 'joke and a laughingstock' during his comments
Sanders: that's not what he said. he said that process, that process has people calling us a joke and calling us a laughingstock.

that's not what he said. i mean, one one level this is all so fucking stupid, but on another, that's not what he said and it's insulting to be lied to like that

spicer was a new entity

my typos are out of control today, sry