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velko, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

too bad cankles can't add to this discussion

velko, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

My gf's mom was telling us about her hairdresser's trip to Moscow or whatever, and I was like, "Oh, is she Russian?" and my gf's mom said "Yes" and then, apropos of nothing, blurted out "She's also Jewish" -- which made it seem like it's all she can think about when she's getting her hair done and she just had to tell someone.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

heheh

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

it's the "that" but also calling someone "a" jew seems like it has a bit of a pejorative connotation, just because it makes the jewishness the sole defining quality

the "that" doesn't actually do this - "jew" does alone - but it provides an assist to the othering

"the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

ya, that's why i said also - the that just emphasizes it.

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I imagine some of this depends on tone/motivation. If you're a Jew, or a Jewophile, and you're like, "AND HE'S JEWISH," that might just mean that you love Jews and you love mentioning it. (My family does this all the time with celebrities. In fact, there are some celebrities that we can't mention in any context without also mentioning they're Jewish.)

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

see also canadian

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean, i think all jews do that, but canadians do too, and when it's a canadian jew, you better watch out.

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

SHATNER!

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

trifecta for me - montreal jew

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay Canadian Jew David Rakoff had a funny bit about this on This American Life years ago:
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=793

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

all canadians know that episode

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I would imagine.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

weirdly enough, i am going to a book launch for a jewish montreal TAL contributor in an hour.

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

You can just say Jonathan Goldstein, it's OK.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link

jew.xls

Nasty British and Short (hmmmm), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Great article calling out N0rm4n P0dh0r3tz:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/13/books/review/Wieseltier-t.html?_r=2&ref=books&pagewanted=all

Mordy, Monday, 14 September 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Shana Tova to the tribe!

quincie, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

haa great revive

goole, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

my best friend just texted me this. Shana Tova. And the year we're living in.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I am going to services tonight and tomorrow. I am like the best not-Jew ever.

quincie, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

shana tova!

I ain't doin jackshit for Rosh Hashanah this year! well my wife might make some farfel and I will eat it but that's not really significant.

Hat Trick Swayze (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 September 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Podhoretz seems to be living the Vilna Gaon’s adage — maybe he can find it in some encyclopedia — that the best way for a man to preserve his purity is never to leave his house.

damn dude!

goole, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Shana Tova, dudes!

Mordy, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

quincie why aren't you Jewish

holosystolic murmur and the thrill (gbx), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

tryin to find a shul in this town where you don't need season tickets

collardio gelatinous, Saturday, 19 September 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link

apples + honey = A+

bnw, Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

my jewish friend called me up and said: "did you understand my textmessage?" i replied i did. "I wish you a happy new year too! Isn't it fantastic that a goy knows it's new year?"
she replied I was turning Jewish. "But of course, I sell JEWELLERY!"

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

After more than two years of living in this neighborhood, my neighbors have finally discovered I might make a good Shabbos goyim. A neighbor knocked on my door at 9am today, asking if I could help her out, as she had forgotten to unscrew a lightbulb in a freezer, and needed to get in there.

Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Sunday, 20 September 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Shana Tova after the fact. Mmmmm leftover brisket and chicken soup

curmudgeon, Sunday, 20 September 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha Pancakes that's happened to my ex a couple of times - he was strolling by the rabinnical college across the street one evening after dark and a guy came out and asked him to turn his bedroom light off o_0

Dearth Disco (Trayce), Sunday, 20 September 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

kinky

yo gotti gotti! (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 20 September 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

wanna flick my switch?

velko, Sunday, 20 September 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

have i told you guys that my girlfriends all tell me i would make a very good jew? i'm very proud of it

surm, Sunday, 20 September 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

quincie why aren't you Jewish

Well, I am in Jew School so it may happen some day, or not. Would be hard to be the only Jew in the entire family. One of my books for class is a "How to Keep Kosher" book; Mr. Que saw it and was like "UH PLEASE TELL ME WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE KEEPING KOSHER" 'cause y'know we're both pretty into bacon and lobster and cheeseburgers.

quincie, Monday, 21 September 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway kugel is like soooooooo good; I ate a ton yesterday. Also threw some crumbs into the creek because I am emo like that.

Also: singing "A Wonderful World" at RH day 1 services classic or mega dud?

quincie, Monday, 21 September 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Crut - its lucky that wasnt also the time N had his fly down on his pants, lol.

Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 21 September 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to ILX for my wrongs. Please forgive me. You have three chances.

quincie, Monday, 21 September 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Like I'm sorry I was mean to surmounter that one time. And to gabbneb many times. Oh geez please tell me I don't have to track down gabbneb to apologize to him in person?

quincie, Monday, 21 September 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyone else I was mean to on ILX? Speak now or, er, in the next nine days pls.

quincie, Monday, 21 September 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

it's all good quincie. let's keep it in the past. it sucked but it's LONG GONE

surm, Monday, 21 September 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks surm! You are a peach and a true asset to ILX. Much <3 to you sorry I was hatin'.

quincie, Monday, 21 September 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

waht is Jew School?!

holosystolic murmur and the thrill (gbx), Monday, 21 September 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

and come you want to be jewish? (serious question)

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Monday, 21 September 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

favorite fictional jew will always be sid dithers

"San Franciscy? So how did you came, did you drove or did you flew?"

velko, Monday, 21 September 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

am i the only one who is thinking about Hey Jude while reading this thread?

Zeno, Monday, 21 September 2009 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey,_Slavs

31g, Monday, 21 September 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think that's very funny zeno

surm, Monday, 21 September 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey Juden

Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 21 September 2009 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link


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