Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

<3 that they thought her house had been burgled but it was just really messy

this is funny, cuz Juliana Hatfield just came out with a song about Lindsay Lohan, about how she's misunderstood, and just needs to shoot an "indie movie" to gain some respect

honestly, the song is pretty good. i will find it for you guys.

http://i43.tinypic.com/sg5wso.gif

where do the underwears keep coming from

undearwear city

She's like a magician pulling scarves out of his sleeve.

hahahahah

even funnier when you know how that works

does it come from your underwears?

magicians can be ladies

claro que si

i just got spam titled "HOT BOOBS OF LOHNA!"

LOHna
loh loh loh loh LOH na

would fish with

i saw her at st. pancras train station yesterday, surrounded by popping flashbulbs and police officers

pooping flashmobs claim another victim.

she looks incredible here! : http://www.dlisted.com/node/32377/images/90604M3_LOHAN_B-GR_04.jpg

these shoes! http://www.dlisted.com/node/32377/images/wenn2443496.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8102838.stm

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly "happy to co-operate" with police over £250,000-worth of jewellery which went missing after a photo shoot in London.

The necklace and diamond earrings were loaned to Elle magazine by fashion house Dior for the shoot on 6 June.

They were reported missing two days after the shoot with the 22-year-old.

Elle said it had no reason to believe she was "in any way responsible". Her spokeswoman told US website Radar she had "shot her cover story and left".

"We haven't been contacted yet by anyone," Leslie Sloane-Zelnik said.

"Lindsay hopes they find the missing items."

The shoot took place at Big Sky Studios, near King's Cross.

A police spokesman said no arrests had been made.

"We had an allegation of theft made to us on 8 June and that is being investigated," he added.

"We want to speak to a number of people in connection with the inquiry."

http://fleshbot.com/5314499/hustler-takes-on-lindsay-lohan-in-an-untrue-hollywood-story

that gif is rather hypnotising

A ho is crazy. I give up. :\

noble^

guys i don't know why i did this but i watched labor pains the other day at like 2 am. waht.

hahahahaha <3

O noes, did Jimmy The Mod just stop awaiting the return of his beloved? :-(

It's hard to say what upset Lindsay Lohan more - that a Manhattan deli worker wouldn't surrender her phone or that he didn't know who she was.

The "Mean Girls" actress cursed out counterman Mohammed Hashan and called the cops when he dared to demand proof she was the owner of a left-behind BlackBerry, he said.

"I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already," Hashan said Friday.

"Who is she? Is she a star? I'm no celebrity. I'm not nothing. I'm only a restaurant worker."

His brush with the high-strung starlet began when she popped into the Mott Corner Deli in Little Italy for a cup of ice and left without the phone.

Hashan, 37, sprinted after Lohan, and banged on the window of her cab.

"I said, 'Is this your phone?'" he recalled.

"She said, 'Yes.'

"I said, 'Give me proof because there were more customers. If this is your phone, you know the number. If it rings, I'll give it to you.'"

After Lohan made a failed grab for the phone, one of her pals tried to call. The phone didn't ring, and Hashan asked Lohan to look at security video with him.

She went nuts, he said.

"She said, 'I'm calling the police! I'm going to arrest you for not giving me my phone!'" he said.

Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911.

When cops rolled up, Hashan gave them the phone.

They unlocked it, saw a photo of Lohan, and gave it back to her, Hashan said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/08/21/2009-08-21_lindsay_lohan_goes_loco_in_little_italy_shop.html

Man, every time this thread gets revived, I worry that she has broken her hip.

http://www.thefablife.com/files/2009/08/lindsay-lohan-lips.jpg

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oh no

Everything about her is gross.

she used to be so beautiful.

She's still ready and legal, I guess. Two out of three ain't that bad.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/08/0821_lidnsay2_lohan_spl120570_001_splash_exc.jpg

you guys are crazy. she looks cute in that blonde photo.

i want that headband too

she looks collagened, but i think its an angle.

http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/hotmess.jpg

She looks twice her age in that one.

wow that last one is gross

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Cinema+Society+Hugo+Boss+Screening+Inglourious+nIxzld-w1x-l.jpg

http://ameliaearhart.worldhistoryblogs.com/files/2007/07/lindsay-lohan.jpghttp://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/hotmess.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/pix/garland061101_450x400.jpg

both of those are pretty bad

no

xpost

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080804/425.Spears.Parton.Lohan.080408.jpg

????

I was watching the Soup this afternoon, and they put up a shot of Jon Gosselin and Christian Audgier, saying " I don't want to do a line with Jon Gosselin."

Flash to a shot of LiLo - "I WANNA DO A LINE WITH JON GOSSELIN!!!! I WANNA DO A LINE WITH JON GOSSELIN!!!"

Sad, but true.

Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911

So that's what he's for. Wasting police time.

he looks like a real winner

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/53/91/patrick-aufdenkamp_472x354.0.0.0x0.432x324.jpeg

Here they are together going to a hair salon party(?).
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/12/lindsay-patrick.jpg
He is doing his job well here, holding on tight to Lindsay's blackberry.