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Morrissey supposedly once said about Prince: "If Prince came from Wigan, he would have been slaughtered by now". No, if Prince had come from Wigan, he would have written songs with titles like 'Shag U Bandy'.

Wish I had enough "fuck you" money to cover those posts

I'd stab a fucker in the throat for a Gruyère and chive soufflé this week, really I would

Ara god bless us and save us now

Guess I'll keep off ILM for a while then

i'd've gone with "the same old circular bollocks #39493853" meself

global weirding

good to see ol' Tanook is back in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

BLOVIATION vs ASININE BEHAVIOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1k1GcZRww

why the disclaimer, you already know everything about everything else

the phrase was clearly a corruption of 'cow-eyes' rather than the british slang usage. also cows are quite smart? idk. pick yr battles

^^^obvious what this is in reference to but i don't want to distract the us politics thread which is having a lot of fun today

no idea what either "cow-eyes" or the "british slang usage" are but congrats on picking two things an order of magnitude more obscure than the widely accepted meaning of calling a woman a cow

based on the user name, i feel like nuking ilm and more like laughing about sexyhorsepics yet again

Humor is a way of coping with a world full of sorrow

^from "Classic or Dud: U2" thread

Haha if only

Perhaps he intended it to be understood as short for "without doors", a variant of "outdoors".

start a band called Airplane Bathroom Ashtray

that's the Godwin's Law of ILM

would be more interested in your mom's tbh

boy yeah PITCHFORK is really dumb these days amirite m8s

haha! yes

holy shit mother of fucking pearl

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/29/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-28822-1385746156-8.gif

Damn near fpd you there man

can't work out whether for the twee pun or the performative Loi-ism

I think you do but because it's u the stroke was withheld

the brown pile: shits

Madness looked so cute and young in videos from 1980

go fuck yourself with your sexist metal bullshit

wahh

"psyched lone-ranger"/"cyclone ranger" poll

Mama don’t take my Kodakcoin away

that's a really interesting conversation bar the usual shtick that isn't worth responding to tbf

so I'd suggest the best policy would be to carry on having interesting thoughts and ignore the heffalump in the room

what now?

just ILM things

used to love heffalumps

that's a really interesting conversation bar the usual shtick that isn't worth responding to tbf

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The Up Defender has logged on

It's excellent to be the guy who says "if you find tosh offensive just don't go to his shows" and also the guy who says "if you laugh at a cartoon you're a nazi"

Prove it
Put up or shut up
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite
Etc

I returned a 3-year-old Shark with a defective beater bar to Bed Bath and Beyond the other day without a receipt. And let me tell you as the cashier scowled at me under the glare of those fluorescent lights, that my friends was

bit harsh to take the piss today

mumble mumble mumble

i wonder what's on 'er ipod

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