well, it's wolff so the quotes are bullshit
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
"plain as the pustules on my face"
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
'Look, it's as highly-contagious as the seething bacteria farm that comprises what's left of my face.'
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link
As Nate Silver points out, the excerpt never establishes that Trump didn't want to win, and also plays fast and loose with polls - only outlier polls showed Trump down 12, the worst average was 6-7, and that was after the convention bounce. Basically, it sounds about as believable picture of the Trump campaign as Shattered was of the Clinton campaign.
I'm still definitely reading it, though :)
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
fwiw
for no reason whatsoever, just remembered this passage from michelle cottle's profile of wolff in 2004 https://t.co/9JMwBbuYqT pic.twitter.com/D5GQw60AYH— brad plumer (@bradplumer) January 3, 2018
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
Yeah. But come on, you're reading it as well, Simon :)
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link
However fictional Wolff's specifics may be, an accidental Trump win has always made much more sense to me on many many levels. Trump may have convinced himself after the fact that this is what he wanted, but I very much doubt this was how he was planning to spend the next 4-??? years prior to election night.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link
I honestly don't find the inner workings of the Trump White House all that fascinating xp
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link
xpost
i was about to say, certain parts like
βIβll call him,β said Ailes. βBut Trump would jump through hoops for Rupert. Like for Putin. Sucks up and shits down. I just worry about whoβs jerking whose chain.β
sound like something written by robert reich
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link
Old Lunch otm. It's hardly believable Trump willingly chose the route of having to divert and divest his own business emporium (unless, as stated, he was clueless yet again and didn't even know this was required). Not that he's really divesting or letting go but ykwim
I find it entirely believable however that they just let Wolff in one day, and he became the hobo-lives-in-airport-for-a-year, where he became one of the 'gang' with no one even questioning it.
― β« very clever with maracas.jpg β« (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link
yeah, this is why the russia stuff makes way more sense to me as a bunch of career grifters looking to cash in however they can before their meal ticket gets his ass handed to him rather than putin's grand masterplan to undermine american democracy (xp to old lunch)
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link
JUST IN: President Trump statement on Steve Bannon: "When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind." pic.twitter.com/LxZoBI5Ng4— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 3, 2018
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link
putin's grand masterplan to undermine american democracy haha well he didn't have to exert much effort to do what he did , these guys were willing miscreants .
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
oh damn lol xp
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link
Huh, didn't realize Bannon was responsible for making Sessions the AG, Mr. President.
What a bugfuck lunatic.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link
OK, so now we reverse engineer Trump's statement based on the "every word is an obvious lie and literally the opposite of the truth" theory that's served us so well the last 13 months and...
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
Can't wait to see how this low-rent Vader vs. Palpatine battle turns out. Hopefully very much like the original.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
I'd put all of my worldly possessions in hock for front-row seats to watch Bannon throw Trump down a shaft just before croaking himself.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
bannon already looks like vader when he takes his helmet off tbf
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
wowowow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link
Force-choke Trump with coke.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
this white house had a lot of coffee boys didn't it?
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
i mean none of these people did anything , it was just Trump and his huge brain making it all happen
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
i'm still incredulous that there isn't anyone in the approval chain who just says "no"/gets fired over balls-out-bonkers statements like this one
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
whatever the truth, high five to Wolff for eliciting that response
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link
Lol at that statement. Btw, they definitely called Trump for comments yesterday, and that's why he ranted even more than usual.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
i wonder if anyone's still editing these statements? that last one seemed to be directly from trump.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
bannon has openly speculated about running for office himself iirc.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link
xpost whoops big hoos made the same point! crazy.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link
that + whatever he knows makes him dangerous, but probably this is kabuki to drive breitbart page impressions and to feed trump's ego. he'll be back in with trump soon.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link
My god.
pic.twitter.com/683UJFlKL4— Team Mitch (@Team_Mitch) January 3, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link
Team McConnell so happy it is putting emojis in press releases pic.twitter.com/PMVcKUdDX9— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) January 3, 2018
Breitbart commenter: "This is just two alpha-males, going at it."— Will Sommer (@willsommer) January 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link
Wow, Just looked at the comments section on Breitbart. Wow. When Bannon has lost Breitbart, heβs left with . . . umm, nothing.— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 3, 2018
haw haw
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
"This is just two alpha-males, going at it."β mookieproof, Wednesday, January 3, 2018 11:18 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
β mookieproof, Wednesday, January 3, 2018 11:18 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
brief description on an xtube video too iirc
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
where is the Mooch when we need him most ?
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
definitely not face-down in a giant pile of cocaine iirc
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
definitely not trying to suck his own cock
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
I said what I said in the Summer take out the expletives and pay closer attention. Btw, @realDonaldTrump is doing a great job.— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) January 3, 2018
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
lol
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
the mooch abides
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link
I'm absolutely certain this point has been made before, but Trump legitimately sees no difference between being POTUS and being a WWE heel, does he.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link
unfortunately, none of this matters
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
Oh the pettiness of it all is the key.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
Well, when he was participating in pro wrestling he was the most important and interesting person in the world. Now he is President and he is the most important and interesting person in the world. So really the two jobs are the same, and demand the same skills.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link
i wonder if anyone's still editing these statements? that last one seemed to be directly from trump.Trump cannot compose short, coherent sentences like that.
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link
no shit but dont try and take this away from us with reason alfred
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
Trump cannot compose short, coherent sentences like that.
β Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, January 3, 2018 2:30 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
correct use of "whom" is a real giveaway too
― rob, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link
i'm not listening to it to check but...
Trumpβs comments about Bannon today are almost word for word what @benshapiro said about Bannon on @Jamie_Weinsteinβs podcast last week.— Matt Lewis (@mattklewis) January 3, 2018
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link