He Tweeted "Sloppy" I Think He Missed The Poll, la Poll, la Poll laaaa
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link
why would he need to read it, he was there, he knows what really happened, he has one of the best memories ever, etc.
― j., Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link
choking, cheating, begging for money, getting fired......all the classic shit dogs are constantly doing. pic.twitter.com/GCxuDigKJB— bobby đź‘– (@bobby) January 6, 2018
― j., Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:59 (six years ago) link
I'm fairly convinced that most of the people who excitedly voted for Trump were fueled by the idea of siccing their worst and most hated neighbor/coworker/boss/relative on that uppity lady candidate. I can't imagine that most of them actually like him as a person (and certainly would never want to share a beer with him, or drink a beer in his weirdly teetotaling company, rather). He's like that feral pit bull you keep locked up in your tool shed. He's a straight-up unlikable sumbitch, but goddammit he gets the job done.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:10 (six years ago) link
My god, though, he's such a magnificently reactive brainstem! He just keeps hyping this book that makes him look like a total ass! Dude, it's already the #1 book in the country, don't oversell.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link
He's like that feral pit bull you keep locked up in your tool shed
this was maybe not the best metaphor at this particular juncture in time
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link
Donald Trump is nothing like a pit bull. A pit bull raised in privilege and comfort like Trump would be a loyal, affectionate and playful creature.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link
He Tweeted "Sloppy" I Think He Missed The Poll, la Poll, la Poll laaaa― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:54 (thirty-two minutes ago) Permalink
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:54 (thirty-two minutes ago) Permalink
hard lol
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:30 (six years ago) link
In honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf1sy002-lc
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link
Why does that sound to me like a remix of the Miami Vice theme
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:24 (six years ago) link
Pubic Fruit
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link
his dog thing always makes me think of the end of the trial. the perfect authoritarian tic
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 6 January 2018 07:12 (six years ago) link
untruthful, maybe, but boring? come on.
In fairness to the Circus Peanut in Chief, I find everything about our historical moment and his bad burlesque-act reign truly, deeply, motherfucking boring.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 January 2018 08:31 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSzjjslXUAEmF0-.jpg
is he saying the book is full of lies or is he saying, different perspectives from different sources with different interests don't tally and are sometimes purposefully deceitful? it's the latter
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Saturday, 6 January 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link
It is the latter, but why start reading-comprehension-shaming now?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:11 (six years ago) link
I assumed that when Trump says "like a dog" it's a euphemism for "like a bitch" cf the Access Hollywood tape (evidence that he's capable of at least some level of self-censorship?)
― soref, Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:36 (six years ago) link
I keep catching myself singing "I saw my Bannon getting sloppy", and grossing myself out.
― Leaghaidh am brĂłn an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link
....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link
stable genius = horse's ass
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link
Love this guy
― treeship 2, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
"and being, like, really smart"
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
'First try' – riiight. He already ran in 2000, back when universal healthcare was part of his platform.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link
Late to the monkey party, but why in the world would anyone find the gorilla channel story implausible? I mean, you can find footage of Trump talking to Rudy in drag, Trump in overalls singing the green acres theme ... pretty much everything about Trump is completely ridiculous from head/hair to hands, so why not apes?
Anyway, he's a genius, geniuses are weird.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link
a man with a spiral combover is capable of anything
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link
Going the full Fredo, pretty great.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
Seriously. It's like the Godfather if everyone was Fredo. http://s.quickmeme.com/img/6c/6c3a118d3e47bd95c9e148fd0632933cf02eb7b2c9916d1e9577e091c0bfb611.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
And you know if Trump drank he would drink banana daiquiris.
Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don’t share our religious beliefs. Sometimes, we even marry them. I’m a Methodist & my husband is Jewish, thank you for asking. A very happy New Year to you Rhonda! https://t.co/8UH9SP8EWO— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) January 3, 2018
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link
the washington post ran an op ed begging people to not read the “trashy” wolff bookit was written by a mucky muck at... citizens united! (the one who wrote the book with lewandowski. it was of course plugged.)they’re not even TRYING to hide it
― maura, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link
xpost I guess that was in response to some Trump supporter accusing her of being a Satanist after goofing around on twitter.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link
we're p much in Star Wars Ep 2 at this point, politically speaking
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
will all the dominionist evangelical preachers in the land read 'fire and fury' from the pulpit approvingly?
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
Actually typing "like, really smart" = deliberate wind-up even more than usual.
― nashwan, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link
More like "Smart? Like, really?"
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link
I want Trump to be so smart, so intensely smart, that his head explodes, like in "Scanners."
that isn't why the head exploded in Scanners
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link
maybe fox will add blipverts. that cause of head explosion seems more up trumps alley
― maura, Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:12 (six years ago) link
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre),
I love the comma placement; he's been getting grammar lessons.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link
Fun times for the family!
BREAKING NEWS: The SEC is investigating the real-estate company run by Jared Kushner's family for its use of the EB-5 federal investment-for-visa program https://t.co/aE0DHm6yE2— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) January 6, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdZScea8JBm8hck/giphy.gif
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link
xpost yeah the formal evals of his recent tweets point to a ghost tweeter. but content evals are confusing, no ghost is that stupid.
― Hunt3r, Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
"like, really smart" is a bit he's done in many campaign speeches and public appearances, his ppl love it
― gbx, Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
his ppl think all rich people are really smart unlike poor scientists
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link
I choose to believe that's Kellyanne C. in Alfred's gif (on a really good bags-under-eyes day).
― WilliamC, Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link
so is little jeff sessions getting fired this weekend? 1/2 term invited everyone to camp david but jeffy
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
Trump in overalls singing the green acres theme
now wait a second
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 January 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link
“Je suis un gĂ©nie”, “Ich bin ein sehr stabiles genie" and more #stablegenius headlines from France, Germany, U.K., The Netherlands,... pic.twitter.com/NuvpdnTiiE— Vladimir Duthiers (@vladduthiersCBS) January 6, 2018
― j., Saturday, 6 January 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link
I lolled earlier when I saw the headline « Accusé d’être fou, Trump fait son propre éloge et se qualifie de «génie très stable »
"accused of being crazy" not *really* what's been said in English but still I lolled
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 6 January 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link