Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!

From the episode where they go underwater and visit the Lost City of Atlanta:

Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! [breaks down crying]
How did this happen?
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: So that's where I left my cigar ...
Hermes: That just raises further questions!

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.

don't forget "is this clown on?"

fry re: the breakfast club: "man, i can't wait til i'm old enough to feel ways about things."

Zapf is the best! : " I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"

Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."

When I first saw this episode, I nearly died.

pimpmobile

A contribution:
Janitor: Well hello miss, what's a beautiful young... [sees Leela's eyeball] Yeesh! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

Hahah in the commentaries, one of the writers bursts out laughing at this point and says "we sat up all night and that was the best line we could come up with" =)

Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS! PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE!!!

Zapp Brannigan: “What makes a man turn neutral … Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”

Linda: “The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening. And robot votes are now in. Nixon has won.”
Morbo: “Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.”

Bender: Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Hahah and I love how he's saying that when all thats left of him is his head.

Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.

And of course, Bender's catalogue of dick jokes...

Fry: Look, normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn...
Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.
Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!

Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case, small. Woooo!

Fry: I didn't think I'd get away with my doodle, but I pulled it off.
Bender: Like you did at the theater. Wooo!

Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.
Bender: As usual. Woooo!

Zapp Brannigan: Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go in alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.

Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.

Farnsworth: Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin, with the cute little pom-pom curtain pulls, cruel though they may be...

Also, frequently heard around my house as an excuse for not doing something: "Well, I am already in my pajamas . . ."

Mom: Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

[while talking to the Beastie Boys]
Fry: Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums.
Adam Horovitz: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.
Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes?

I'm constantly shouting "DAMN THIS DSL!" like Mom does when she's the wicked witch.

WHAT SMELLS LIK FREAKIN PORPOISE HORK?

Mom is awesome :D

"Jam a squirrel in it, you BASTARDS!"

Beck: Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing ... and then I forgot how it ended.

...sweet, sweet candy. Bam.

Farnsworth [on phone]: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up?...To shreds, you say.

Cubert: Anyway I heard beer makes you stupid.
Fry: No I'm..... doesn't.

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

get a life

Shut the hell up!

(see what I did there etc)

Trayce, you missed an opportunity to shout, "NO YOU SHUT UP", which is the best thing to say in response to any statement at all :)

doh! o wait wrong show.

"second..."

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/hermessong.mp3

Y'all realise that's the greatest song ever written, right?

"When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea."

LINK BORKEN BOO.

Someone posted a ten-minute preview of the upcoming Family Guy Star Wars special and I've spent all day wondering why Bender wasn't in it :/

You don't think McFarlane has stolen enough from my cousin Matt G.?

PS - I LOVE symposia!

cut n pase to make link go

what they redirect to 404 if they don't like the referrer? jesus.

What I should have said was:

Fry: Fix it. Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it.

What do we want? FRY'S DOG!
When do we want it? FRY'S DOG!

Maybe they're just sniffy about deep links. Anyhoo:

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/

http://photos6.flickr.com/9637290_0074ad4fe8_m.jpg

Favourite so far - one of the aliens watching Friends: "Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?"

Farnsworth: I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonhorrhea: The Noisy Killer.

No lols, but the scene where Fry drinks his 100th cup of coffee and saves everyone in slo-mo is exquisite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yax1qk2MD9A&mode=related&search=

Farnsworth, after being pushed into his man-eating anteater pit by Leela: Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me.
Leela: Oh my god what have I done?!
Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!

Oh and:

Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!

NIXON'S BACK

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!

I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it.

Atlanta was a city, landlocked,
Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean,
Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism,
That they moved offshore, becoming an island,
And an even bigger Delta hub,

[On the screen, helicopters lift the city and land it in the ocean. The scene changes to years later. The island is packed with buildings.]
Until the city over-developed and it started to sink,
Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away,
Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca-Cola,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends,
Though Gods they were,
And also Jane Fonda was there.

[A boat with the people on pulls away and the city sinks.]
The others chose to remain behind,
On their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids,
And sing and dance and ring in the new.

NIXON'S BACK

Nixon: Who's pushing who around now???