This Hannity moment from tonight is so perfect and funny
Sean Hannity: The New York Times is trying to distract you. They say Trump tried to fire Mueller, but our sources aren’t confirming that!Sean Hannity, minutes later: Alright, yeah, maybe our sources confirm Trump wanted to fire Mueller. But so what? That’s his right. Anywho... pic.twitter.com/yUIt7Un56d— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) January 26, 2018
― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 26 January 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link
haha
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 January 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link
i was wondering how they'd deal with that tonight. i love that he seamlessly changes subject to a high speed car crash video
― Karl Malone, Friday, 26 January 2018 06:18 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/sd6qt77rdC— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 26, 2018
― maura, Friday, 26 January 2018 06:55 (six years ago) link
it’s 2018 and people with the last name falwell haven’t been laughed out of polite society
― maura, Friday, 26 January 2018 06:56 (six years ago) link
polite society can kiss my ass
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 January 2018 09:09 (six years ago) link
can't wait for the GOP to eviscerate Trump over this.
"if true, this is deeply troubling"
"it's important to remember he DIDN'T fire Mueller!"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 January 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link
Is he doing with Mueller what he does with the New York Times- trash talk them so the whole heap of #lolresistance rubes rally round him, when in fact he's firmly in the tank for Trump
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 January 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link
lol what I mean yes, you can tell by the way Mueller sends his investigators repeatedly into white rural and suburban communities in flyover country to try, try, try to understand
― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 January 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link
they’re all magic men
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 26 January 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link
some interesting things about the timeline Hadrian posted - accelerating activity throughout (or appearance thereof)- Matt Tait: https://www.lawfareblog.com/time-i-got-recruited-collude-russians
― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 January 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link
Mourning!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 January 2018 12:37 (six years ago) link
where's the tax returns?
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 26 January 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link
can't some publication just loudly make a bunch of unfounded accusations about his tax status that only a libel suit would resolve? take a hit for the team, politico
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 January 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link
"Trump has investments in werewolves and edible abortions - click here for more details"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 January 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link
reggie and I should plant ourselves at Trump's Palm Beach estate and yell our two lines all day.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 January 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link
i'll get my picket sign together, alfred
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 26 January 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link
dress in shark costumes
― Patton Oswalt Defense Lawyer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 January 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link
We'd sound like the gulls in FINDING NEMO.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 January 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link
BBC headline is that "trump ready to apologise for far right posts'. Why wouldn't you just apologise rather than signal readiness to apologise? It seems false. Plus we don't want him either way.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 26 January 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
I'm preparing myself to not accept his apology.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 26 January 2018 13:46 (six years ago) link
"Sorry if some of you were offended..."
― nashwan, Friday, 26 January 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link
So basically:WH is demanding about 80% of its initial asks on legal imm, 100% of its initial asks on border/asylum, and 20% (subject to change) of its initial asks on interior enforcement.https://t.co/urh8QbFRRf— Dara Lind (@DLind) January 25, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link
Missed that Meehan is not seeking re-election. That's something like, what, 32? 33 GOP Congressmen not seeking re-election? That's a record, I think.
Had a beer with a friend and his friend last night. HIs friend is in I think some kind of international banking/finance and said that from their perspective, they're predicting and planning for a full-on trade-war with China, which they're expecting Trump to push in his state of the union.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 January 2018 13:57 (six years ago) link
why stop at just trade war
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
the president is having difficulty breathing, jig-is-up respiration like a season six Tony Soprano or nightclub Jake LaMotta
― Patton Oswalt Defense Lawyer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link
comes up for air in the ellipses of every run-on sentence
― Patton Oswalt Defense Lawyer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link
Mr. Trump said that when he retweeted the videos, which portrayed Muslims as violent attackers, he knew nothing about Britain First, the group that had originally posted them.“If you are telling me they’re horrible people, horrible, racist people, I would certainly apologize, if you’d like me to do that,” Mr. Trump told Piers Morgan of the British broadcaster ITV, in an interview scheduled to air on Sunday.“I am often the least racist person that anybody is going to meet,” he added.
“If you are telling me they’re horrible people, horrible, racist people, I would certainly apologize, if you’d like me to do that,” Mr. Trump told Piers Morgan of the British broadcaster ITV, in an interview scheduled to air on Sunday.
“I am often the least racist person that anybody is going to meet,” he added.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 January 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
great apology, the best
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
― maura
what is this "polite society" you speak of
― Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
"Other times I'm the MOST racist person anybody is going to meet! Crazy, huh?"
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/R1FJSh2.png
― frogbs, Friday, 26 January 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link
"ready to apologise" is preemptive. When he's not treated with sufficient deference by Britons (which he won't be), he can be all like "well I WAS ready to apologize, NOW I'm not gonna. Such haters. And losers too! Not many people know that America won a war against G. Britain!"
― Tippi Sanhedrin (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
TBF, having never issued one, our beloved president has no idea how to construct an apology. It's like asking him to demonstrate an expression of care toward another human being, completely external to his lived experience.
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 January 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link
"I'm sorry you actually thought I would have retweeted a racist organization on purpose, but that's what happens when you've got such terrible media in this country, I'm not gonna say we should treat them the way those vicious Muslims treated those beautiful, innocent kids in the video, but something has to be done, it's just terrible, more terrible than anyone could have possibly ever imagined..."
― frogbs, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link
'ready to apologize' = would love to talk more about whether or not i am a good person or a great person for my willingness to apologize, which i don't even really have to do because i am often so not racist
― j., Friday, 26 January 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
So is the consensus still that mueller will wait until after midterms to bring hammer down (recommend impeachment)?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUegPbyWAAMYVRV.jpg:small
lol
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
best part about that Hannity thing is that Hannity was calling for Mueller to be fired in June, and we all know Trump watches Hannity, soooo.........
― frogbs, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link
jig-is-up respiration like a season six Tony Soprano or nightclub Jake LaMotta
LaMotta lived to be 96
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
i met jake lamotta once. he was kind of like groot the tree-man. slow but when i shook his hand it was obvious that he could have crushed the bones in my hands into dust.
― scott seward, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
“I am often the least racist person that anybody is going to meet,” he added._
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link
"What about Mike Pence?""No comparison. Mike... He's a great guy... Mike's the most racist person you'll meet. Not me.""Bannon?""Way more racist than me. Yuge, yuge racist.""Jayda Fransen?""Who? Oh her. Not much more racist than me, just a pinch. But definitely more racist, not less. More."
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link
wow Scott under what circumstances?
― Patton Oswalt Defense Lawyer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link
at a fancy food show in philly i was at for work. he was selling his tomato sauce. there weren't a lot of people around him so i got to hang out with him a bit. he had like one handler guy. he mostly just nodded when people would talk to him. he was cool to look at.
― scott seward, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
old boxers are usually kinda sad because of what has happened to their melons but they are also very compelling to look at. they look like rock formations or ancient turtles or something. there is still a lot of power in them.
― scott seward, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link
yeah I saw Chuck Wepner once, he moved like through molasses
― Patton Oswalt Defense Lawyer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link
I saw Jake at a comedy club (honoring his fellow Bronxer Larry Storch), but he was 90 and I didn't wanna bother him.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link
(he was just sitting there, not doing "my alcohol was 2% blood" jokes)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link