dinner came hot from the oven, not from a freezer
does the writer think that people just suck on frozen meals like they're fucking ice lollies instead of, y'know, cooking them in the oven
― albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link
it's not the same if you can't taste an hour's worth of unpaid female labour in every bite
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link
no you don't understand unpaid female labour is the name of my dog
― albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link
to be fair, sometimes facebook can really deliver the goods:
https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11002615_10101573614770342_7901511622626986622_n.jpg?oh=66b51702e4743d335819f07f60990011&oe=5B0EE270
― scott seward, Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link
On the weird detail front, not refrigerating your cheese kind of stands out. And hell, if you want to keep your cheese on the counter you're welcome to, I won't rat you out to the cheese police.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link
http://i65.tinypic.com/2pref76.jpg
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link
^ eh, as a parody, it's pretty passable. at least it doesn't misplace the punchline.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link
ok i love that
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 08:59 (six years ago) link
i laughed at that britney thing.
this i did not laugh at :
https://www.wired.com/story/inside-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-2-years-of-hell/
a very interesting deep dive read.
― mark e, Friday, 16 February 2018 10:33 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27973309_785827021623335_731319092936336591_n.png?oh=9a15c4b9c7d29256d14c45ea7e7e7155&oe=5B07B4DF
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
i'm more annoyed about the car on the street PARKED THE WRONG WAY
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link
clearly they need to build a wall imo
― gr8080, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link
or two walls, rather
it looks like gun control stops 5 out of every 7 murderous triangles tho, it's a start
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
im 2 dumb to understand the gun control one
― niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link
no you're not, you probably just missed the gate (i did too at first.)
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
aah ok
I guess gun control doesn't work then
― niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
hmm as if rules mean nothing without meaningful enforcementnever mind, I’m thinking too hard
― mh, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
It's not an analogy, it works exactly like this.
― jmm, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Te7BCdk.jpg
be on the look out for teens leaving IEDs in your yard. btw if you want to make one yourself, here's how
― frogbs, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link
Drano you say
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link
Boiling hot water. Safely contained in a little plastic bottle.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link
No fingers left.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
well 5 minutes ago i didn't know i could make a drano bomb. cheers Facebook!
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
Teens man, first it was jäger bombs now it's drano bombs I can't keep up with all these funny new words!
― scrüt (wins), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
weird how the makers of neither drano nor tin foil have gotten in any boiling hot water for all the sinks, kitchens and houses blown to bits, in what must be a very commonplace accident
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link
i think the real trick is to wait until someone picks up the drano bomb and then throw toilet paper at them
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27912849_2022576487753900_4892370308163534121_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=54ce1d6d8ab7eaa46e40009612f1e2ee&oe=5B0701A1
― omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link
🤔
― omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
I mean, yes, both those things.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
omar, you may like some of the content on this twitter account:https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/
― mh, Sunday, 18 February 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link
Those drano bombs have been around for yonks: https://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 19 February 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
Forgot to say, that's a rare True for that one. Watch out!
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link
the IRA’s warning to thatcher after they narrowly failed to kill her in the brighton bombing has somehow leaked into inspirational american facebook as a thatcher quote pic.twitter.com/VOEZvLqJWf— bgreysk (@bgreysk) February 17, 2018
― j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link
peak artist thing
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/26172691_1776033742699591_8872384750729828252_o.jpg?oh=4afa0b150a329d93a7bf5a9928a64031&oe=5B4C2775
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BoqE0lY5s
― gr8080, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
if you ask me to keep it going it dies right there
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
messenger hardman
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link
What, is that about forwarding? Are people forwarding useless bullshit in messenger now or something?
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034825_1814699612074923_5324398950932043525_n.png?oh=7b4c8694fda06bb00cd466230201363a&oe=5B0CF1E6
― omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
11. Avoid the temptation to kill those you're close to. If you don't know your victim, it's easier to get away with it.
― omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link
lmao at that thing abruptly turning from "I am very smart and have no patience for your stupidity" to "I am actually an alcoholic"/Hallmark Humor card land
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
Possibly one of the best ones on this thread..
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28166441_2026307467581048_2826386418698674966_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2b2babef7d5f3eb443bac766a756f347&oe=5B07E0E7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
‘EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD’, urges sir anthony hopkins in an emotional facebook plea
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
None of us is getting out of here alive, so what's wrong with a little cannibalism?
― Moodles, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
None of us is getting out of here alive, especially YOU! [lunges forward]
― nickn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
i love the near-subliminal watermark on the getting older list
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link