No fingers left.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
well 5 minutes ago i didn't know i could make a drano bomb. cheers Facebook!
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
Teens man, first it was jäger bombs now it's drano bombs I can't keep up with all these funny new words!
― scrüt (wins), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
weird how the makers of neither drano nor tin foil have gotten in any boiling hot water for all the sinks, kitchens and houses blown to bits, in what must be a very commonplace accident
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link
i think the real trick is to wait until someone picks up the drano bomb and then throw toilet paper at them
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27912849_2022576487753900_4892370308163534121_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=54ce1d6d8ab7eaa46e40009612f1e2ee&oe=5B0701A1
― omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link
🤔
― omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
I mean, yes, both those things.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
omar, you may like some of the content on this twitter account:https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/
― mh, Sunday, 18 February 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link
Those drano bombs have been around for yonks: https://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 19 February 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
Forgot to say, that's a rare True for that one. Watch out!
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link
the IRA’s warning to thatcher after they narrowly failed to kill her in the brighton bombing has somehow leaked into inspirational american facebook as a thatcher quote pic.twitter.com/VOEZvLqJWf— bgreysk (@bgreysk) February 17, 2018
― j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link
peak artist thing
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/26172691_1776033742699591_8872384750729828252_o.jpg?oh=4afa0b150a329d93a7bf5a9928a64031&oe=5B4C2775
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BoqE0lY5s
― gr8080, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
if you ask me to keep it going it dies right there
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
messenger hardman
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link
What, is that about forwarding? Are people forwarding useless bullshit in messenger now or something?
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034825_1814699612074923_5324398950932043525_n.png?oh=7b4c8694fda06bb00cd466230201363a&oe=5B0CF1E6
― omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
11. Avoid the temptation to kill those you're close to. If you don't know your victim, it's easier to get away with it.
― omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link
lmao at that thing abruptly turning from "I am very smart and have no patience for your stupidity" to "I am actually an alcoholic"/Hallmark Humor card land
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
Possibly one of the best ones on this thread..
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28166441_2026307467581048_2826386418698674966_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2b2babef7d5f3eb443bac766a756f347&oe=5B07E0E7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
‘EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD’, urges sir anthony hopkins in an emotional facebook plea
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
None of us is getting out of here alive, so what's wrong with a little cannibalism?
― Moodles, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
None of us is getting out of here alive, especially YOU! [lunges forward]
― nickn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
i love the near-subliminal watermark on the getting older list
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
https://i.redditmedia.com/hLm03Y_9oquYmXECKFj3irmKPGUoz10xhYg1xVtVbOI.jpg?w=571&s=5a62787484ff8b5536791c83cb2340d1
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
The reference to Hunger Games and Katniss is appropriate enough to fighting back against a violent dystopian society. But, Harry Potter?
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link
that is basically this https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/98/1447980670335.png
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link
"laughing at us about how pathetic we used to be" is a nice touch.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link
http://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16864642_1846156068996475_6015624925807822650_n.jpg?oh=bcc3d6fb711971d986ab9fb4f8bfd7fa&oe=5B156955
― mirostones, Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link
ain't it the truth!!!!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:45 (six years ago) link
free book which is probably some bible tract
― smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link
No, it's probably Windows 95 For Dummies.
There is a poem by Mona Van Duyn about a voracious and scholarly reader who imagines herself captured and placed in an alien zoo. The one book they toss in her habitat is Build Your Own Bicycle.
Our library's "free" pile is inevitably half made up of outmoded tech and business books. But, y'know, "books," so they're sacred objects that the good people of my town can't bring themselves to throw away.
― this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link
http://www.lovablequote.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-like-you-alot-like-insanely-a-lot-cute-lovable-quote.jpg
― the pinefox, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
I don't love you. And I am insane.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/a-man-bought-a-lie-detector-robot-that-slaps-people-13529405.png
― omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
Before I post the one I came here to post, I just want to register my dislike of that one.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link
Anyway, here's one of a kind we might not have had much before? Posts from the official facebook page of a company/product
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28336346_1276038882532984_3591664281516606338_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e72f7d07ced22d3230aa1e63e57ff6f3&oe=5B404D80
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link
There is a pretty good Facebook page which collects these - https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link
xxxp new display name, thx
― (robot gives mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28423007_413019945808241_7466052459032963274_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e74e22b0470f0caa8b7da9765ae53d23&oe=5B10F104
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link
All cats are beautiful
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link
Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link
i saw that one today and nearly shared it here too
maybe a comment about him shooting the dog because it's black
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
read that as 'white people are so quick' first off and i was like well, harsh but fair i guess
― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link
are we calling any well-posed picture "beautiful" now
how our standards have fallen
― mh, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link
it's "beautiful" because the original creator thinks fascists and their attack dogs are beautiful
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link