Ned! Get us some Negronis.
Tempting.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link
blade runner 2049 has an oscar and do the right thing does not etc to the etc etc
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link
wow, is this dull, dull, dull.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link
Christ on a crutch I will never get used to hearing "Academy Award winner Matthew McConaughey."
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link
the oscar should go to whoever made a leather reconstruction of Matthew McConaughey.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 02:58 (six years ago) link
"Movies: NOT REAL" - Matthew McConaughey
― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 02:59 (six years ago) link
this isn't working, is it?
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link
NOT FUNNY
not anything funny yet.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:04 (six years ago) link
approx. what time does best picture go down? i want to watch a movie
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:07 (six years ago) link
I have no complaints, but then I'm watching Karl D and Ronnie W solo on CYHMK on PBS
― Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:08 (six years ago) link
I feel like the explanatory speeches describing the different jobs you can win an Oscar for should be recycled. Treat them like famous monologues, compare and contrast who did it best. Maybe then the actors presenting might be less likely to phone it in, because competition.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link
"this is so much better than the Oscars" uh..
― piscesx, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link
Why is Maya Rudolph wearing a Snuggie?
― Moodles, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link
This show needs some pep i'm much tireder at this point than in previous years.
― piscesx, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:13 (six years ago) link
Wish I could be watching w/you guys like usual but new 4pm-1am wed-sun job sked doesn't allow it :(
― Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:14 (six years ago) link
xxp we just had that conversation here too, but we settled on muumuu pantsuit
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:14 (six years ago) link
this chick is great. who is she?
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:16 (six years ago) link
Shenton's professional career began at the Edinburgh fringe festival
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link
when is best picture
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link
after common finishes yelling at me
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link
is this a song?
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:22 (six years ago) link
Blade Runner 2049 absolutely deserved best visual effects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLxxbfsj8IM
― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link
Don't worry, Eddie Vedder's coming.
― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link
I've been watching the Oscars since I was a little kid, pretty much every year. But this is one of the most boring ones I've seen.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link
Eddie Vedder was good in Twin Peaks
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link
this year had so much potential for hilarity. jesus this is just nothing.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link
theyre nervous
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link
I, uh, no.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link
To help stodgy movie goers my age understand why Get Out will outlast the rest: it is to race what Doctor Strangelove was to the Cold War, a hilarious and bold satire. The other movies, no matter how good, are relatively banal in their aims and achievements.— Rafael Yglesias (@rafaelyglesias) March 4, 2018
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link
hey we're going through massive and long overdue upheaval as an industry because we're chockablock with slimeballs, scum and their enablers, and there was another mass shooting at a school not even two weeks ago, let's make with the jokes!!
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:36 (six years ago) link
hey, Jordan Peele!
― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link
it's not even not-that Tombo.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link
Jordan Peele!!!!
― Moodles, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link
I honestly thought Get Out might be snubbed, very happy
― Moodles, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link
Dear Basketball was terrible of course it won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmfosAku9w
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link
This all must be so weird to Peele.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link
I guess that helps its Best Picture chances?
― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link
maybe!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:40 (six years ago) link
Happy that James Ivory and Jordan Peele won their expected Oscars
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link
me too.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:42 (six years ago) link
I've woken up to say phew at 3 Billboards not winning best screenplay
― Alba, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link
oh good the war movie montage
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:44 (six years ago) link
*makes jerking-off motion with hand*
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:45 (six years ago) link
god i love this country
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link
Yeah glad that 3 billboards isn't cleaning up.
― piscesx, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link
Roger Deakins!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:49 (six years ago) link
Good. I'm going back to bed now
― Alba, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
Deakens was nominated for best cinematography 14 times before he finally won.
― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:52 (six years ago) link
Deakens Deakins
My kids listen to this Greatest showman millennial whoop shit all the time. It's like an Christian pop.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:52 (six years ago) link