Avengers: Deemsnarok
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link
lol what if the main purpose of the infinity gauntlet is to recast the avengers
"I have rewritten reality and Iron Man has always been... played by Robert Pattinson"
― mh, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link
the title of the 2 infinity war movie will probably spoil the most important point of the 1st film: the Electric Boogaloo
― piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link
Avengers: Shakey's Complaint
"Nobody likes this multimillion dollar ridiculously successful and widely praised franchise at all!"
"By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, such harsh words."
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link
xpost 2 Aven 2 Gers
the movie ends when Thanos accidentally uses the infinity gauntlet to transform himself into Jonah Hex
― piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link
and the whole MCU was merely prelude to the long-awaited Jonah Hex sequel
*movie ends, Deadpool appears*
"Did you buy it?"
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
which is set to be titled the league of extraordinary gentlemen 2: jonah hex vs catwoman
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
RIP Michael Fleisher
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link
A tiny extra detail:
https://io9.gizmodo.com/peter-dinklage-is-definitely-in-avengers-infinity-war-1823832569
Speculation is he's voicing a Black Order member.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link
I'm suddenly fearful of the ill-advised introduction of Pip the Troll to the MCU.
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
Cap has been my favorite MCU character until BP came along. Now fresh off BP it's going to be almost painful to see a movie where Cap is the Team Leader when T'Challa is clearly his equal as a leader in every way.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link
RIB Michael Fleisher
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Friday, 16 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
Bringing the Guardians.. lot in for this. Fuck's that about?
― piscesx, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link
For avenging.
So...got Thursday night opening tickets, come what may.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link
#BREAKING Avengers: Infinity War has been Rated R by the MPAA for Intense sequences of sci fi action, grisly imagery, some sexuality, nudity, strong language. This marks the first ever R rated MCU film pic.twitter.com/gD4Oggm2R9— Unreel News (@Unreel__News) March 15, 2018
― groovypanda, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
NUDE THANOS CONFIRMED
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link
thought his face was wrinkly? we have news
― mh, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
xxxp Gamora and Nebula are Thanos's daughters, why would the GotG NOT be in this?
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link
the fact that they're all in it is kind of the point...
― Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2018 08:30 (six years ago) link
The point I think is how many will be left when it's over. Marvel people have talked up their "next phase" ...
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:35 (six years ago) link
Guardian of the Galaxy
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link
Avenger and a Half
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
the conclusion of these movies would be a swell time to introduce Dr. Doom.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
He's part of the Fantastic Four deal so off limits iirc.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
In fact, it seems Noah Hawley announced the other week he's making a Doom movie for Fox in the near-ish future.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link
GIVE ME DOOM
― mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
I thought the Disney/Fox deal gave them FF & X-Men finally
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
Doom is hands down the best villain in comics. It's criminal how badly he's been done. Also there would be something great about a Bad Wakanda all of a sudden popping up on the world stage.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link
Corporate mergers take a long time and they're not anywhere near even having it approved iirc?
― mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
fyiUnder the terms of the agreement, which is expected to close in late 2018 or early to mid 2019, pending regulatory approval
we're a long ways out, assuming it doesn't fall through
― mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link
Ah well I guess we’ll see
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link
being in the middle of a big merger/spin-off thing at my own workplace, the misunderstanding of timelines is very relatable
another couple years and we'll have this finished
― mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link
so what is endgame for this universe? are our great grandkids going to have Avengers films?
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link
they'll taper off, then fifteen years later someone will try to add a movie in the same chronology and it'll flop, after which they'll badly reboot it
― mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
Rise of the Starks
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link
It just occurred to me yesterday that there's only been two major cast changes in the decade that the MCU has existed, and even those happened very early on. This thing has been surprisingly well planned out. I'm sure they have another decade roughly sketched out, although I'm somewhat at a loss in terms of guessing how that will play out.
My current prediction is that, if Skrulls are a big enough deal in the Captain Marvel movie, the unnamed Avengers movie might be a take on Secret Invasion. Which could make for another big shake-up of the status quo. I think we'll probably see an expansion of the cosmic and magic stuff, as well. Beyond that, who knows. She-Hulk, maybe? Ms. Marvel?
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link
Who besides Rhodes?
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
Norton > Ruffalo
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link
that Hulk was such a nothing of a movie
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link
oh yeah. Ruffalo was a big improvement. Cheadle is kind of a non-entity in these. Too bad they didn't keep Howard.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link
I kinda like the Hulk flick. It's the MCU's b-movie. And it's better than Ang Lee's gamma-irradiated turkey.
(I'm trying to talk the gf into rewatching all seventeen(!!!) of the MCU movies that are on blu-ray with me before the new one drops next month. I can give a more up-to-date review when/if that actually happens.)
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link
I’ve been calling this “Avengers: Infinity Fuck” in my head ever since it was first announced years ago, I just wanted to mention that
― valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
And it's better than Ang Lee's gamma-irradiated turkey.
this is incorrect
― Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link
The Ang Lee one is very bad.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link
i like the Ang
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link
Yeah me too
― rb (soda), Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link
I liked Bana as Banner but that's as far as I would go. The split screen stuff was terrible.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 18 March 2018 01:13 (six years ago) link
I'm surprised that Lee's literary adaptations don't use flipping pages as scene transitions. You know, like a book!
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 March 2018 01:25 (six years ago) link