Rolling Obituary Thread: 2018

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I don't know if I've told this story here before but my mother and sister, at one point, thought I was Dale Winton's boyfriend and phoned me up to ask me about it. What had happened was that my mother was getting her hair done and was flicking through the latest issue of Hello, or whatever, and there was a paparazzi style feature on Dale Winton's latest love interest, with a snap of him sitting outside a cafe in Primrose Hill with a pale, shaven headed man in a long coat, not at all his type you might think. My mother was so convinced it was me, sharing a cappuccino with Dale, she bought a copy of the magazine and showed my sister and then they phoned me to ask me if I had anything to tell them. Also Primrose Hill is in North London and anywhere in North London is near to where I live, as far as my mother is concerned. Anyway, having convinced them I wasn't Dale Winton's boyfriend, I went down to a newsagent to see if I could find a copy of this incriminating magazine and, sure enough, the guy did look very like me and was even dressed like me. Nonetheless I have never been Dale Winton's boyfriend.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link

i’m sorry for your loss tom

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:09 (six years ago) link

possibly inappropriate lol!

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:10 (six years ago) link

I lol'ed too. Laughter through the tears.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link

aw, he seemed a nice type :(

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link

I think you may have found one or two things to disagree with him on politically, Calz. But out of respect for Tom's grief here's probably not the place to go into them.

Tim, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:27 (six years ago) link

I didn't really plan to tbh. Quite an unnecessary post Tim, really ffs!

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:30 (six years ago) link

I meant for me to go into them rather than you. But please accept my heartfelt apologies anyway.

Tim, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:35 (six years ago) link

soz it thought it was a passive-aggressive dig, Tim!

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:37 (six years ago) link

hey it's been a rough day for us all

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link

Finding out H Asperger cooperated with the T2 program has been like an RIP for my partner today, she's even taken down his quote from her wall.

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:50 (six years ago) link

T4 program, even, different terminators.

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 09:51 (six years ago) link

I've just been made aware of this article Dale Winton wrote about Trump during the 2016 and it really is something. https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/dale-winton-donald-trump-is-he-hero-or-villain/"> https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/dale-winton-donald-trump-is-he-hero-or-villain/

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link

lol! what a dick!

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link

oh dale! ;_;

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link

he is now dead to me

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link

As a tribute to the great man I'm going to shop-lift some expensive brand maple syrup in Asda later.

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:07 (six years ago) link

Lol! I genuinely thought Tom was crying earlier. I think I have a bit off an Aspergic humour bypass at times!

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:11 (six years ago) link

can't believe Dale Winton liked an orange bloke with funny hair

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link

Do you mind, I'm not orange.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:04 (six years ago) link

sorry i don't follow Hello!

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:07 (six years ago) link

can't believe Dale Winton liked an orange bloke with funny hair

wouldn't have thought ian paisley was his type tbh

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link

bruno sammartino

a sad loss for the city of pittsburgh

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

i'm glad someone saw that through the obscure Brit figures that are clogging this thread now

i'm posting more Chuck McCann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5g4YW-6HsA

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 April 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link

Yes, there's never any obscure Yank figures on this thread. ^^^^

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 April 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

ours are better

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 April 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

At dying?

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 April 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

Sometime in early 2000 I stayed overnight in a cheap hotel in Central London. It had been a pretty grim day for me and I was feeling miserable. I sat down on the bed and switched on the TV, and it happened to be some Dale Winton (possibly Lottery related) programme. Not my kind of thing but for some reason it cheered me up a bit.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

^^^on the tombstone

imago, Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link

That obit from some newspaper above had a Euro millions advert in the middle of it...

koogs, Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

you've gotta be in it to win it!

calzino, Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

just reading Dale's wikipedia earlier. His father died on the day of his bar mitzvah and his mother died from suicide after suffering depression when he was 21 :(

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link

his mother was an actress and i think the last film she was in was eric sykes' 'rhubarb'

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

here's a harry anderson magic special from 1986.
https://youtu.be/JlthbJTv39U

adam the (abanana), Friday, 20 April 2018 03:01 (six years ago) link

Avicii. 28 years old.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

what?!?

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

Link.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

jeez, poor guy

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

wtf

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

Oh no.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

Fuck. to get pancreatitis from drinking too much in your mid-20s seems insane to me. Really sad

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

I've not seen it, but Netflix had a new documentary about him out a couple of weeks ago? I saw the press release at the time, and it said something about how those close to him sometimes feared he'd be a member of the "club of 27" (dying at 27 like Joplin, Cobain etc).

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

So then the doc has a happy ending.

Uppercase (Eric H.), Friday, 20 April 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

jeez louise eric 😳

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

This will add an undeserved poignancy to 'I Took A Pill In Ibiza'

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

I follow some Swedish news Twitter accounts because I'm studying the language, and there are comments coming out from the Swedish prime minister and the crown prince and princess and people like that - this is like a full-on national tragedy, it seems.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 20 April 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

rip aviici

after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

I'm like 7 months older than he was, it's almost unfathomable to me that in the same time I've been alive, someone else managed to become an incredibly successful performing artist, retire, and (apparently) drink themselves to death. I don't have that much energy.

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 20 April 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link


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