But mosquitos? Fuck those motherfuckers. Kill them with fire.
-Mahatma Gandhi
― deluded vinegar (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 April 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
why do I hate those "funny retro posters" people hang on their walls
― niels, Saturday, 28 April 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link
Bless this mess.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 April 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link
wait who has bees in their house ?!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
free the bees
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link
I note that they haven't mentioned wasps
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link
they own the house iirc
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link
bees in the trap
― mh, Sunday, 29 April 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link
I have a friend with a mad father who has a whole nest of bees in his house, in one of the rooms he can no longer enter because it's full of the dead whitegoods he has collected.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link
More of this shit? Come on!
I will never understand this.. I see grey and blue! My mom sees pink and white!
https://scontent.fphl2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31337839_1968664799830778_6733162174866259968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=3555bf088c2f0c7da797ecf48b112847&oe=5B54AEDC
― how's life, Sunday, 6 May 2018 11:24 (six years ago) link
OK this shit depends on ones monitor or something right/ I see "shoe that looks vaguely teal but is clearly due to a bad scan so is prob white"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 7 May 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link
(ie the blue/gold dress BS all over again oh wait that was yr point)
that's a pink shoe with white stripes but I have notably blah color perception
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
Haha, I know people were completely done with this the first time around, but I find this color perception stuff interesting. It looks grey with teal to me, and i just can't see it as pink at all.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 7 May 2018 13:53 (six years ago) link
It’s just a bad photo of a shoe
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 7 May 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link
reminds me of this dumb project some coworkers are trying to fix: a stationary camera takes pictures of a bunch of samples that have an image that's basically a QR code on the top. at some point, the image recognition got worse, so they're trying to fix it up by filtering/rotating/etc
every smartass is like "yeah, but my phone can scan those easily!" and you have to realize when scanning that kind of thing with a phone, you're moving a camera that's autofocusing around until it gets to a position where it gets it. you're doing the rotating/panning manually
so from a stationary image with blown-out (or in this case, what looks like florescent) lighting, some people will extrapolate based on light, some will pick up the color as captured, and there's just enough variation in color perception that you get another layer of vagueness on top
the only way to tell for sure is to mail me the shoe
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link
in short, silby otm
grey and mint green
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 7 May 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link
Get ready for this one folks.
Ready?
Okay:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32105093_2067835886764251_2759063974220660736_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=b6fce5dd38f7250698c270df4070c41b&oe=5B9C7C12
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link
lmao i wasn’t ready
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link
"we mate on the dating site"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
My mind went instantly to the family members who would circulate that and find it a scream
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
the family members who would circulate that are all over 50, right?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link
I’m really disappointed that “Viber” is not a teledildonics app
― valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link
so strange to imagine what real life situation leads to someone identifying with that and reposting it. i'm assuming it comes down to a kid having met someone online, and maybe they also, unrelatedly, use twitter. the parents are obviously way more likely to spend their days on ebay.
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link
I feel like it’s from the forced, fake perspective of a parent created by a kid who feels their habits are judged
but they aren’t really like that at all
― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:26 (six years ago) link
it’s created by a young man who yearns for an arranged marriage his parents are not competent enough to arrange, but wishes he could find love in a marketplace
― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link
Aimless, yes very much so, but that will also apply to me in two years' time
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link
But the age threshold for finding that hilarious will rise inexorably, ever out of reach beyond your fingertips, until you are elderly enough to find telemarketing calls a refreshing change in your daily routine.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link
"Hey dad, fuck off and die, hope you enjoy the nursing home I'll be dumping you in as soon as possible."
― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
The dad looks down on the daughter's internet use but still, we notice, texts
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 10 May 2018 08:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32293720_2119502228317671_3848486758178095104_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=592f7daa97232f5e8a0f8335587021a4&oe=5B9A86EF
― how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link
Like kissing a hand. And putting a horse's head in someone's bed.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:45 (six years ago) link
is there anything stupider and more classless than decrying the decline of intelligence and class?
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link
i can't place exactly why but that stupid fucking meme has enraged me like few others have ever managed
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link
it's probably a combo of the infuriating vagueness of 'so many things' with the suggestion that enforced fealty to unelected power via intimidation, violence and fear is somehow compatible with morals, respect and intelligence
don corleone is a fucking monster u idiots
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link
latecapitalismsiren.wav
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:16 (six years ago) link
he was always respectful to the guys he had wacked
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link
my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:19 (six years ago) link
like it's not some scion of an ancient bloodline supping on his port and tsk-ing to himself as laments the tempura and the morays
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link
the content of the image and the content of the text are so flagrantly at odds with each other that i'd almost think it was a joke were it not for, y'know, having a facebook account and regularly seeing shit like this shared by my er less-contemplative acquaintances
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:22 (six years ago) link
it's only like when fedoraboys approvingly share photos of Al Capone and stuff
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link
'he putsh one of yoursh in the hospital, you put one of hish on your newsh feed'
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Mid-forties. Never left parents' home and has trouble staying at jobs for any period of time but has opinions about government assistance programs and whatever else comes down the pike from Fox News. Fortunately they quit sharing political stuff a while back for the most part. At the same time a sweet and fun person who I hate to drag too much, but not exactly the most self-aware.
― how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link
Just want to point out that Don Corleone was very strictly against moving into the narcotics business. If that's not a clear sign of morality, respect, and intelligence, I don't know what is.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link
it's a v unamerican shirking of entrepreneurial duty imo, shame on him for not moving with the demands of the market
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link
ultimately happy for black people to be peddled to iirc
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
this is my favorite kind of political meme
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31697390_204691503593386_2698660795415265280_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=b6ecfd12e33f8395bd8bbd0672bac18e&oe=5B9410A5
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
My friend's widower dad posts these to facebook all day and gets like 0-3 likes for each one. It's pretty sad.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
i think i was imagining more the m'lady massive than older people where i'd expect a higher percentage of yearning for a gentler, more bigoted past
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link