"we mate on the dating site"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
My mind went instantly to the family members who would circulate that and find it a scream
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
the family members who would circulate that are all over 50, right?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link
I’m really disappointed that “Viber” is not a teledildonics app
― valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link
so strange to imagine what real life situation leads to someone identifying with that and reposting it. i'm assuming it comes down to a kid having met someone online, and maybe they also, unrelatedly, use twitter. the parents are obviously way more likely to spend their days on ebay.
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link
I feel like it’s from the forced, fake perspective of a parent created by a kid who feels their habits are judged
but they aren’t really like that at all
― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:26 (six years ago) link
it’s created by a young man who yearns for an arranged marriage his parents are not competent enough to arrange, but wishes he could find love in a marketplace
― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link
Aimless, yes very much so, but that will also apply to me in two years' time
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link
But the age threshold for finding that hilarious will rise inexorably, ever out of reach beyond your fingertips, until you are elderly enough to find telemarketing calls a refreshing change in your daily routine.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link
"Hey dad, fuck off and die, hope you enjoy the nursing home I'll be dumping you in as soon as possible."
― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
The dad looks down on the daughter's internet use but still, we notice, texts
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 10 May 2018 08:08 (six years ago) link
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― how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link
Like kissing a hand. And putting a horse's head in someone's bed.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:45 (six years ago) link
is there anything stupider and more classless than decrying the decline of intelligence and class?
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link
i can't place exactly why but that stupid fucking meme has enraged me like few others have ever managed
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link
it's probably a combo of the infuriating vagueness of 'so many things' with the suggestion that enforced fealty to unelected power via intimidation, violence and fear is somehow compatible with morals, respect and intelligence
don corleone is a fucking monster u idiots
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link
latecapitalismsiren.wav
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:16 (six years ago) link
he was always respectful to the guys he had wacked
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link
my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:19 (six years ago) link
like it's not some scion of an ancient bloodline supping on his port and tsk-ing to himself as laments the tempura and the morays
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link
the content of the image and the content of the text are so flagrantly at odds with each other that i'd almost think it was a joke were it not for, y'know, having a facebook account and regularly seeing shit like this shared by my er less-contemplative acquaintances
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:22 (six years ago) link
it's only like when fedoraboys approvingly share photos of Al Capone and stuff
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link
'he putsh one of yoursh in the hospital, you put one of hish on your newsh feed'
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Mid-forties. Never left parents' home and has trouble staying at jobs for any period of time but has opinions about government assistance programs and whatever else comes down the pike from Fox News. Fortunately they quit sharing political stuff a while back for the most part. At the same time a sweet and fun person who I hate to drag too much, but not exactly the most self-aware.
― how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link
Just want to point out that Don Corleone was very strictly against moving into the narcotics business. If that's not a clear sign of morality, respect, and intelligence, I don't know what is.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link
it's a v unamerican shirking of entrepreneurial duty imo, shame on him for not moving with the demands of the market
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link
ultimately happy for black people to be peddled to iirc
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
this is my favorite kind of political meme
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― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
My friend's widower dad posts these to facebook all day and gets like 0-3 likes for each one. It's pretty sad.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
i think i was imagining more the m'lady massive than older people where i'd expect a higher percentage of yearning for a gentler, more bigoted past
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 17 May 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link
Men are stupid babies lol lol lol
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link
the weirdly precise "16 accidents," gah
I have seen plenty of freaky shit but never crashed because of it
― an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
drunk driving: hilarious
― martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link
gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that this staged photo session of a stationary vehicle concluded with everybody opening some beers and calling it a day and that the actual number of accidents caused on "road I-35" was zero
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link
the internet: where fantasy meets electrons and make beautiful love together
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
I-35 is realI have my doubts about that story
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
yes but who says "road I-35"
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
the only segment of I-35 that'd have moose would be near Duluth, so I'm assuming this is some Duluth regionalism
:)
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link
maybe that's your answer: moose say "road I-35"
Relatedly, the usage of "the" before a highway or whatever is a classic tell for TV or film set on the East Coast but written and made on the West Coast. We don't say "the 95."
― an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link
"road" I-35 is weird
also mh good point, also the fact they are saying I-35 instead of 35W or 35E means it's either north or south of the metro and there ain't much for moose in my homeland
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link
uh I think you mean since they say I-35 and not 235 means they're not in the middle of Des Moines
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link
no i mean outside of the metro ppl say i-35 and in the cities they say either 35e or 35w
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
A close examination of the photograph revealed that the moose head on the left was pasted into the photo but no body was visible from beyond the base of its neck. Also, the shadows below the heads are not at the same angle. The shadow just below the moose head on the right is angled toward the left and the shadow below the moose head on the left is pointing toward the right. The angles of all three shadows should be the same.A moose normally stands six to seven feet and it is doubtful that one moose would fit inside such a vehicle. It is highly unlikely that three creatures of this size would fit in the cab this truck.
A moose normally stands six to seven feet and it is doubtful that one moose would fit inside such a vehicle. It is highly unlikely that three creatures of this size would fit in the cab this truck.
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― omar little, Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
from some of the antlers here, and here
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lol off topic this is great
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― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
haha yes and it keeps on giving too
― niels, Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link
Love this trail of analysis
― right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link
For me it started and ended with the reflection in the doors of the guy standing in a grassy area with cars parked behind him, holding a camera.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link