'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Zero intrigue on the last day though.

Utd are playing Moyes Boys tomorrow

I'm actually a bit fearful

Oh wait you've got Watford as well. No way you don't get at least a point from those, probably all six.

Just realised Chelsea can still qualify. I was enjoying laughing at their misfortune.

Only way Chelsea can qualify is if Liverpool lose to Brighton at Anfield. I know they've got the CL final to think about but that seems...unlikely.

I think Liverpool will be very motivated enough to see off Brighton on't last day.

Congrats Calz! They declared it on Dutch radio while I was driving home tonight: "HTFC are staying up in the PL after nicking two points of both City and Chelsea!" <3

Is Wagner on his way out?

probably, who knows. He was very tearful tonight, so perhaps. Despite everything and the final result, his tactics were absolutely abysmal tonight! But I will be crying myself if he leaves!

tbf it was a completely freak equaliser that came off the nose of a chelsea player from an attempted clearance. But sitting back from that point was almost suicidal, and barring the world class save from Lossl -we'd still be in the mix. but there is no denying he is a very special manager.

That will not to lose tonight was real fucking Stalingrad stuff.

The fact that the league ends on May 12th, but also has to cram in 6 games over 2 weeks at Christmas and then fill in all the games they skipped for the FA Cup during the last two weeks of the season is a bad way of organising things, and can only presume it works in favour of clubs with much deeper squads.

Also thanks Huddersfield - great they stayed up. Can they please get a less blindingly horrible kit design next season.

It's a variation of our "iconic" '91 Gola away kit which was also ugly as hell and often pops up on worst kit ever lists, bad retro from some fuckwit in the commercial dept there.

Apologies in advance

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcxsTHkXcAAYjBB?format=jpg&name=small

Whoever's idea it was to bring that back ought to be forced to watch the 4 hour When Northside met Shed 7 documentary, if there was such a thing.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3UchHG4a6SWyZqla/giphy.gif

xp from the writer of Frost/Nixon

https://beatnikhiway.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/200-33.gif

oh god i've just had an idea for a remake of My Dinner with Andre but with Gaz Coombes

oh god i've just had another idea to spend the whole day creating a script for it on ilx using cut-ups of extant interviews

Coombes and the Kasabian douche whose name i've just had to google

started working on My Dinner with Gaz but i just couldn't be arsed

some early leaks and releases for kits 18/19
looking forward to man utds snazzy pink away kit next season
and their third kits gonna be made from recycled ocean waste :)

some linkies
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YgmVjdbjjoc/WvMiMms5VdI/AAAAAAABhVM/bVAJ0tDD7SQyOFs85fjsOtr6EBrRolCvwCLcBGAs/s1600/manchester-united-18-19-away-kit-2.jpg
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PHS3ZoOXPW4/WvFqgp1bm5I/AAAAAAABi_s/EIWmxcezpVgDAwUO-Z4AY7rcqOpI3_3NwCLcBGAs/s1600/manu-18-18-third-kit.jpg

and their third kits gonna be made from recycled ocean waste :)

and worn by even worse waste

Pink shirt looks great.

I'm wondering if that's what put Fergie in the hospital.

https://i.imgur.com/ffpTXNS.gif

lmao

TWP to MLS

good luck usa

portion sizes aint gonna help the fat fuck

Nult in very sombre form in the second half of that piece.

don't know which complete idiot i've just heard on the radio saying he's got another 2 good Prem seasons in him but sheesh, footballers eh?

More to the point, the £12.5m Everton are getting for him represents extremely good business for a 32-year old they bought for less a year ago.

That was Henry Winter; he prefaced the comment with “people talk about Roomey’s physiognomy and how for he is”, heh. Come

was it? i walked in halfway thru but yeah i eyerolled at the physiognomy bit. he really really wants to be good tho and apparently that makes up for everything.

(Fit, that should say, not for)

there was a truly cringe-worthy moment at recent home loss to Everton after Rooney had looked off the pace and repeatedly give the ball away for an hour, Big Spam subbed him to save him further embarrassment. Then a section of our ever so magnanimous Ingerland tryhards gave him a standing ovation as he trudged off, it was fucking embarrassing enough when they did it for Kane, but that was some truly risible shit.

Changes of City destroying Soton and Swans winning from a deflated Stoke for Swans to stay up?

100/1 if you fancy it.

dearly as i would love Hughes to get relegated it's not happening. today is a non-event unless you've got some weird emotional attachment to a London club

I'm putting a fiver on it. xp

Looks it's all happening in the Scottish Prem. today, even if it's only Stop Rangers Finishing 2nd.

fucking Hibs

https://www.change.org/p/oxford-dictionary-include-the-word-hibsed-in-the-oxford-dictionary

lolz

only just caught spurs goal but jesus dyou remember when i didnt want wanyama. he has been a big loss this season, hes just bullying these lads

THATS HIGH FUCKING QUALITY JINXING DARRAGH

its time to acknowledge that lamela has to go, right

meh, bunch of middle class milquetoasts all clapping Wenger on 22 mins. Bring the back the tribalistic hatred and spite for all opposition that used to make it more fun!