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only for a split second

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link

t/s: off-colour jokes about political violence vs politicians politely taking democratic decisions that kill people

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

before we start i agree that there is a shared immorality at the heart of that t/s

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

but i haven't knowingly killed anybody so

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link

maybe this is what trappo chap house is like except with comedy shouting, idk

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link

just figured that whole scene would be 4 Fantanos fighting over a comb

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link

it's just more lame than it is immoral imo

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link

sorry for using a slur. it's just like find a new way to express frustration than the same trite online leftist edgy opinions4you crap.

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link

it is almost certainly lame but partly of the order of the kind of lame joke that increases its pleasure thru annoying overuse

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

hey nv let's do a podcast where we count down the 50 politicians we'd reluctantly behead

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

also our leftist edgy opinions4you are more self-knowing and world-weary than yr standard excitable Dem rambles.

not by v much, i'll grant you.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:26 (six years ago) link

bg i am ideologically opposed to podcasts but if we throw in a transcript for people who can read then i'm in

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

it's just like find a new way to express frustration than the same trite online leftist edgy opinions4you crap

*checks url*

no this is definitely still ilx

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

while i'm on somebody on our work Yammer has just been dressed down for asking why our place doesn't have an open culture. he was told to keep those questions off Yammer.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link

sold xxp

brb gonna contact stamps dot com and casper mattresses about getting advertising for this podcast

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link

got the title music already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C21PrOKRG8w

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

outro and/or interstitial music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:31 (six years ago) link

guillotine (aka the sliceyboi) jokes are inevitable when folks are increasingly frustrated by the status quo and alienated from their local political processes. I'm actually kind of...impressed?...at how widespread those references are now, was def not the case even a year ago

Simon H., Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link

lol i'd forgotten about the sliceyboi meme, you know shit is getting real when people are giving cutesy nicknames to their preferred method of executing their oppressors

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

Historically speaking, political polarization sliding toward violence is normal.

I type this in a comfy chair situated in a part of the country whose soil has absorbed blood from European settlement, native genocide, a violent revolution, a pretty frickin' divisive civil war, and massive resistance to civil rights.

To me, just that we're so reluctant to advocate violence speaks of a certain kind of (halting, piecemeal, fragile) progress for humanity.

moresoupial (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

Isn't there a thread where Mordy argues in favour of the death penalty?

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link

pro violence anti violent metaphors

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

Ah, you're just disappointed we haven't lopped off any aristo heads yet.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

guillotine slices down and not up iirc this must be a sore point for many itt

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

look if you can make a reverse bungee ride you could make a reverse guillotine

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

so you're advocating for like a guillotine cannon? i'm into it xp

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link

anyway i don't see guillotining as a thing in the grand tradition of the Terror, i just think that there will always be human beings who are intractably opposed to freedom and democracy and that come the reconfiguration of our socioeconomic system some hardened oppressors may leave us no choice other than to put them out of our misery. circumstances and method to be decided on the day.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link

But Oliver was not the only effigy hanged that day. Alongside the stamp officer, the Bostonians suspended a large Jack Boot with the head of a demon poking from the top. The boot and demon were a reference to John Stuart, Earl of Bute, an unpopular former Prime Minister who was widely attacked as the mastermind of the Stamp Act.

https://timtattle.wordpress.com/2015/08/14/the-liberty-tree-protests-and-the-scots/

https://timtattle.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/bute.png

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

i view it more as a kind of grand guignol social experiment: will the super-rich stop pointlessly hoarding their wealth if they see that a hundred or so of their peers are pulled from their ivory towers and decapitated by baying mobs? we'll never know unless we try, and we already have a control group in the form of the last 70 years or so of western culture!

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

It’s the revolution LARPing that bugs me

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link

i must be missing the live-action element

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

cosplay might be fun tho when everybody turns up as Che

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

My Robespierre costume is almost finished, y'all

moresoupial (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

online crix always say “youre just having a larp!” until suddenly its their turn in the basket.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

that is a good post imo

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

agreed

help yourself to an orange slice and some lucozade hunt3r, good game son

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llet_NVEK_Q

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

i must be missing the live-action element

― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara)

if dressing up in a balaclava and breaking an office building's window isn't revolution larping, i don't know what is

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

smashing the overton window

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link

that's nothing new, though

Simon H., Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme
balaclava and the break

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

xp thx tho just tbc i'm pro critic, anti larp, and anti actual-heads-in-baskets for very real. prolly too much caring to be on thread topic, out for now.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

you’re like the left wing version of those watering the tree of liberty guys

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link

that poem at the end of the scotophobic tree waterer thing is really something:

The Scottish people is rejected,
The world besides will be accepted.
Jews, Infidels and Hottentots
We welcome here – but not the Scots.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

who even remembers there was scot hate in this country? seems like such a quaint hate at this point.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link

The Irish hadn't arrived yet, that explains it.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link

During the evening celebrations, the Bostonians toasted to ‘A Repeal of the Stamp Act, and a perpetual Itching without the Benefit of Scratching to its Friends’. This was a reference to the notorious ‘Scottish Itch’, the common stereotype being that dirty, lice-ridden Scots were constantly scratching themselves.

*tries not to scratch*

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

scrotch

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

All this Scotching is making me itch

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link


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