1 tablespoon okonomiyaki sauce (or just mix some Worcestershire sauce with some mayonnaise)
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 20 May 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link
don't get me wrong if somebody else made this for me i'd still eat it
― right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link
Spam is a thing people voluntarily eat in Japan Korea Hawaii etc. I see it on menus here in California.
― đ đđ˘đ¨ (caek), Sunday, 20 May 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
i guess its no different from british people using salad cream?
― jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 09:33 (six years ago) link
cutting the crust off of white bread- extremely pussified
― Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 09:41 (six years ago) link
Almost said 'soy', but not today satan
"While this is undeniably funny, they also could have caused a very serious accident", said one Facebook user, who thanked the police for intervening
― Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link
Realness is so fickle. A golf buggy is in no way Real, but at the moment of theft it begins to assume a patina of realitude. By the time it reaches the McDonalds drive-thru it is wholly made of Real.
― Tim, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
World Cup window display at the undertakers. pic.twitter.com/k0sPojtfdo— Ray Newman (@MrRayNewman) June 8, 2018
― đ đđ˘đ¨ (caek), Sunday, 10 June 2018 10:32 (six years ago) link
On his 97th birthday here's some garden art of Prince Philip and (I think) Colonel Gadaffi. pic.twitter.com/BoTIjd6dbj— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) June 10, 2018
― calzino, Sunday, 10 June 2018 10:41 (six years ago) link
holy shit
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 June 2018 11:03 (six years ago) link
lol itâs like happy days crossed with whatâs the scariest gigantic statue
― Fizzles, Sunday, 10 June 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link
bellissimo
― ogmor, Sunday, 10 June 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1010146669302870016/FBOi1kKS?format=jpg&name=800x419
A prestigious private girlsâ school has faced strong criticism after holding an âausterity dayâ where students dined on baked potatoes, beans and coleslaw.St Paulâs Girlsâ School in west London was accused of being âtone deafâ after it tweeted about the charity fundraiser which saw staff and students eating âsimple foodâ in place of the fare they are normally served.It said money saved on dinners at the ÂŁ24,000-a-year school â whose former pupils include actors Rachel Weisz and Natasha Richardson â would go towards the schoolâs charities.
St Paulâs Girlsâ School in west London was accused of being âtone deafâ after it tweeted about the charity fundraiser which saw staff and students eating âsimple foodâ in place of the fare they are normally served.
It said money saved on dinners at the ÂŁ24,000-a-year school â whose former pupils include actors Rachel Weisz and Natasha Richardson â would go towards the schoolâs charities.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
Really fancy a baked potato now
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Vincent_Van_Gogh_-_The_Potato_Eaters.png
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
Tato, beans, butter, blue cheese, feast fit for a private schoolgirl that
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link
behold the drab potatoes of austerity
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
Bombay Potatoes would be at least equal or cheaper to make than jackets with beans and cheese, but that wouldn't be austerity!
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link
Look you're not helping my supper cravings here calz
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link
I've just killed a 250g bag of roasted monkey nuts, so moreish!
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
Got a total potato craving, haven't really been hungry for a week and I'm fairly hungover today but I want some full fat carbs
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
I did some slow-cooked pork chops in honey, garlic and onion gravy with mashed potatoes (with butter + double cream) earlier, it was pretty fucking good tbh!
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link
Never thought of slow cooking pork chops, normally grill/fry them hot and fast. How long d'you give them?
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
I havenât had carbs for like six weeks and suddenly today Iâm hoofing down oxtail stew and coconut rice chased by half a bag of stroopwafels.
― suzy, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link
I've got everything I need for rice and peas tbh, that might do as a substitute
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
Made the oxtail with short rib instead, totally recommend.
― suzy, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
xxxpabout 2 1/2 hours in veg stock, honey, garlic, red wine vinegar (the recipe specified rice vinegar, but I'm a maverick) at gas mark 2, and turning occasionally is what I did and it was pretty good.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
Pork chops are one of those meats where the margin between lush and inedible is pretty tight
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
getting a digital meat thermometer changed my life in this area iirc
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link
The Chinese seem to have mastered the lush side of pork, i'm way dodgy with it and probably why I'm still trying different ways of cooking it all the time. My attempts at recreating Chinese takeaway style pork dishes have been bad to absolute inedible tbh.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=RB3ruxchwaY
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
corvids4eva
― thereâs gonna be a hot time in the olâ tub machine tonight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link
Corvidista ^^^
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link
oooohhh, knaresborough corvid
― ogmor, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
Might be a good week for Real England pictures...
― Leaghaidh am brĂłn an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Genuinely chilling, proper âbanality of evilâ stuff
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-suffolk-44859082/ex-ukip-councillor-made-999-call-after-murdering-wife
― piscesx, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link
Someone has glued a dildo to the kings royal hussar regimental headquarters and the infrastructure company that manage it say its not a priority so it will be attended to in 40 days pic.twitter.com/KCgmtRaIXL— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) July 25, 2018
― Neil S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link
hell yes
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link
Missing 99 dildos and a mannequin Vladimir Putin IMO
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xbgzb/the-guy-who-put-dildos-all-over-the-wall-street-bull-explains-himself
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:04 (five years ago) link
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceThe sleepy city of Salisbury became the most highlighted place in the world on 4th March 2018, when Sergei and Yulia Skripal were found collapsed on a bench, victims of a nerve agent known as Novichok, manufactured in Russia.
10:53 AM - 9 Aug 2018
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceFor many weeks Salisbury partly closed for business and Richard, a Salisbury resident, along with his neighbours, wondered how the story would end.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceItâs hardly surprising that Richard wrote a song about the incident and thus the title track of his latest album. Everyone in Salisbury had been affected and it took two months before things returned to anything normal.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceOn 11th June Richard went into his recording studio with the idea of the song and little else. At that very moment none of the songs on his latest album had been written. In just one intensive week, working 15 hours a day, the album came to be.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceAll the songs were written and recorded in one week, yes seven days. They were mixed and mastered in a further two days after Tom Leary had stayed at the house and added fiddle, mandolin and a few nice bendy guitar riffs. All was complete.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceRichard then set about painting the front cover artwork which took another day and then it was down to Nick Curtis to finalise the album. Once finalised, the title track, Salisbury, was sent to Charlotte Murray who produced the video you can watch in my next tweet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=120&v=b_7EKFO2jrA
― soref, Thursday, 9 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
Not bad but I think it needs an eagle flying out of the night
― Pirate's booty call (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
what he shd've done was put a banging donk on it
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link
Bruce Dickinson William Blake gravestone reveal
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 12 August 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
Chuckle Brothers star Barry's funeral held in RotherhamThis is unbelievably moving and also unbelievably Real England.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 17 August 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link
That list of funeral guests is outstandingly real and English. I wonder what kept Joe Longthorne away.
― piscesx, Friday, 17 August 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
Lisa Scranage, 45, and her fiance Mark Kitchen, 37, got to the stadium with her 14-year-old son Ryan at 10:00 BST, having travelled from Featherstone.
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link
to meto meto me.....to me
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
this is extraordinaryhttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/18/tony-adams-arsenal-fish-and-chips-football-drinking-culture
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
Iâve had three ice-creams already today.
Each paragraph is like a piece of flash fiction complete with a curveball at the end.
― tangenttangent, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link