Can't tell if it's supposed to be dumb, though.
― nickn, Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link
too lovingly rendered to be intentionally dumb
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link
irl i think bowie made very awkward conversation with warhol about shoes (or something), played him a bit of the song that he named after him (which warhol had little reaction to), and left
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
This is such fucking lame sauce that it's hardly worth putting here, except for the fact that it was shared by a facebook friend who apparently thiks that this is a good way to live your life.
https://i.imgur.com/nrWeZst.png
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 June 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link
hmm I kinda agree with that though
not the phrasing, not the weird image, not the unrelated imperative at the end, but the general idea that (over)thinking is overrated and doing stuff that keeps your mind off things is often beneficial - this seems to align with a lot of selfhelp lit/buddhism etc
but I guess if you read the caption politically or in an anti-intellectual context, it seems... less clever
― niels, Monday, 18 June 2018 06:37 (five years ago) link
I'm afraid that the unsharable context of the post makes your reading a bit too generous.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 June 2018 08:01 (five years ago) link
roger that
― niels, Monday, 18 June 2018 09:44 (five years ago) link
Facebook groups devoted to self-conscious ironic shitposting are weird! To be scrolling past my aunt fund-raising for rural firemen or whatever and on the right side of the screen is, like, "Edgy Memes For Sullen Teens". Why is this here, don't they know FB is a safe space for normies
― Dan I., Saturday, 23 June 2018 03:58 (five years ago) link
That lighthouse thing about how you mustn't overthink things is making me fucking furious.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
Stay dumb. Dummy dummy good good.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/36501959_2137824672898531_1519143934188584960_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=5477d0cfc6d05b947370e42f2e21e5c6&oe=5BA5950C
― omar little, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link
i kinda like it even though the face is also the face of winning wimbledon
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:41 (five years ago) link
2 days after that pic and jesus isn’t returning yr txts and then sez he is just like, kinda busy these days sorry i’m sure ur a super gal tho xx
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link
haha
― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link
yeah although i think it's a sweet pic. would prefer if jesus were replaced with a lost relative or something though
― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:12 (five years ago) link
Tbh that's what I thought it was when I first saw it
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link
WHAT A GOAL
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
awesome painting called 'polyphonic spree meet their fans'
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link
lol
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/36222896_1453338224802009_483749498057654272_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=98e5bbf3aebe25df97f1bc915daf429f&oe=5BDF4635
― omar little, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
circle jerks
― Neil S, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
Are they suggesting colonic surgery there?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link
TBH the idea of a bunch of yesmen standing around clapping when I comment on getting over a cold or my $15 lottery win seems a bit much.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 5 July 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link
This guy's last FB post before he died was to this. It's at the top of his memorialized page now. I hope that it is not my last ilx post before I die.
http://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/155.jpghttp://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/252.jpghttp://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/328.jpghttp://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/52.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link
was a link to this
It was nice knowing you, how's life. My thoughts and prayers go out to your family.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
GET'S!
― how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
the joke that ignores the comedy rule of 3 by more than doubling the number AND hypes up new mexico as the ultimate spice lovers of the US? now thats what i call a meme.
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link
How is it ignoring the rule of three?
Count the number of judges!
― Mark G, Friday, 6 July 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link
hehehehe
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
oh no
https://pics.me.me/go-down-on-her-mind-soft-suck-on-her-thoughts-17948571.png
― omar little, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
brb gotta barf up my entire skeleton
― there’s gonna be a hot time in the ol’ tub machine tonight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
"And when you're done with that, eat her face."
― nickn, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link
That is the worst yet and what kind of savage posts that on public social media?
― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0v_A1PjI94
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link
trying to open this thread starting with that post on Flagging app kept breaking my phone. Now I know why.
― kinder, Thursday, 12 July 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link
Fuck all the adorable cop lip sync videos
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/2C3E0N1p3r2A3z3D302L/America.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
oh god *destroys* destroy everybody who ruins that verb
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link
that one is great, I say as I smirk quite Jewishly
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
Needs to be in the "powerful conservative images" thread
― And where did you acquire this fine bundle of lettuce? (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
That one is a parody you nimrods
― devops mom (silby), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link
say it isn't so
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
saw a truck at the gas station with a dozen Marine-themed stickers on the back and my mind has been polluted by jokes because I saw a “molon labe” one and immediately thought “ah yes the heart-removing villain from Temple of Doom”
― mh, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link
prepare to semper fi.... IN HELL
― This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link
Not just a parody, but one of the most widely distributed copypasta of all time, if it's the first time you've seen it then I just have to congratulate you on successfully avoiding reddit and 4chan, you have done well.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
HaNimrods
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 30 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
my fucking eyes
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38745606_10216509516040024_3682625712595927040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=be22e951a7c627153ad9cd9b39d55c64&oe=5BFEB44F
― a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 August 2018 11:00 (five years ago) link
err
o_O
― faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link