POLL: If my granny had wheels...

If my granny had wheels she'd be a danger.

Grandma, you must be a trolley because you are short for trolley car or trolley bus.

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I have heard it! Version I heard was "trolley car". When I first heard I thought the person saying it was insane. Had no clue what it was supposed to mean. Same person once said "he put the manure in the trunk and drove into the wall" which was also an attempt to communicate some sort of layered meaning I'd imagine

i mean it's kind of reassuring that there are probably thousands of these idiomatic sayings floating around in history connected to some sort of humor that's eternally lost to us.

Skeeter Davis - If I Had Wheels

(...I'd be a motor car and put you in the driver's seat)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeoM7jOpbI

If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his sittin' down place

xp what's unclear about this one tho

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xp what's unclear about this one tho

― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, June 21, 2018 8:07 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uhh you get a boner when the barber razors your neck

genuinely had never heard this. only version I have heard is the "if my (aunt/granny/mother) had balls she'd be my (uncle/grandad/father)" one.

Also see : Are you a Benny tied to a tree?