I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

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waterfalls of poopage

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome back, y'all

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Friday, 5 January 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

why, you thought i'd achieve poppage with jessie?

I should just send my therapy bill directly to your parents, right?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this shit is fucking boring

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean funny

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie, i don't think you've quite gathered the concept of the 'dowry'...

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

omg its all like the argentina goal again. dudes got a superglued 'kick me' sign stapled to himself

-- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Beating on LJ > beating on Mickey.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

No, you meant boring.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vietnammemorial.com/vietnam-monk-self-immolation.jpg

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, that whole sports thread had a weird tone of people slipping "STFU & LEAVE" at one another at seemingly random intervals -- I dunno, whatever creepy thing happened (?), the guy's been taking shit and playing nice about it all day, so he's probably sufficiently chastized? Any more and you're just pushing him to reopen whatever the argument was (xpost: see above!), when an hour ago he was trying to play nice and live it down.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sports thread eh?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

she was dressed like she wanted to argue

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thirdage.com/news/features/images/news.yawn.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoah, pass the tweezers.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes I wish you were all more like nabisco, but then I wouldn't get the chance to do this, would I?

i'm on yr excelsior thread, immolatin' (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a woman, right?? xpost

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't tell! Pass the rouge! (xpost)

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis, do you actually *enjoy* this?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

the penny drops!

-- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

It's pretty funny watching everyone go bonkers (not so much the yawning, mind), yeah!

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

good on you son. now go out there and get yourself some poppage, you deserve it

-- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yawning = this is boring and you're perpetuating it and people keep doing it and, y'know, what's the point?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Congratulations: you're an internet troll!

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Dude, the counterpart of everyone else letting sleeping dogs lie would be you continuing to play nice and not bitch out in a flame-war of glory. If you actually enjoy it, or even want to pretend to enjoy it, I don't have that much sympathy!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

P.S. I think maybe that woman is Emo Phillips's mom.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw, I thought lotsa funnies went down in the past hour.

Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, put it this way. This didn't START as a flame-out. It didn't START as trolling, or a bitch-fight. I'd be quite happy to post cordially, and get on with everyone etc. In fact, I'd PREFER it that way.

However, when push comes to shove, when people start ragging on me, it would be unnatural of me not to defend myself. Of course, my defensive method involves the writing of increasingly outrageous material, in an attempt to parody what the assailants are saying. This is both the most humourous and enjoyable way to do it IMO, and I like to be entertained. I actually feel pretty bad that EVERYONE quickly joins in and in no time at all (in fact, within about 3 hours of me joining the board) I'm not being taken in the slightest bit seriously. I enjoy the fact that I can hit back, but I don't enjoy the fact that people don't seem to understand what i'm doing, and that I don't actually mean anyone any harm.

It's the enmity that get me...

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Funnies, we must away for break of day. I am going to console myself by reading Laffy Taffy wrappers.

Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

you'd better shape up Louis. you'd better understand. it's like El-P says, next time these finks jump on your back you need to put those bitches on ice. no more bleating about Charlton tho OK?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Best Worst Weirdest thread ever.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(this thread will be deleted very soon)

-- Curt1s (curtis.stephen...), January 4th, 2007.

DO IT

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Please to invent this.
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7563/neuralizer2lx.jpg

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

If these women weren't so selfish they would just go with the natural flow and have their post-childbirth vaginas remodeled into housing for the needy.

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), January 5th, 2007. (Beth Parker) (link)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis, I kind of get what you're doing. But it's tiresome and you must see by now you're setting yourself up for increasing levels of reaction until it all explodes in a maelstrom of zingingness where all you're doing is going "please zing me" and people will get increasingly less tolerant of you.

(xpost, thank you for getting thread back on track)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

That super vibrator is completely ruined by the photo of the two fake Blues Brother chumps.

Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

fine never mind about my enjoyment of Will Smith's left arm

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Tommy Lee is reaching out a window and petting his pet rocket.

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it has a timer and a thermometer on it. HOT! Timed orgasms.

Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's actually a vaginal geiger counter

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm so glad we STOPPED baiting Louis...

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost. The "did the ground move for thee?" stuff from For Whom the Bell Tolls isn't literal dude.

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

increasingly outrageous material

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

You remember Blossom's friend Bearded Clam?
-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 4th, 2007.

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hi what is going on in this thread

underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2005/0803/Self-Destruction.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link


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