Pork chops are one of those meats where the margin between lush and inedible is pretty tight
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link
getting a digital meat thermometer changed my life in this area iirc
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link
The Chinese seem to have mastered the lush side of pork, i'm way dodgy with it and probably why I'm still trying different ways of cooking it all the time. My attempts at recreating Chinese takeaway style pork dishes have been bad to absolute inedible tbh.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=RB3ruxchwaY
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link
corvids4eva
― there’s gonna be a hot time in the ol’ tub machine tonight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link
Corvidista ^^^
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
oooohhh, knaresborough corvid
― ogmor, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link
Might be a good week for Real England pictures...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
Genuinely chilling, proper ‘banality of evil’ stuff
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-suffolk-44859082/ex-ukip-councillor-made-999-call-after-murdering-wife
― piscesx, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link
Someone has glued a dildo to the kings royal hussar regimental headquarters and the infrastructure company that manage it say its not a priority so it will be attended to in 40 days pic.twitter.com/KCgmtRaIXL— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) July 25, 2018
― Neil S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link
hell yes
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link
Missing 99 dildos and a mannequin Vladimir Putin IMO
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xbgzb/the-guy-who-put-dildos-all-over-the-wall-street-bull-explains-himself
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceThe sleepy city of Salisbury became the most highlighted place in the world on 4th March 2018, when Sergei and Yulia Skripal were found collapsed on a bench, victims of a nerve agent known as Novichok, manufactured in Russia.
10:53 AM - 9 Aug 2018
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceFor many weeks Salisbury partly closed for business and Richard, a Salisbury resident, along with his neighbours, wondered how the story would end.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceIt’s hardly surprising that Richard wrote a song about the incident and thus the title track of his latest album. Everyone in Salisbury had been affected and it took two months before things returned to anything normal.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceOn 11th June Richard went into his recording studio with the idea of the song and little else. At that very moment none of the songs on his latest album had been written. In just one intensive week, working 15 hours a day, the album came to be.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceAll the songs were written and recorded in one week, yes seven days. They were mixed and mastered in a further two days after Tom Leary had stayed at the house and added fiddle, mandolin and a few nice bendy guitar riffs. All was complete.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceRichard then set about painting the front cover artwork which took another day and then it was down to Nick Curtis to finalise the album. Once finalised, the title track, Salisbury, was sent to Charlotte Murray who produced the video you can watch in my next tweet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=120&v=b_7EKFO2jrA
― soref, Thursday, 9 August 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
Not bad but I think it needs an eagle flying out of the night
― Pirate's booty call (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
what he shd've done was put a banging donk on it
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link
Bruce Dickinson William Blake gravestone reveal
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 12 August 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
Chuckle Brothers star Barry's funeral held in RotherhamThis is unbelievably moving and also unbelievably Real England.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 17 August 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link
That list of funeral guests is outstandingly real and English. I wonder what kept Joe Longthorne away.
― piscesx, Friday, 17 August 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link
Lisa Scranage, 45, and her fiance Mark Kitchen, 37, got to the stadium with her 14-year-old son Ryan at 10:00 BST, having travelled from Featherstone.
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link
to meto meto me.....to me
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link
this is extraordinaryhttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/18/tony-adams-arsenal-fish-and-chips-football-drinking-culture
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link
I’ve had three ice-creams already today.
Each paragraph is like a piece of flash fiction complete with a curveball at the end.
― tangenttangent, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
fucking hellhe’s a living breathing david peace character what dark secrets does he hold
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link
Millwall, where it’s still pretty much hot dog.
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
superb
― ogmor, Saturday, 18 August 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link
that is wonderful
― imago, Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link
and definitely larded
― imago, Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link
Teenagers arriving for #readingfestival!Instead of taking drugs, creating memories and making mistakeswhy not make the BEST mistake of your lives by coming to our museum and discover you actually have a deep fascination for tractors and it becomes a lifelong obsession— The Museum of English Rural Life (@TheMERL) August 23, 2018
(this is good not bad IMO: caveat i grew up in a rural county just stiff with tractor fairs and traction engine rallies and the like)
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:12 (six years ago) link
As a youth I went to a Sealed Knot re-enactment which also had a traction engine fair, and on that day I ate my first ever donner kebab. Quite the occasion.
― Neil S, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:15 (six years ago) link
xp That's very sweet imo. I wish upon them many youths.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8118879/
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8118881/
― anvil, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:19 (six years ago) link
The Museum of English Rural Life used to be one of Reading Uni's halls of residence, so once upon a time teenagers were going there to take drugs, make memories and make mistakes
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link
xpwhen innocent smoothies type brands don't understand the basics of football kit design and they aren't even from Hecky!
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jh-graphic-p4-5-farmageddon-silly-wars-01.jpg?w=960
this charming rural life museum comm, coming a day after Williamson's dastardly "farmageddon" plot to turn tractors into deadly weapons, is a good thing, definitely.
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:36 (six years ago) link
what is the lovecraftian entity tentacular that is depicted on these kits?
xp lol i think i drew the design for that in primary school, in my epic picture book PUSS IN BOOTS KILLS A DRAGON (he mainly used jet fighters and bombs to do this)
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:39 (six years ago) link
it's mustard and ketchup
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:39 (six years ago) link
and the fellow on the left is hot dogs?
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:44 (six years ago) link
cool to see a football strip inspired by this iconic gif
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffoododdity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fhot-dog-face.gif&f=1
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link
it makes me think perhaps there was some leap in t-shirt printing tech in the early 90's or perhaps even late 80's, and football kit design started to go badly wrong. And a whole new generation is learning this lesson again.
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:49 (six years ago) link
the way the lines of mustard and ketchup intertwine on the crotch of that guy's shorts is... mesmerising
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:50 (six years ago) link
does everybody know the very long and annoying joke with the punchline "it's ok, i'm an ex tractor fan?"
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link
― calzino,
I'll put it on the real russia thread but Rostov's new away kit (or third kit i think) is the design of a persian rug after (one of?) their fans started turning up with a rug
― anvil, Friday, 24 August 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link
https://media.wired.com/photos/5a3bf9025b461c24af9057f1/master/w_1200,c_limit/hotdog-ta.jpg
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link
nailed it
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link
― anvil, Friday, August 24, 2018 1:00 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as mentioned here #ruglife
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link
designers probably au fait with various Spanish lower league efforts such as this prawny number
https://dnre29p915wg3.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x700/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/l/o/loja-17-gk-pink-tags.jpg
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:39 (six years ago) link
extremely vaporwave
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link
no they play in Japan iirc
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link
oh dear god
― kinder, Friday, 24 August 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link
Libertines frontman Pete Doherty wins cafe breakfast fame
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 25 August 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link