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"room temperature challenge"

oder doch?, Sunday, 8 July 2018 07:13 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

ratioed on Twitter

marcos, Thursday, 23 August 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"Inspired by jazz, blues, rock, and hip-hop"

cakelou, Saturday, 29 September 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

jmm, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

"Inspired by jazz, blues, rock, and hip-hop"

Lol

Harper Valley CTA-102 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

“I’m sorry but”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

'Gentlemen, if you’re in your 40s and you can’t effortlessly quote from any of these movies, it’s time for some Netflix homework.'

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

"you do you"

p.j.b. (pj), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

"biker-friendly bar"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

Ending Explained

jmm, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

novel that ricochets

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

devastatingly sidelong

jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

overdrawn account

seemingly wordless but ultimately word-filled collection

'Rock Me (I'm a Dais)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

a must-read!

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

posthumous debut account

jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

a searing, blistering memoir which leaves the reader charred and half-melted

'Rock Me (I'm a Dais)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

devastatingly page turner

jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

The D.N.C. approved Iowa’s delegate selection plan, but left the state party to determine on its own how to collect and tabulate caucus results, Mr. Perez said, adding that the national party did not test the state’s app or set standards for training or preparation.

Mr. Perez said he was not responsible for what state parties and their leaders do.

“I do not conduct a performance evaluation of every party chair,” he said.

Asked whether the D.N.C. would increase its scrutiny of other caucuses run by state parties, including Nevada’s in less than two weeks, Mr. Perez said he would “implement all of the lessons learned,” but did not specify how.

i have to remember this vow, in case i'm ever leading a major project and have no idea what to do. start with implementing all of the lessons learned. details tbd

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

just received an email at work that contains this chestnut:

"Each week we will watch two short TED Talks to motivate us."

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link

this is the moment when i notice that Winston Smith works in my cuberhood

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

I used to work in a big international company in China, the country-level big boss, an annoyingly confident US Harvard grad, came to a staff event where we were all running training sessions for each-other and opened it with a direct copy of a TED talk about "power poses" and everyone was so impressed that I was given the job of doing the same training session with my team. Then a year or so later I had the chance to apply for a position in the UK and was flown to Shanghai to interview. I did the power pose outside, as trained, then when faced with this same big boss on the interview panel, completely fucked up the interview, I was actually unable to speak at all from nerves at one point, and they didn't even give me feedback after flying me out there.
Then a bit later I found out that the author of the power poses ted talk thing had reexamined the evidence and concluded that it didn't work at all.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

the shortlived power pose mania did give us this prfoundly blessed image so i can't find it too depressing

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FtSdSBJX.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

Q: is the power in question the power to make passersby think 'u r a dick'

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

wtf? is the power pose real? is that really it? loooool

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

i like to do the empathy pose. both feet tightly squeezed together, so the entire body is off balance. this shows openness and vulnerability to the team

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

it says "don't push me, even a tiny bit, or i will crash down and bring every single one of you motherfuckers with me"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty much always doing the ReRun while in the office. I find that it's very effective at projecting my inner idiocy.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

suspected migrants

nashwan, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

Happy 130th Birthday, [dead celebrity]!

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 20 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

"hold space for"

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 18 June 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

COVID-19 taunt

estela, Monday, 13 July 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link

vegan thanksgiving

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

its taken me 11 years to say this...

fuck u

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 13 July 2020 06:24 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

"...ok, i'm going to play the devil's advocate on both sides here, but..."

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

'Maybe it's only a little gangrenous.'

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

establish a regular cadence

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

bi-directional success

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

in a ideal world [...] but

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

"gal pal"

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link

I don't know if this is exactly the thread for it but a very depressing phrase to enter an online debate is "playing the race card" - you instantly know that you are dealing with an irredeemable cunt.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link

yeah though i have to admit i mildly lol at the idea of a playing card that says "race" on it, like maybe in all caps. RACE. so you know it's the race card.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link

well yes, aside from the racism and lack of empathy it also reveals a stunted debating club attitude to politics

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

the upcoming #joeexotic series is

estela, Friday, 4 June 2021 08:26 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

"It is the sixth film in the Home Alone franchise."

visiting, Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link

reading the last two posts as an exchange between two bots

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

"eye candy"

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

lightly salted

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

"good thread on today's covid news:"

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

“thousands of Black Friday deals”

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link


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