S/D: Scary episodes of dumb sitcoms

OH....there was that one episode of Alf where there was a giant spider that was threatening the family and it tore down the kitchen door.....

oh no even worse...IT WAS A COCKROACH

This one's REALLY dumb and not very scary, but the Father Knows Best episode "The Great Anderson Murder Mystery" is actually pretty atmospheric and suspenseful, considering. (The Anderson family must solve a who-done-it murder mystery when the television goes out during a storm.)

I also had Sesame Street nightmares

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the pickle candy machine segment seriously creeped me out when I was 3-4 years old:

Meanwhile, in the city, a salesman tries to sell Prairie Dawn a candy-making machine, but she's turned off by the vicious amount of smoke it creates. Old Yuckdonald happens upon it and, seeing the smoke and how it can even create pickle candy, buys it for his farm. As the Grouches load their pickles into the machine, the farm becomes polluted with smoke. The smoke drives away all of Yuckdonald's neighbors, livestock and all his vegetation, including their precious cucumbers. The Grouches realize their mistake and shut off the machine.

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