"The were a bold bunch. They were, the Raiders of the Lost Ark."
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
"It is finished. Father... into Your hands I commend my soul. He is truly ... the Exorcist"
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
"Old Paul Edgecomb: We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so fucking long. "
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link
"Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a fucking gremlin in your house."
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link
"You blew it up! God damn you all to hell!"
"Forget it, it's the Planet of the Apes."
― jmm, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link
"I think we'll be ok here Leon"
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
"Who am I ? I'm fuckign spierdermna"
"The truth is I'm fucking Iron Man"
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/genius.com/amp/The-beatles-help-film-script-annotated
Someone not on their mobile phone can search this, yeah?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link
"Old Paul Edgecomb: We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so fucking long. "― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 1:26 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a fucking gremlin in your house."― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 1:28 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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the title isn't the last word even in these jokes...
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link
xp Using a film's script to check isn't reliable, even movies that adhere to the script have minor alterations and omissions
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link
Tbf the titles are in the last line of dialogue in those
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link
Mark: the page ends like this:
"89:07 - 89:11Won't you please, please help me?89:11 - 89:14Help me, help me89:14 - 89:21Ooh"
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
In Your House (2011)
So Fucking Long (1992)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
I admire your seriousness in this venture. Maybe we should make a new thread "Movies where the title would be better if it was the last line in the movie"
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
"Ooh!" woudl be a much better title
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link
"Sure, mom, let me just quickly go and get my coat -- oh! Dad! Poor Dad! Mamma's hung you in the closet and I'm feelin' so sad!" *fade to black*
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
True, but if the script has Ringo saying "C'mon George, Help us will yer?" then it could be discounted without having to watch the whole thing.
xpost well, if they add in the lyrics as well, what canyer do?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link
"I, Frankenstein"
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link
xxxp Pretty close to The Rutles' parody, "Ouch!"
― Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
True, but the Rutles film is called <>
― Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link
I definitely think more films should do this, it’s a pretty funny thing to do like telling someone “I’m gonna tell you the ‘aristocrats’ joke” and then telling them the joke for two hours and then saying the punchline “the aristocrats”
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link
This would have been much better
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp almost counts except after the narrator says the title at the end he adds, “well only parts of it, and actually not really the second part.”
― omar little, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link
"Help!" is played over the opening credits of the film, u eejits
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 5:34 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)
iirc this almost is the last line of that movie?
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link
xp but if it's only sung it doesn't count. I should clarify: "last spoken word/phrase in the the last line of dialogue"
Let's roll 😈
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link
I definitely think more films should do this
there should be a joke thread so we can drop our fantasy Alien/ET/The Usual Suspects/The VVitch/Backdoor Nurses 7/Fight Club/etc last lines
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link
Those stopped being funny just in time for a thread not to be necessary thankfully
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link
I was going to say They Shoot Horses, Don't They like Morbs upthread, but I double checked because I had a sneaking suspicion that there was more speech afterwards - and there is. I still feel like it should count, because it's the last line of meaningful dialogue, but it switches to a brief "and everything else keeps going" bit after it has been said.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link
Forget about it Jake, it's Wall St.Forget about it Jake, it's Paris, Texas.Forget about it Jake, it's Brazil.Forget about it Jake, it's Casablanca.Forget about it Jake, it's The Little House on the Prairie.Forget about it Jake, it's Steel Magnolias.Forget about it Jake, it's The Usual Suspects.Forget about it Jake, it's The Shining.Forget about it Jake, it's Spaceballs.Forget about it Jake, it's Quiz Show.Forget about it Jake, it's A Clear and Present Danger.Forget about it Jake, it's On Golden Pond.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
I've got a feeling one of the early Carry On films did this - almost certainly the first one I would suppose, I.e. Carry On Sergeant.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
"Carry on regardless" maybe,
Stanley Unwin says it in Unwinese, then shortly after tha one of the cast (forget who) translates, and the scene and film ends when they all shout CARRY ON REGARDLESS!
Not "Carry on Sargeant" it's said once about halfway through - a docuseries is running on TV at the moment..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link
"And that's the story of how I was turned into a clockwork orange"
― Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link
Near miss:
With the sinking ofthe submarine, all our hopes of gettingaway from Caprona have disappeared.We are alone Spurned by even thehighest--the Ga-Lu. So we have to go onin the way of Caprona till we find peace.I would rather live here with Lisa than to live elsewherewithout her. And she says the same of me.If God wills it,we shall live our lives here.However, we are determined to move ever northward,ever forward, toward the greater mysteriesthat lie aheadof this land that time forgot.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link
Mm, as you can see, Dawson,this young lady has just arrivedfrom the Hampstead district and is troubled about the mysteriousdisappearance of an emerald ring missing from the third fingerof her right hand.Now, tell me the story,and, pray, be precise.
From that time on,Basil and I were a close team.And over the years,we had many cases together.But I shall alwayslook back on that first with the most fondness:my introductionto Basil of Baker Street,the Great Mouse Detective.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link
"And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around. Coz if they want a fight, they best come see me. Coz I'm...Black Dynamite."
― orifex, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
doesn't qualify obviously because they say Black Dynamite in every other line, but it still fondly came to mind
― orifex, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link
(The Other) J.D. (J.D.) at 9:05 8 Aug 18"The truth is I'm fucking Iron Man"― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 5:34 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)iirc this almost is the last line of that movie?Yeah, but "Iron Man" has already been said several times before that.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 August 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
If nonexistent films count, then I nom Ronnie Rocket.
― Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 August 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link
is that script out there?
― flappy bird, Thursday, 9 August 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link
how many do we have, anyway? They Shoot Horses seems to have been disputed, Help! is still unclear.
my tally:1. Kiss Me, Stupid2. My Dinner With Andre
― flappy bird, Thursday, 9 August 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link
3. Carry On Regardless
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
xxpost Yeah, man, I read the RR script probably a decade and a half ago. It's pretty easy to find.
― Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 August 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link
what about Antelope Don't Run No More?
― flappy bird, Friday, 10 August 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link
I think one could sneak into this category by making an untitled silent film.
― Pirate's booty call (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 August 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link
Watched one tonight
4. And We Were Young (2015)
― flappy bird, Friday, 10 August 2018 05:12 (five years ago) link
5. Permanent Vacation (1980)
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 05:00 (five years ago) link
6. While You were Sleeping7. The Great Mouse Detective
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 05:59 (five years ago) link
Oh yeah from KM!8. The Breakfast Club
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 06:06 (five years ago) link