Viva hate: the worst Tory big beast

So bad

Can confirm this is true from my time working as a producer for BBC London - he’d always ruffle it right before the camera started rolling. All part of his carefully calculated “loveable rogue” persona which things like that viral tea video let him play up to so well. https://t.co/Xo7ch8IqBu

— Jane Bradley (@jane__bradley) August 13, 2018

i feel if you listed his faults in order of badness from vile evil to hmph this would come right at the "very least evil" end, plus the only reason it's bad at all is bcz that hair is attached to his head

I once watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in the same Screen on the Green screening as him. I'd like to report that he was making racist jokes throughout but I was sitting too far away to hear.

Whose wife was he with?

the crew of 'the last leg' said exactly the same thing on last Fridays show re boris and his hair before he went on.

That’s been super-well known for years and is partially why I want to crowdfund for a traitor in his inner circle to refill his shampoo bottle with something like Immac.

Floored by @SamuelMoen’s “Theresa May curtsying” series on Instagram pic.twitter.com/aQkWcxhHwl

— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) August 15, 2018

Crucial new ruling: https://news.sky.com/story/amp/labour-mp-and-loyd-grossman-to-speak-at-festival-dubbed-the-tory-glastonbury-11473915

although in the 2nd paragraph Gove is relegated from "Big Beast" to "prominent parliamentarians" status. Someone once got botulism from one of those fucking pointless Lloyd Grossman sauces... just saying like.

They will join a host of Conservative big beasts such as Michael Gove and fresher faces including Jonny Mercer in a bid to attract more young people into politics.

The one-day event on 8 September will be held across eight tents, but with seemingly no music.

um

imagine ozyfest but for even bigger arseholes

this is a book i need* to read:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51tzDR%2BnR6L._SX332_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

*for professional** reasons
**my profession is being insane

if read, pls liveblog here on ilxor dot com

I am interested in Loyd Grossman's career. His Wikipedia page doesn't give me the full picture I seek.

He reviewed Dark Side of the Moon for Rolling Stone!

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-album-reviews/dark-side-of-the-moon-255381/

Jet Bronx.

His single was one of the first 'punk' singles to come out in red vinyl. As soon as stocks of the red had gone and only black vinyl was left, it stopped selling.

I'm sure I read somewhere that the Peanut Butter Conspiracy were his favourite band of all time... or else he was in the Ultimate Spinach... something like that anyway.

xp LG reformed Jet Bronx & The Forbidden and played Rebellion festival a few years ago

nothing says 'rebellion' like a sixtysomething gourmand rockin' out

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he could be the worst human, tbh.

I think that's almost certain.

Love him or hate him, you can't not vote for him!

if humanity could learn to ignore a tiresome exhibitionist, the Boris project would have to rely more on his privilege to maintain momentum. So it wouldn't make any difference.

was looking back on Youtube at that moment when for a second it looked like Ian Lavery was going to twat Boris. There is a decent level of pwnage, but it isn't quite as good as I remembered it!

proven by science: m gove not a big beast

One vote shows the scientific community is still divided.

I could imagine Gove taking the light entertainment from hell route that Ed Balls has taken, when he is a political non-entity, very soon!

gove still a big bast tho

his truly massive twat status has never been in question!

Kind of astonishing that I would sometimes watch Late Review featuring Mark Lawson, Allison Pearson and Michael Gove AND ENJOY IT.

I mean, he wasn't my preferred guest or anything, but STILL.

(Obv. I preferred it when Tony Parsons was on)

I could never stand Allison Pearson tbh, seems I was right not to like her.

people shd take a good look at the national curriculum and realise it won't get better any time soon

Gove vs Parsons is a tough taking sides that i wd vote for Gove in without hesitation

Show needed Tom Paulin doing his pained furrowed brow Ulster contrarian routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vhYIZTtIhU

i did v much enjoy Paulin pretending to be baffled by popular culture

naming some tweecore band after him probably a shade unfair to the lad

alba proven the gove voter as proven by science*

*the science of liking allison pearson

Don't blame me, I voted Cameron!

tweecore bandmember once a prominent ilxor: i will not shame her as she is an irl friend

good late reviewers: bonnie greer maybe
i can't decide: tom paulin, paul morley
bad: everyone else
worst: john harris

hard to think of any situation where those last three words won't hold true

Time for another poll?

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John Harris is fine. He's got a good heart.

He was really mean to his brother when I saw them running a quiz together once.

I hate him.