blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link
Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style
― anvil, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:14 (five years ago) link
painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still occasionally think about this one
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:15 (five years ago) link
― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.
O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:29 (five years ago) link
clearly not ten words
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:31 (five years ago) link
There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.
People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.
― MaresNest, Saturday, 18 August 2018 10:34 (five years ago) link
Bono - Morrissey collaboration
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:08 (five years ago) link
socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
imagoPosted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PMbirdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link
you clearly ordered the wrong thing
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link
Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
Contagious scaly butt warts
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
The Beatles featuring Adam Levine
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.
― Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
Compulsory gyro-based autophagia. And you're all out of tzatziki.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
Tears that smell like doodoo
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
water slide gets progressively smaller, you become wedged, dying slowly
― boobie, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
2020
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link
all your cell walls collapse.
haunting. even knowing I don't have any.
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
Rolling Stone lists the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
― Deflatormouse, Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:54 (three years ago) link
Dying just restarts your life DVD
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link
xp :D <3 :D
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:02 (three years ago) link
the world today ... and tomorrow
― Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:18 (three years ago) link
white privileged theatre group tackle racism
― Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:19 (three years ago) link
your life has always been narrated by larry king
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
(^a very personal message from Mr. Karl Malone)
also:
you dream you're a butterfly. waken as a butterfly. it sucks.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
iPad stations being prepared for virtual ICU end-of-life visits
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
Lloris gets injured after January, that’s the season done.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari),
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
antibiotics don't seem to be working, how's your roommate feeling?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
your taint appears on MS Teams in Executive meeting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link
instinctively knowing how to handle that situation (zoom in)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
Giuliani sponge bath
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:39 (three years ago) link
zooming in on Giuliani spongebathing, trying to prove something
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:45 (three years ago) link
Giuliani handkerchief bath
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link
white pseudoliberal writes play on ethnicity
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:28 (three years ago) link
Starland Vocal Band, house band in Hell
― Slowzy LOLtidore (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 June 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link
stuck in time warp between 2020-2022
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 14:53 (one year ago) link
your balls are alive and hate each other
― ultimate worrier (goole), Sunday, July 18, 2010 11:32 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol
― jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:41 (one year ago) link
"X goes live in ten.." said Elon.
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
Tim Rogers Custer's Revenge review video is fourteen hours long.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 October 2022 15:13 (one year ago) link
Open driver's side door, bear in passenger seat
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link
TV is now only reaction videos
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 14:56 (one year ago) link
you release surprise album, nobody cares
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 June 2023 03:21 (eleven months ago) link
Heat dome forms from stagnant high-pressure system trapping hot air.
― calzino, Friday, 30 June 2023 08:28 (eleven months ago) link
“As part of the role you are responsible for managing our social media accounts”
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 30 June 2023 08:46 (eleven months ago) link
lmao
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 June 2023 16:25 (eleven months ago) link
pitchfork reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 August 2023 02:19 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/HGDyBqd/Screenshot-20230906-102144.jpg
― Dinglebert Humperstink (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:23 (nine months ago) link
Mambo No.5 is now a big culture war issue.
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:26 (nine months ago) link
mandatory work field trip to see Ricky Gervais standup
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:15 (three months ago) link