i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting
― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link
i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link
My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
lmao
― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.
― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
xpost pvmic
― moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link
I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
I got no hits with "piss"
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
try "urine" for a surprise hit
― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Joan Lunden just stole your laptop and I didn't even try to stop her (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link
It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.
― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link
I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.
― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (four years ago) link
impeccable screen-name / content synergy there
― lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (four years ago) link
I like Hanson.
― Josh in Chicago
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.
― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
ha!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link
good ol DP
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:13 (four years ago) link
Anne Frank, what a hipster huh
― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2020 01:43 (four years ago) link
kinda true tbh..
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:48 (four years ago) link
tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself
― calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:40 (four years ago) link
fap on 6th Feb for those who want to.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:32 AM
― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link
i'm just always glad to see people bashing it.
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
At the very least I'd love a physical release― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 5:11 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
lollll
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
Tis the season
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
Is that from the babby thread?
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
the television poll actually
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
oh wait i c what u did there
all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
ah go on do me next
― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
pvmic more like
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
how much winking am I supposed to tolerate from this asshole
― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:20 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link
yeah yeah yeah
― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:48 (four years ago) link
Ha oh God I have a feeling I’m about to go down the best kind of hole . . .
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 5:59 PM (four hours ago)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 02:17 (four years ago) link
it was not particularly unpleasant. they just need to go slow and have a clear understanding of and feeling for the physical space they are probing.
― A is for (Aimless), 23. marts 2020 02:47 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Frederik B, Monday, 23 March 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
My region, to be frank. It's all hairballs here.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:20 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:29 (four years ago) link
Sneaky 77 leak but I'll green light it because it's true in p much every context tbf
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:31 (four years ago) link
smdh check the new ilx constitution, emergency powers all 77 content is to be redistributed as required for the good of all in these times
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:32 (four years ago) link
Look I'd ask Rhonda to confirm that but last I heard she was stock piling xls sheets and loo rolls.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:34 (four years ago) link
I am pleased with my two appearances itt
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:36 (four years ago) link
lool pigs making an example of that burnt processed pork by using deadly force against a bbq!― calzino, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― calzino, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link
I know somewhere you can get yeast
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:38 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
that was literally the context tho
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
also probably shouldn't have done it post-dump, pre-wipe― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 29, 2020
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 29, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
doesn't really read differently in context in this case
― silby, Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
lol was gonna say
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
if anywhere, posts very much in character was the spot for it really
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link