nailed it
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:04 (five years ago) link
I'll put it on the real russia thread but Rostov's new away kit (or third kit i think) is the design of a persian rug after (one of?) their fans started turning up with a rug
― anvil, Friday, August 24, 2018 1:00 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as mentioned here #ruglife
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:05 (five years ago) link
designers probably au fait with various Spanish lower league efforts such as this prawny number
https://dnre29p915wg3.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x700/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/l/o/loja-17-gk-pink-tags.jpg
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link
extremely vaporwave
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link
no they play in Japan iirc
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 12:36 (five years ago) link
oh dear god
― kinder, Friday, 24 August 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link
Libertines frontman Pete Doherty wins cafe breakfast fame
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 25 August 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
With a fucking yazoo
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 August 2018 09:10 (five years ago) link
Yahoo with a yazoo. I love how the BBC call it a 'strawberry milkshake'. If yazoo is a milkshake then I'm Alison Moyet.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link
English House yes mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZ9sd5oIgs
― saer, Sunday, 26 August 2018 10:52 (five years ago) link
You can only take one of your children? pic.twitter.com/TSzlQVvsP9— Tim Robey (@trim_obey) August 27, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 09:59 (five years ago) link
is that for real? Lol!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link
it's in Sidcup.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
So's one of the better Italian places in London. A weird melange is Sidcup
― imago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7341/10597337884_57673b93af_b.jpg
― calzino, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link
the 'sliced bacon specialists' tagline written in cursive is what really makes this imo
― soref, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link
bellies in one end, slices out the other
― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
House-proud Fiona Boston tells ITV News she had "no choice" but to brazenly make off with this £1,500 sofa from House of Fraser in front of shocked staff https://t.co/g6WwAVS3sK pic.twitter.com/08H37NzBB4— ITV News (@itvnews) September 7, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
fuckin yes
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
ITV might want to review their autocorrect policies:
She said: "I'm more mad because I'm not going to get my poofy and my cushions off of them. How am I going to get them?"
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link
haha.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
My grandma had a poof to put her feet up on so I don’t see why this lady should have her poofy.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
the autocorrect also seems to have replaced "took" with "taken".
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
the story is actually way more sympathetic than I expected based on that clip, I thought she'd just be someone who stole a sofa and dgaf and even then I was still thinking '...cool'
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
xp I'm always semi-professionally fascinated by ppl's policies of 'correcting' minor errors of grammar in things like this where it doesn't really make much difference either way
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link
if you're a stan you can watch the much better and longer version of that hard hitting news report here:
http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-07/mum-had-no-choice-but-to-make-off-with-house-of-fraser-sofa/
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
'Erratic driver' watching pornography when stopped in Doncaster
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 8 September 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link
Obsessed with the “bastards’ nostalgia” genre of jigsaw puzzle. Every man jack of them = a Faragean fever dream of era-mangling, magical realist menace pic.twitter.com/k1LwE5Z5uv— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 11, 2018
― Tim, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link
that stuff makes Lynch's exercises in macabre in the ordinary look lightweight as fuck!
― calzino, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3YvCXEi.jpg?1
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link
dare to deep dream
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/U7fQnI0fr2SFGVnHwfAjmte7rd4=/0x61:946x692/920x613/filters:focal(0x61:946x692):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/34438363/Richarddjames.0.png
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link
the completely fucked sense of scale on the spitfire image is making me feel queasy
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
omg I love these - the nightmarish, inconsistent perspective, the lurid overload of details!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9axor4aNwOk/Uxo89FeSfBI/AAAAAAAA0gE/AUg0u5YFERQ/s1600/the+secretary.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link
i read this today. Joseph Conrad.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm0Qts4W0AA3OL4?format=jpg&name=large
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link
xp the combination of nostalgia + apparently drug-induced collapsing of the conventions of time and space is making me think of Penny Lane
― soref, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link
christ the fixed grin on the guy behind the desk is genuinely unnerving
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link
https://q4j2g5j9.stackpathcdn.com/ddg-dream/beae28d3873f5b9acdf277247e9de58bbd6a933d.jpg?2
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
lmao
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link
lol
soref otm, these are intense
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link
The secretary giving the viewer the eye is straight out of 'Carry On' or 'Confessions of an Office Manager'.
― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link
he's a 70's St Martens graduate, but doesn't get mentioned on the notable alumni lists for some reason.
― calzino, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link
I would readily buy mark s's line of DeepEngland puzzles
― mick signals, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
mark s deep dream image is actually less distressing than the original imo, it's just made the roiling chthonic horror already present visible, like roddy piper's glasses in they live
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link
level 6, "spirits" setting: https://q4j2g5j9.stackpathcdn.com/ddg-dream/47190ffafbe83175af0aee8fedcb90a142acff29.jpg?6
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link
The typical tale is told, and exceedingly well told--though, alas, not exactly in the language of the natives--by Mrs. Bray in her Letters to Southey, of a certain midwife of Tavistock. One midnight, as she was getting into bed, this good woman was summoned by a strange, squint-eyed, little, ugly old fellow to follow him straight-way, and attend upon his wife. In spite of her instinctive repulsion she could not resist the command and in a moment the little man whisked her, with himself, upon a large coal-black horse with eyes of fire, which stood waiting at the door. Ere long she found herself at the door of a neat cottage; the patient was a decent-looking woman who already had two children, and all things were prepared for her visit. When the Child--a fine, bouncing babe--was born, its mother gave the midwife some ointment, with directions to "strike the child's eyes with it." Now the word strike in the Devonshire dialect means not to give a blow, but to rub, or touch, gently; and as the woman obeyed she thought the task an odd one, and in her curiosity tried the effect of the ointment upon one of her own eyes. At once a change was wrought in the appearance of everything around her. The new mother appeared no longer as a homely cottager, but a beautiful lady attired in white; the babe, fairer than before, but still witnessing with the elvish cast of its eye to its paternity, was wrapped in swaddling clothes of silvery gauze; while the elder children, who sat on either side of the bed, were transformed into flat-nosed imps, who with mops and mows were busied to no end in scratching their own polls, or in pulling the fairy lady's ears with their long and hairy paws. The nurse, discreetly silent about what she had done and the wonderful metamorphoses she beheld around her, got away from the house of enchantment as quickly as she could; and the sour-looking old fellow who had brought her carried her back on his steed much faster than they had come. But the next market-day, when she sallied forth to sell her eggs, whom should she see but the same ill-looking scoundrel busied in pilfering sundry articles from stall to stall. So she went up to him, and with a nonchalant air addressed him, inquiring after his wife and child, who, she hoped, were both as well as could be expected. "What!" exclaimed the old pixy thief, "do you see me to-day?" "See you! to be sure I do, as plain as I see the sun in the skies; and I see you are busy into the bargain," she replied. "Do you so? "cried he; "pray, with which eye do you see all this?" "With the right eye, to be sure." "The ointment! the ointment!" exclaimed the old fellow; "take that for meddling with what did not belong to you: you shall see me no more."
He struck her eye as he spoke, and from that hour till the day of her death she was blind on the right side, thus dearly paying for having gratified an idle curiosity in the house of a pixy.
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link
in level six of "carry on deepdreaming the secretary" pretty much everything has turned in nigel farage's chin
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
Real Tavistock.
― Tim, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link
^^in the version i read as a kid, of the midwife among the fairies story -- as collected by amabel williams-ellis* in "fairytales from the british isles" -- the fairy's true dwelling is also revealed by the ointment: "she saw she wasn't in a cottage at all, but sitting under the branches of an old oak, whose hollow and moss-grown trunk she had mistaken for the fireplace. fire and candle were nothing but glow-worms…"
*who married the guy who built portmeirion, so the number six is relevant
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
I figured out who the oddly outsized secretary with eaten cakes reminds me of
https://dg19s6hp6ufoh.cloudfront.net/pictures/611837579/large/1book10.jpeg
― mick signals, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link