Which Hypothetical Comedy Threequel Fills You With the Greatest Sense of Existential Dread?

any movie with a john mayer feature has got to be good, and i mean really good

The tribute to Cab Calloway where he does call and response with his own guitar? Hard pass.

I want to tip my hat to "Fletch Loves".... salute!

please note that the director of Wake In Fright and First Blood did not in fact write any Weekend At Bernies films, and did not direct the second

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Yes, many people didn't write or direct these particular films.

At the risk of encouraging old lunch, there was a twins sequel mooted at one point (I think with Eddie Murphy?)

Thank you, everything, I'd gotten lax on picking up Shock Cinema (recommendation seconded!) but clearly I need to rectify this grievous oversight.

I kinda want to see an inexplicable Only Child prequel to Twins now.

BTW, just noticed I misspelled 'putrefaction' so we're going to have to redo this poll I'm afraid.

Yes, many people didn't write or direct these particular films.

That guy did direct Weekend At Bernie's, though

it's the #1 fun fact to tell ppl after they see Wake In Fright for the first time

Yeah I didn’t know that!

(Although I have never seen weekend at Bernie’s)

Wake in Fright would have been a good subtitle for Weekend at Bernie's 2. Y'know, kind of an examination of the morning after you've paraded your boss's corpse around at a party and the monster you suddenly realize that you've become.

(And also Bernie is in the bed with u, natch.)

you have a vague, unexaminable memory that you and a glistening Donald Pleasance may have played two-up on Bernie's corpse

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.