very good stuff, all too real
― niels, Friday, 31 August 2018 10:20 (six years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_Having_a_Baby
but it has to be trump and huckabee and say "She's having a nervous breakdown"
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link
sorry latham green, i did not come through on that one
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link
i made this for the elon musk thread
https://i.imgur.com/GaOhhwm.gif
i actually like this more than anything i've made in a year or two but it involves a bear penis so it's going nowhere
https://i.imgur.com/uWb784x.jpg
but it would be fun to make a beach towel out of it
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link
hey I just want to share my partner's new website containing some recent animated gifs made from some recreational 3D modeling work
http://spooky.camp/~tati/
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 03:23 (five years ago) link
home of the 9-pack hot dogs
http://spooky.camp/~tati/?start.head.154155992875
the cleanhttps://i.imgur.com/GGkYK7h.gif
a couple short videos (i wish i would have done a better job on...both of these. whatever)
I attempted to edit this to extend Montana's final death slide down the wall from 8 seconds to 25 seconds. I succeeded in one sense, and failed in another (both of which could be called "technical"). Mainly failed, but sharing anyway pic.twitter.com/ZqKLuxAvqU— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) November 19, 2018
You won't believe this, but The Bangles contacted me and asked me to publish this here, on the afternoon of election day. Seems a little late to me, but here it is. pic.twitter.com/uHR43i00fu— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) November 6, 2018
i made all the images on the b-52's poll. it was fun to try to make them all reference the cover of the album they belonged to, along with some sort of reference to the title or lyrics
depresso selfiehttps://i.imgur.com/aAAEPJ8.gif
it's a hedge...hog! *muffled cough in background*https://i.imgur.com/r2phzy6.jpg
a dumb meme i made and forgot about a while backhttps://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg
this all seems rather bleak but i am starting to feel about 100x better than i did a few months ago. if i can just get a dang job in time to avoid having to take money out of my retirement account, i think i will be set
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 November 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link
Zach you rule, simple as that.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 24 November 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
<3 MatthewK.
i wish i could embed this video, but it's on vimeo
https://vimeo.com/304208565
it's a 54 second loop. i've been thinking of how to make things where different mediums start to blend and interact with each other. like, this is edited version of what really happened, but then what if you could also set up the real physical site just like that and recreate the feeling of walking by a devoted dog...i swear all this makes sense on some level, uh. i wrote about it a bit here too
http://www.zachscott.org/2018/12/03/375/
― Karl Malone, Monday, 3 December 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
i went ahead and uploaded the one i was (drunkenly, in character) talking about above to youtube:
https://youtu.be/vPzlELZUzXk
i spent the last week on this one, though:
https://youtu.be/91ypRZqxdE8
it takes a while to get going, but it's meant to play on a loop. kinda hard to explain but i see it in the same universe as the other video, in the terrifying dramatizing moments of everyday banal life genre
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link
oops, i guess i meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzlELZUzXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ypRZqxdE8
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
Rare early footage of Emily Dickinson discovered: pic.twitter.com/rCVAizQydZ— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) December 13, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 14 December 2018 05:39 (five years ago) link
living room (walk) is GREAT
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 14 December 2018 06:01 (five years ago) link
thanks m bison, very nice to hear that! i spent all weekend working on something in the same general area, finishing it up now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 December 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link
here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbne9dNW1QI&
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link
no one has 2 minutes, so here's the 1-second summary
https://i.imgur.com/c9zKisu.gif
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link
Really cool tutorials on creating algorithmic gifs: https://necessarydisorder.wordpress.com/
Example:https://necessarydisorder.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/agif5.gif?w=500&zoom=2
― DJI, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
poor Michael McKean, trapped in your NixonTrump GIF!
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link
it's actually Reagan, not Trump, although I definitely see the resemblance at various point. i liked this transformation the most, even though i didn't actually use it in the video or GIF:
https://i.imgur.com/7HARJjf.gif
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
xp i'm really interested in using Processing with GIFs, but in a sort of different way. a long time ago i did a workshop on Arduiono/Processing and made a little device that adjusted the framerate of the GIF with a slider. the idea back then was to then replace the slider with some sort of interactive sensor-based thing so that looping images would speed up or slow down based on what in the room did. but my arduino crapped out on me soon afterward, i forgot about Processing as i got distracted with whatever shit seemed important that day, and now i don't know how any of it worked. this is a pattern!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link
those tutorials are great though! i'm going to bookmark it for when i drift back into processing (i'm still focused on max/msp right now). i really liked these examples:
https://i.imgur.com/RmD7Xc1.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/3WguuuU.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/yoCpKUe.gif
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link
Argh, Reagan, brain not on today
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 20 December 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
OMG Karl you need to get one of these. Should we do a GoFundMe?
https://lightform.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81ZXW1HO68
― DJI, Friday, 8 March 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
whoa, that looks so cool! first wave already sold out, alas. and it conspicuously doesn't mention the price anywhere on the website, but earlier promotional things said they hoped to ship it for under $1000, so...alas.
but honestly, i already have a piece of software (madmapper) which pretty much does the same thing (although it requires you to leave your laptop up and running beside the projector, which is annoying). my main problem hasn't been with not having the hardware/tech, it's been my lack of motivation. the last several months has been starting antidepressants and getting back into the working world, and that's been pretty much 95% of my waking life. but i've been relatively happier, too, so i'm not complaining too much. dunno - things have been weird
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Saturday, 9 March 2019 20:19 (five years ago) link
KM, have u been working for the NYT Mag??
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2019 03:13 (five years ago) link
no, i wish. has yet another namesake kicked my ass? i've already got the golden age film actor, his damned theater, the soccer player, and the 958th player selected over in the 2018 MLB draft (who i am rooting for)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 1 April 2019 03:23 (five years ago) link
ok just checking
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2019 11:12 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/H9QsaJY.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/YaVUJrS.gif
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:24 (five years ago) link
let's see what other crap i can dredge up. it's thursday night
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:36 (five years ago) link
as the uncle turns again toward the liquor cabinet, feet scuttle toward the door at the first recognition of opportunity
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:37 (five years ago) link
this started from F for Fake, i think
https://i.imgur.com/1jcwyop.gif
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:47 (five years ago) link
this was from march 2018, apparently
https://i.imgur.com/IprVlzD.gif
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:50 (five years ago) link
secret stash
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link
yeah yeah imgur buthttps://imgur.com/gallery/m9p8T7m
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link
and something else i think you'll dig:https://safecrackers.com/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 August 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
sweet links, thanks!
but no, the imgur one doesn't work because that's a video ;)
i have no room to talk because i don't make much of anything these days
― i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SGmrI6O.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link
A vermicious knid!
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link
On a conf call right now and thinking SO HARD about conferencecall.biz
― DJI, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/y8DuSQq.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/AjJDJtf.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6Z01VTv.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/EpTg4P6.jpg
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
um
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
it's just a mockup for a sound idea but i thought it would be funny to convert it to webcomic form
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
i should have just posted this
https://i.imgur.com/eUX00zi.jpg
it's monday
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
is this loss?
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
Someone should replace Homer with you know who:https://giphy.com/gifs/season-4-the-simpsons-4x22-3o6MbflyaR9HL90QSI
― Martialarts Ali (Leee), Saturday, 21 December 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link
i have a template ready to go, but i'm sad to say i can't tell if this is supposed to be guy fieri or donald trump. what's insane is that i don't think i've ever seen guy fieri on television, and even though the thread comes up sometimes on ilx, i don't think i've read more than a handful of posts. i'm just always thinking about him, and his sushi
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link
for now, you guessed it,
https://i.imgur.com/Pqjn5pU.gif
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/QYzyMnK.gif
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 00:56 (four years ago) link
conceptual innit
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 22 December 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
not really, just a loop of a projection with an overlay of the same
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 01:31 (four years ago) link