if your company is on the stock market, yes, it is.
― StanM, Friday, 28 September 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
grimes should just release her new album as an exhibit in the discovery phase of Musk's trial.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 28 September 2018 09:17 (five years ago) link
"your honor, i enter exhibit 16 into the record, this earworm with witchhouse production under a buoyant pop melody, 'IPO'"
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 28 September 2018 09:20 (five years ago) link
lmao assuming Grimes is still alive
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2018 12:38 (five years ago) link
clown is goin down
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 September 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45696150
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 29 September 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link
$40million for a tweet, fair enough but who got even half as busted for anything leading up to the great crash?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 29 September 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
he remains as CEO
― sleeve, Saturday, 29 September 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link
the only bad publicity is bankrupcty
― | (Latham Green), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
well get there
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
lol matt levine
Musk will purchase $20 million worth of the company’s stock in the next trading opportunity, according to a person familiar with his plans. He’s Tesla’s largest shareholder, with a 20 percent stake.Musk is paying the SEC a $20 million fine. Tesla is also paying the SEC a $20 million fine. Is what is happening here that Musk feels responsible for Tesla’s $20 million fine, so he’s making it up to Tesla by buying some stock? But he’s not buying it from Tesla? He’s just going out into the stock market and buying some Tesla stock? Does he … think that … if he does that … Tesla gets the money? I feel like the implied message here is “Elon Musk doesn’t really ‘get’ corporate finance, so cut him some slack for tweeting weird stuff about ‘going private.’”
Musk is paying the SEC a $20 million fine. Tesla is also paying the SEC a $20 million fine. Is what is happening here that Musk feels responsible for Tesla’s $20 million fine, so he’s making it up to Tesla by buying some stock? But he’s not buying it from Tesla? He’s just going out into the stock market and buying some Tesla stock? Does he … think that … if he does that … Tesla gets the money? I feel like the implied message here is “Elon Musk doesn’t really ‘get’ corporate finance, so cut him some slack for tweeting weird stuff about ‘going private.’”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 1 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
Is it all a cunning plan? Act weird and stupid to devalue stock, buy an extra bunch when price is low, then act smart for a while so value rises... bingo, jackpot!
(nb. I don't 'get' corporate finance.)
― brain (krakow), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link
I would be very amused if the SEC came back and did him for insider trading.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:15 (five years ago) link
It was all tweeting while intoxicated - twitter shoudl have a bulit i nsensor for alcohol and stop you from drunk tweeting
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link
stupidest timeline klaxon:
TIL (via @inthesedeserts and the latest @trashfuturepod ep) that Elon Musk made his first million by selling his Korn fansite to Korn's then manager, because he discovered that the bassist was ripping off the bass riff from Seinfeld https://t.co/FI7xkjDLHa— hussein kesvani (@HKesvani) October 3, 2018
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
holy fs
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
lmao
possibly fake news tbf but I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link
selling a korn fansite with sweet bass tabs for a million dollars is maybe the most dotcom boom era thing i have ever heard in my entire life
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link
it has to be real, it's on me.me
its real everyone knows
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
that's what i heard
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
nothing is true, everything is permitted
especially elon musk's extremely real korn bass tabs site
― shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link
ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. THEY CAN'T BREAK HIS CODE OF ENERGY. THAT IS WHAT HE'S TALKIN'ABOUT.
... no, hold on, that was Papa Roach not Korn.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
I've never been to me.me
― brownie, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link
meATme.com is my email address if u have elon musp tips plz send them full confidentiality provided
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
― | (Latham Green)
― dub pilates (rushomancy), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link
everyone shd be fined $20m every time they tweet
ps support my gofundme i have to raise $830 billion
― mark s, Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link
Musk has started mocking the US securities and exchange commission (days after he was fined millions by them) and not even the die hard supporters are on board for this spiral into defiance pic.twitter.com/rjR3Jy0mjd— Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0) October 4, 2018
― Number None, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link
trying to imagine being the kind of person who loves a company so much they shove their "life savings" into a single stock
upsetting!
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
Of course this is the first response:
The stock was at the exact same price 5 days ago. It’s unstable because of shorts and constant manipulation campaigns. That said, buy in the dip because taunts or not, TSLA will still be a trillion valuation in 11 years according to analysts.— uɐpʇou@ ✸ (@notdan) October 4, 2018
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link
I do love how these flamethrower-totin' free-marketeers get all in a huff about the existence of short positions
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
according to analysts, don't buy futures or options with your life savings
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link
uh
https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a23508636/defense-of-elon-musk
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DppvLxUWkAgTXsX.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link
holy shit bruce wayne is real?????
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link
Tony Stark does not care about solving important problems wtf
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
if you don’t think defeating ultron is an important problem i dunno what to tell you buddy
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuG2AVFB-g0
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link
my tweets are way worse than elon musk's but do i ever come under attack? no i do not, it's a rich man's world yes it is yes it is
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link
ultron was a problem of his own making iirc? so that's more like just cleaning up after yourself
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link
if i accidentally set my curtains on fire, stopping my house from burning down is still an important problem no matter the source of the flames
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
some would say the most urgent problem facing us today
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link
thisisfine.jpg
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
that doesn't make you a hero, it makes you an idiot
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
An idiot hero
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
smokey bear collier
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
lmao Palmer Luckey is the VR chud who maxed out a donation to literal white supremacist Steve King
who wants to bet that Elon commissioned this piece himself
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
i actually know one of the writers of that piece; fortunately their bit wasn't terrible
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link