thanks for that!
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 30 September 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link
i like how now i can measure things with my iphone and take of picture of it with the actual measurement
;)
awww yee uhhh
― F# A# (β), Sunday, 30 September 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
i aint lyin baby iphone confirmed yo
― F# A# (β), Sunday, 30 September 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
How do I use this exciting measure app? Can it do square feet?
― sarahell, Friday, 12 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
Okay so...iPhone headphone splitters. (Meaning, charging the phone and using a non-Lightning headphone at the same time.) I can't seem to make head or tail out of the eight million suggestions out there; practically every product has wildly diverging reviews everywhere I look and I trust none of them. (Belkin seems to be heavily loathed, though.) Any suggestions?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2018 04:52 (five years ago) link
xp it appears on the phone after iOS 12 update ("Measure") and you open it, point the camera at an object, move the phone side to side as it directs to calibrate, and then you align the sight on the screen with a point you want to measure, tap the button, then put another point somewhere else you want to know the distance to. It will use multiple points and you can add rectangles etc. for area measurement.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 15 October 2018 06:52 (five years ago) link
i picked up a shitty headphone jack/lightning splitter at Five Below. if it lasts a year I'll be happy with it.
― Nhex, Monday, 15 October 2018 07:30 (five years ago) link
the current iteration of the ipod touch is m/l the perfect size for a small phone... tim cook please read this...
― ιΎ, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:04 (five years ago) link
we should all email him, what's his email
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link
tcook@
TIM @ KFC.EDU
― j., Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link
i've emailed him about the finder, icloud (i don't use this one, i'm not insane), quality control, and the mac being abandonware. he never replies.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:10 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/YnHNMEy.jpg
that's an iphone 6 on the left. you can imagine it full screen, touch id or whatever. great phone! would buy!
― ιΎ, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link
I had completely forgotten that the iPod Touch existed but, of course... it's the only iPod that they make any more and it's basically a thinner, lighter iPhone SE (sans GPS, NFC, voice/SMS capability obv). I'm sticking with the SE through to late 2019 at least.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:46 (five years ago) link
New MacBook Air: retina screen, fuck-all ports, headphone on the wrong side. Audience cheering like announcements of yore. Very different feel from the po-faced iPhone events
(Love these daytime events)
― stet, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
βfuck installing a portβ, rants tim cook during unhinged press event
― la bΓ©bΓ© du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link
NEWWWWWWWWW mac miniiiiiiii
― stet, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
Wow, a LOT better price than I was expecting, and a nice improvement in general. Will likely order. (Especially given tariff murmurings.)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link
Still a price jump though, huh. God stop talking about fucking Apple Stores I have meetings to get to
― stet, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link
It's a jump but the rumors were indicating some crazy massive jump that was having me rethink a bit. But this is fine from where I sit, at least.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link
Really want a new iPad mini so glad to see it on screen. They usually silently kill old ones
― stet, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link
Although that new regular size looks megA
― stet, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
might go for a mac mini + ipad combo
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link
I was hoping for news of a new iMac. Have to see if the mini is a suitable alternative
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link
i'd like an ipad pro thank you
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link
the least bad appple event in ages (not even that great, but new hardware)
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link
my artist partner is cautiously excited about Real Photoshop ON IPAD
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link
Yeah i was thinking of getting an ipad proBut for a non applefanboi i sure do have a lot of apple products
― F# A# (β), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
use case
https://i.imgur.com/LZmapQt.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link
for the suicide-curious digital artist in all of us
― la bΓ©bΓ© du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link
lmao
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
that's less plausible than the rooftop party from the Nintendo Switch reveal
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
i need a new macbook and/or mini but these prices are hard to justify
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 06:57 (five years ago) link
Can the new MacBook Air run a big 4K monitor in clamshell mode?
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 10:59 (five years ago) link
june 2017 ipad pro would almost be tempting if they'd bumped the price down. new ipad pro is 760 funbucks and the cheapest apple cover is 85 and that's only for the 8GB model
― ||||||||, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link
new air is 20% too expensive
too diffuse a range of products makes it too frustrating to min-max plus post-brexit weakness of the pound has pushed prices uncomfortably high. there's just no sweet spot, as far as I can see in the range
― ||||||||, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link
if the new pro started at 128GB for the 760Β£ model and the smart cover 45/55Β£ worked then it might have been the_one
― ||||||||, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
apple has got to be taking the piss
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link
they've been holding off on revealing their real product line for like 5 years, it's all been just a gas
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
This is about the least exciting event I can remember. Whole thing felt very 5 years ago
― calstars, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link
i think we'd all like to go back to 5 years ago!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link
1. inflate price of all products2. hide device sales
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 2 November 2018 12:16 (five years ago) link
what does "inflate price of products" mean?
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 2 November 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link
Sell hardware at higher profit margins
― DJI, Friday, 2 November 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
I'm kind of surprised there isn't, like, an SEC or GAAP requirement for a business that sells a consumer product to state how many units of that product it sells.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 2 November 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
is there any evidence that apple are selling products at higher profit margins?
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 2 November 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
Apple stock down 7%, good job Tim!
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 2 November 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
can someone convince me not to get an ipad pro
― F# A# (β), Friday, 2 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
there's probably some starving children somewhere
― j., Friday, 2 November 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link