I do love how these flamethrower-totin' free-marketeers get all in a huff about the existence of short positions
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
according to analysts, don't buy futures or options with your life savings
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link
uh
https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a23508636/defense-of-elon-musk
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DppvLxUWkAgTXsX.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link
holy shit bruce wayne is real?????
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link
Tony Stark does not care about solving important problems wtf
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
if you don’t think defeating ultron is an important problem i dunno what to tell you buddy
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuG2AVFB-g0
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link
my tweets are way worse than elon musk's but do i ever come under attack? no i do not, it's a rich man's world yes it is yes it is
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link
ultron was a problem of his own making iirc? so that's more like just cleaning up after yourself
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link
if i accidentally set my curtains on fire, stopping my house from burning down is still an important problem no matter the source of the flames
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
some would say the most urgent problem facing us today
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link
thisisfine.jpg
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
that doesn't make you a hero, it makes you an idiot
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
An idiot hero
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
smokey bear collier
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
lmao Palmer Luckey is the VR chud who maxed out a donation to literal white supremacist Steve King
who wants to bet that Elon commissioned this piece himself
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
i actually know one of the writers of that piece; fortunately their bit wasn't terrible
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
“If that car was made anywhere else, and Elon wasn’t part of the manufacturing process, they would make a lot of money,”
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-17/tearing-apart-teslas-to-find-elon-musk-s-best-and-worst-decisions
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 October 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link
Take the steel and aluminum frame at the bottom of the car, a design meant to increase safety. Tesla's battery already sits in the floor and adds stiffness, Munro said, so Tesla made the car heavier and more expensive without getting much benefit.The aluminum trunk well, meanwhile, is made from multiple pieces held together with rivets and weld points instead of one lighter, cheaper fiberglass trunk preferred by other carmakers. The rear wheel well on the Model 3 also features nine pieces of metal riveted, sealed or welded together. The Chevy Bolt? It has one stamped piece of steel.
The aluminum trunk well, meanwhile, is made from multiple pieces held together with rivets and weld points instead of one lighter, cheaper fiberglass trunk preferred by other carmakers. The rear wheel well on the Model 3 also features nine pieces of metal riveted, sealed or welded together. The Chevy Bolt? It has one stamped piece of steel.
haha wow
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link
every Tesla is hand-assembled by junior software developers
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link
the worst timeline
lmao pic.twitter.com/V80oPmz2xs— diana thirst (@cocksailor) October 23, 2018
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link
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― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 5 November 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link
What? Is "Elon Musk" a sloppy anagram for "Nigerian Prince"?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link
Musk's first idea to fix LA's traffic was double- or triple-decking the 405, which they worked on for awhile but eventually rejected because the off-ramps would get too crowded with cars. 🤔#NLCLA— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 9, 2018
So the Mayor of Los Angeles just asked Elon Musk if he thinks cities should really be building high-speed rail anymore.Musk says no, they should not.To a room full of city leaders who are working on high-speed rail projects. #NLCLA— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 8, 2018
A good heuristic for understanding why high-speed rail is a workable and practical idea and triple-decker freeways over mountains is that many effective high-speed rail networks exist all over the world and there are zero triple decker freeways over mountains.— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) November 9, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 November 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link
Also, earthquakes
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 9 November 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
Musk wants to sell cars so duh
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:14 (five years ago) link
This fuckin' guy
― sleeve, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
elon musp
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
elon is his own failson something to think abt
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Thursday, November 8, 2018 9:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
good of mayor garcetti to provide him with a platform
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 November 2018 03:22 (five years ago) link
lol
Exclusive: NASA to launch safety review of SpaceX and Boeing after video of Elon Musk smoking pot rankled agency leaders https://t.co/woWjmEoa4C— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link
i'd never have guessed joe rogan would be the one to destroy elon musk but i'm okay with it tbh
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
damn nasa needs to chill and spark a fatty
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link
I dunno, Brooklyn has this cool triple-level roadway, created by proto-Musk Robert Moses, and it's never had any problems.
http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_chrisrobbins/92018BQEcantilever.jpg
― mick signals, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
*j/o motion*
Elon Musk’s Boring Company abandons plan for tunnel below Westside. https://t.co/ovqgXI36pw pic.twitter.com/upBHcz6cB3— Curbed LA (@CurbedLA) November 27, 2018
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link
los angeles's worst citizen vs los angeles's worst citizens. tough to pick a side.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link
Real sicka this guy
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk says people "must work at least 80 hours a week to make a difference." But research shows long workweeks aren't just bad for your health — they're also counterproductive pic.twitter.com/ROUB3OemGx— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 27, 2018
he's lost CBS news
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
what the fuck is wrong with him?
― crüt, Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link
he's making a difference what the fuck is wrong with you
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link
how many tunnels are you even digging rn
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link
or even trying to dig
or planning on digging
This guy lived at the end of my street when I was growing up.
He dug a lot of tunnels.
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2006/aug/08/communities.uknews
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 1 December 2018 07:54 (five years ago) link
lol 'i just have a big basement'
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 08:15 (five years ago) link
William h gass larper
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Saturday, 1 December 2018 08:19 (five years ago) link
everything went wrong when the moleman died
― mark s, Saturday, 1 December 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link
hot new ceo trend: going on tv and bawling over yr bad tweets
https: //twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1071921788035190784
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 11:49 (five years ago) link
link intentionally fucked cuz ilx is giving me poxy fule errors instead of embedding tweets again and i just couldn't wait to share this hot #content with everyone here
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link