kimmel's show>>>>>fallon's show
like, by miles
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Daly doesn't even have a typical late night set-up anymore. He's out and about with a camera man shooting segments on location. For regular interviews, he has a stage, but there's no desk anymore and, more importantly, no lame Joe Firstman-led studio band.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
lol you watch Carson Daly
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a weird show - it's not even mildly entertaining but i don't think anyone who is working for the show even knows what the point of the program is
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
lol Adult Swim isn't always a reliable alternative at that hour, and I've usually already watched Olbermann from the night before.
But Carson's really not that bad, honestly. He's not trying to be a "late night host" anymore with a monologue and shit. He's going out talking to musicians and street artists and authors and it's decent tv for that hour.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
the week that fallon premiered, daly was profiling a different musician each day and like showing live footage, and then the next week he was interviewing joey fatone in studio and now he's just like filming random shit around california
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
lol Adult Swim isn't always a reliable alternative at that hour
lol you try to watch Adult Swim after 12:30
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, I kind of love that NBC gives him $20 a week to do whatever he wants.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah carson dalys show is secretly kind of awesome sort of because no one has ever watched it
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
if im too lazy to get off the couch when daly comes on i turn on springer
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ hardcore
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
i know, let's talk about how bad jay leno, jimmy fallon and carson daly are
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
wasn't there a word for that sort of thing?
keep up, dude
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i think that word is posting
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
it begins with a c btw
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
ill discuss anything as long as it keeps gabbneb from posting in a thread
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
"chatting"
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i know, let's ignore gabbknob
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
"conversating"
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 2:31 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark
i much prefer "gabbfuckface"
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
well yeah, you're like 2 years old
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbfacial
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I much prefer not calling people names and actually getting on with the proposed ignoring.
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
ignoring what?
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not looking forward to Leno coming back--the dude did a Katrina joke the other night??? WTF??
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"cunt"
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i35.tinypic.com/fc68h4.gif
― kingfish, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"cockfarming"
http://videogum.com/archives/late-night/good-night-jay-leno-and-good-l_071842.html
like seriously???
Jokes about BILL CLINTON AND MONICA LEWINSKY? O.J. SIMPSON JOKES? Unbelievable. This guy is on TV? This guy gets to keep being on TV?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
What possible Katrina joke could you make now that wouldn't be way past its sell date other than the awesome one they did on "30 Rock"?
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
floating Itos
― josh fenderman (jeff), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
68 children. OK, that's cute. Except what is the point? I mean, every company over time will have employees that have kids. Traditionally, these kids are honored by being invited to the company's family picnic. There's just something megalomaniacal about somehow TAKING CREDIT for other people's children. Jay Leno is not responsible for these babies.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Leno also fit in a last shot at O.J. Simpson, another monologue favorite. In cleaning out his office today, the comedian said, "I found O.J.'s knife. I had it the whole time."
oooooh good one, Jay
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 2:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
also conan's monologue was weirdly bad last night - like a winehouse joke and a kirsty ally joke - i guess hollywood needs a new famous drunk crackhead and a new fat person
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:26 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe Mavis doesn't want kids and encourages Jay to sow his seed elsewhere!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
when they say that leno connects with people in the middle of the country they mean he connects with olds whose grasp of current events grows increasingly tenuous with each passing year.
― hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, it's not like conan's monologue has been chronically bad for years or anything
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought the kids thing was cute
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
floating itos
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
kirstie ally jokes are pretty lame but winehouse is fine--OJ and Katrina jokes are unacceptable
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
It was. I really think Jay's probably a super nice guy. I just think his comedy is DOA.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
also he's a hard worker
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
all I'm saying is someone ought to measure the chins on those babies, just to be sure
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
so how long until Conan loses the Tonight Show-type gags and starts introducing the stupid characters again?
I really think Jay's probably a super nice guy. I just think his comedy is DOA.
He's a nice guy right now but he was one of those guys who walked on everybody to get where they are and now is shocked to find a lot of people remember what he used to be like. For instance, remember the Bill Hicks joke?
― Cunga, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
The AM talk station I listen to in the mornings for traffic and weather on the 9's used to play this little segment at 7:45 called "Last Night on Leno", a sort of greatest-hits version of Leno's monologue from the night before. It was Leno being Leno, and just some cheese I had to sit through while waiting for the light to turn green.
But this morning, they played "Last Night on Conan", and let me tell you something: That guy's monologues kind of suck on TV, but they're downright pathetic when you're listening to only the audio.
"In other obvious music news, Amy Winehouse likes to take a drink."
― ···◊··· (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/leno.jpg
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
The Twitter Tracker bit was a modified carry-over from Late Night. And was still just as funny.
I hope they bring back Evil Puppy.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
For instance, remember the Bill Hicks joke?
I kind of hate listening to Bill Hicks. What was the joke?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
According to Google, some nonsense about Jay realizing the commercial slum his career had sunk into and blowing out his brains on The Tonight Show with the attendant splatter making a peacock on the back wall; "a company man to the bitter end".
btw reading this made me glad I was focusing on black comics during the heyday of Bill Hicks
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link