The term we use is “tansplaining”.
― gyac, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dro5TCJX0AIwilW.jpg
― piscesx, Saturday, 10 November 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link
https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/09/sainsburys-launches-brussels-sprouts-and-pigs-in-blankets-flavour-tea-8021096/amp/
I just wasn't made for these times.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 12 November 2018 13:23 (five years ago) link
I tried the sprout crisps. They were not good.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 November 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
Crisps I can understand (and Walkers have launched a variety pack of Christmas dinner flavours this year but without sprouts) but tea?
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 12 November 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link
Think it's supposed to be a joke present. Expect it will be 99% thrown away in January.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 November 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link
I don't know why but I am sure a list of all the crimes belongs in this thread. https://files.chippy.ch/pnc.txt
― woof, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link
C 4.5.53 PERSISTENTLY REFUSING TO MAINTAIN SELF
― closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 11:23 (five years ago) link
just scrap them all except for this one:
C 12.13.46.2 FAIL TO GIVE PRODUCE OBSERVE OR DO ANY NOTICE LICENCE RULE OR THING WHICH PERSON IS REQUIRED TO DO
― Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link
It's like Borges' Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge ... on acid!
You'd think these would cover all bases:
C 12.13.1.1 DOING ACT RESULTING IN CRUELTY TO ANIMALC 12.13.1.2 CAUSING ACT RESULTING IN CRUELTY TO ANIMALC 12.13.1.3 PROCURING ACT RESULTING IN CRUELTY TO ANIMALC 12.13.1.4 PERMITTING ACT RESULTING IN CRUELTY TO ANIMALC 12.13.1.5 DOING ACT RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.6 CAUSING ACT RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.7 PROCURING ACT RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.8 PERMITTING ACT RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.9 OMITTING TO DO ACT THEREBY RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.10 CAUSING OMISSION OF ACT THEREBY RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.11 PROCURING OMISSION OF ACT THEREBY RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.12 PERMITTING OMISSION OF ACT THEREBY RESULTING IN ANIMAL SUFFERING UNNECESSARILYC 12.13.1.13 CONVEYING OR CARRYING ANIMAL SO AS TO CAUSE UNNECESSARY SUFFERINGC 12.13.1.14 CAUSING ANIMAL TO BE CONVEYED OR CARRIED SO AS TO CAUSE UNNECESSARY SUFFERINGC 12.13.1.15 PROCURING ANIMAL TO BE CONVEYED OR CARRIED SO AS TO CAUSE UNNECESSARY SUFFERINGC 12.13.1.16 PERMITTING ANIMAL TO BE CONVEYED OR CARRIED SO AS TO CAUSE UNNECESSARY SUFFERING
but then:
C 12.13.37.1 MUTILATE KICK BEAT IMPALE STAB BURN STONE CRUSH DROWN DRAG ASPHYIATE A WILD MAMMAL W/I TO INFLICT SUFFERING
Why 'MAMMAL'?!
― Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 11:46 (five years ago) link
state as psychopathic demiurge that is sometimes struck with sudden obsessions - badgers, just completely fixating on badgers
― woof, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 11:51 (five years ago) link
C 5.10.271 USE BADGER TONGS IN COURSE OF KILLING BADGERC 5.10.272 USE BADGER TONGS IN THE COURSE OF TAKING BADGERC 5.10.274 USE BADGER TONGS IN THE COURSE OF ATTEMPTING TO TAKE BADGERC 5.10.292.1 USING BADGER TONGS IN THE COURSE OF KILLING OR TAKING OR ATTEMPTING TO KILL OR TAKE A BADGER
― Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 11:55 (five years ago) link
C 5.10.282 DISTURB BADGER WHEN IT IS OCCUPYING BADGER SETT
I thought you were joking
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link
C 5.5.24.1 TAKING FISH AT NIGHT - OTHER THAN BY ANGLING
Oh, so taking fish at night by angling is OK then?
C 5.5.24.2 TAKING FISH AT NIGHT BY ANGLING
Balls...
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
the word "sett" seems like proof if proof be need be badgers are in fact the most online animal
(yes possums are a kind of badger comments are closed)
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link
horse passports, must control horse passports
― woof, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:22 (five years ago) link
C 12.26.3.2 KICKING A BALL IN THE STREET
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
some of these read like v intense/grim oblique strategies
UTTER A LETTER DEMANDING WITH MENACES
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
B 8.2.1 EMBRACERY
So hugging is against the law now?
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link
embracery is the very foulest of deeds!
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
embracery is corruptly influencing a badger's verdict in a trial, via promise, persuasions, entreaties, money, entertainments or tongs
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link
Being a member of Embrace was outlawed to immense public acclaim in the mid-00s. Probably the best thing the Blair government ever did.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:35 (five years ago) link
i never knew i had committed so many crimes
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link
C 2.10.25 KEEPING A DISORDERLY HOUSE
gnna jordan peterson yr ass
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
C 4.12.1 PYRAMID SELLING
guess it's time to wind up my counterfeit-pyramid business 'dodgy gizas'
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
who writes these?
C 7.7.20 WANTONLY DISTURB INHABITANT BY PULLING/RINGING ANY DOORBELL OR KNOCKING ON ANY DOOR
C 7.7.22.1 MOLEST LET DISTURB VEX TROUBLE DISQUIET MISUSE ANY CLERGYMAN MINISTERING/ CELEBRATING ANY RITE/HOLY ORDER
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link
B 4.9.1 BIGAMY is admirably direct in its language tbf
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link
A 6.1.1.6 VIOLATING KING'S ELDEST DAUGHTER
only the eldest, mind
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link
This one gets me going a bit freeman, sovereign human being.
C 12.21.24.1 WHILST DRUNK VIOLENT QUARRELSOME OR DISORDERLY ON LICENCED PREMISES ON REQUEST TO LEAVE REFUSED TO DO SO
Pretty sure the right to shout "NO, YOU'RE BARRED" at a landlord is in Magna Carta.
― woof, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link
don't think it can have a comma in it tbf
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link
C 12.13.70.1 WRESTLING FIGHTING OR STRUGGLING WITH ANY UNTRAINED BULL
Strikes me there's a hole in this one.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link
A 1.1.1 GENOCIDE
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link
B 8.2.2 NOT FLAGGING BAD POSTS
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link
fp'd
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link
I've got "Sodomy" from that Peter Jackson muppet movie stuck in my head now
― two Barongs don't make a Wight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
an unusual location for sodomy to be stuck iirc
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link
POSSESSING OR CONTROLLING DEAD BADGER OR PARTS THEREOF
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link
DO AN ACT CALCULATED TO INDUCE DISAFFECTION
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
CORONER'S CORRUPTIONRECORDING GRINDCORE TRACK ENTITLED CORONER'S CORRUPTIONRECORDING GRINDCORE TRACK ENTITLED CORONER'S CORRUPTION WITH INTENT TO MOCK OFFENCES LISTMISREPRESENTING SYSTEMS OF CLASSIFICATION OF CARCASSES
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
FALSIFYING DOCUMENT IN ANTICIPATION OF WINDING-UP
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
A good indicator of the complexities of British common law is that there is an mid-way point between Unlawful Assembly and Riot called Rout but there is no evidence anyone has been charged with it in the last six hundred years.
C 11.6.67 HIRE A HANDCLAWC 11.6.68 LEND A HANDCLAWC 11.6.69 GIVE A HANDCLAW
Freddy Kreuger on notice.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
Have to allow for every possible way of levelling up
― two Barongs don't make a Wight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
C 11.6.88 HIRE OF HOLLOW KUBOTAN
One of the best prog-folk albums of the psychedelic era.
Massive sympathy with whoever has to track the latest weapons martial arts dorks are importing this year and wearily add every permutation of possession and supply to the list.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
Some good comes of it though.
Darren Day’s key ring “could kill”ACTOR Darren Day went on trial yesterday accused of carrying a potentially lethal weapon dubbed an “attitude adjuster” during a trip to Scotland last year.Prosecutor Neil Allan asked PC Fitzpatrick, lead trainer in officer safety at Lothian and Borders Police, what kind of damage a Kubotan could do if used to its full potential.The officer said: “Worst case scenario, I could kill somebody with that, absolutely.
ACTOR Darren Day went on trial yesterday accused of carrying a potentially lethal weapon dubbed an “attitude adjuster” during a trip to Scotland last year.
Prosecutor Neil Allan asked PC Fitzpatrick, lead trainer in officer safety at Lothian and Borders Police, what kind of damage a Kubotan could do if used to its full potential.
The officer said: “Worst case scenario, I could kill somebody with that, absolutely.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
That's just monstrous use of a biro
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link
C 12.11.1 ANY OFFENCE CONTRARY TO COMMON LAW NOT LISTED ELSEWHERElazy
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link
C 8.11.1 PERSONATING POLICE OFFICER C 8.11.1.1 IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICERIs this some flammable/inflammable nonsense?
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link
C 10.1.31 ALIEN CAUSING DISAFFECTIONhttps://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/005/341/279/large/lucirgo-ergo-alien.jpg
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link
Sorry i haven't slept in ages