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ive avoided both of them whenever possible for many years tbh

xp i regret otming the cary grant thing i do love him tbh

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

K-Pax, oh my god yeah. Horrendous

xxxp I know you love CG alfred and believe me I've tried! I just can't stand him

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

Film acting isn’t really acting

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

good not bond

coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

what's wrong with wood? It keeps you warm and is hard.

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

good horning!

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

But his titanic presence and legacy in American cinema make it obvious I'm missing something, or simply haven't seen him in anything I liked. Love Notorious and NXNW but don't like him in them. Can't stand His Girl Friday. I forget what else I've seen him in.

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

Cary grant has the best delivery of the word “oops” in all of cinema

coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

film acting can be good but often its not this is true

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

After, say, 1950 there's a sense in which Cary Grant reached max Grantness, therefore he didn't need to 'act.' But cinema performance isn't acting in any traditional way either -- it's the projection of a persona or humors (anger, sadness, charm, etc) that the camera happens to catch. Lots of stage actors are awful onscreen because they have no concept of what cameras capture.

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

You could put a batman mask on Daniel Craig and only need to change 10 lines in the film.

"And you are...?"

"Man. BAT Man."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

Film acting isn’t really acting

And this is a good thing because stage acting is the worst thing ever.

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

now there's a good movie, titanic

rip van wanko, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

Alfred please change my mind: best Cary Grant performances?

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

Can't stand His Girl Friday

ok i can't top this, humbled at last

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

Early Grant: Holiday, one of the queerest of films; he's beautifully modulated.

Middle Grant: Notorious

Late Grant: Charade

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

bond movies are just generic well-made Hollywood action movies these days

if they are well-made then why are they so incredibly bad

Cary Grant is very very good at saying words in front of a movie camera and being entertaining, whether or not he can ever be found doing anything technically classifiable as "acting"

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

if flapster doesn't like His Girl Friday this might be an unturnable ship

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

Read that as Eddy Grant: Holiday

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

this ship is set for port disappointment

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

I like screwball! Just not HGF

I will check out Holiday and Charade asap, Alfred.

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

saying words in front of a movie camera and being entertaining, w

all you need imo

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

The words are optional

coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

bringin up baby is one of the best comedies ever made

notorious is really bad

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

Cary Grant is the best actor in the history of movies.

Gene Hackman and Ed Harris are my top two. Grant was an ideal movie star (not the same thing as actor) for his era, but his style wouldn't fly today.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

notorious is really bad

??????????

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link

sorry i should be clearer

notorious is a bad, shoddy, lazy, nah fuck this of a movie

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

he means bad not good

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

to be absolutely clear

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

i miss gene hackman :(

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

last name is fitting tbh

rip van wanko, Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

thread delivers

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

aw no not gene! gene and dustin 4 lyfe

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

lol dustin is bad not good

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link

his style wouldn't fly today

now enjoying thinking of Grant replacing a prominent male actor in almost any new release I've seen this year, bar Leave No Trace

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

Hearts Beat Loud would certainly have been elevated by his presence, even if only in the Danson role

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

cary grant as the male lead in mandy would fucking rule

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

Cary Grant IS... Venom

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

Grant as the suspected serial-killer nice-guy cop neighbour in Summer of '84, instead of Rich Sommer

Grant as either the harried, struggling pizza place operator or the harried, at-one-point-decapitated-but-still-struggling mayor in Slice

Grant swaggering around, mocking Tom Cruise, and leaping out of planes

Grant being semi-swindled to some teenagers' back-of-a-bar film festival, instead of Burt Reynolds

Grant as a white cop whose voice and mannerisms Ron Stallworth has to imitate in order to convince redneck Klan members that he's a great guy

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

pls someone deepfake cary grant as thanos, stat

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

Grant wearing a grill and shouting at white people for gentrifying Oakland before pissing on their driveway

Grant as a DJ that Gillian Jacobs fucks in Ibiza

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

Cary Grant as Gaga in A Star is Born

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

Cary Grant-Man & The WASP

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

He'd make a good Deadpool.

Yerac, Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

Grant either as James Corden or as every single member of the heist team in Oceans 8, wearing all the same dresses

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

He'd make a good Deadpool.

he could be CGI-swapped in for Rob Delaney with no discernible impact on the film whatsoever

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

okay i'll admit that BlackGrantsman would actually be kind of amazing.... washington and driver struggling to precisely match their preposterous mid-atlantic affectations, creating a fictitous english actor named "cary grant" in order to infiltrate a well-concealed kkk cell in 1940s hollywood. topher grace as ronald reagan... it could work.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

BlackGrantsman

:D :D :D


also

"Well I say, my dear, can't you keep that baby hushed? There are giant ear-monsters out there, don't you know, and I'm trying to find something to listen to on the radio!"

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

dustin is great not bad nor good

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

he was good as screech in saved by the bell, true

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link


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