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aw no not gene! gene and dustin 4 lyfe

lol dustin is bad not good

his style wouldn't fly today

now enjoying thinking of Grant replacing a prominent male actor in almost any new release I've seen this year, bar Leave No Trace

Hearts Beat Loud would certainly have been elevated by his presence, even if only in the Danson role

cary grant as the male lead in mandy would fucking rule

Cary Grant IS... Venom

Grant as the suspected serial-killer nice-guy cop neighbour in Summer of '84, instead of Rich Sommer

Grant as either the harried, struggling pizza place operator or the harried, at-one-point-decapitated-but-still-struggling mayor in Slice

Grant swaggering around, mocking Tom Cruise, and leaping out of planes

Grant being semi-swindled to some teenagers' back-of-a-bar film festival, instead of Burt Reynolds

Grant as a white cop whose voice and mannerisms Ron Stallworth has to imitate in order to convince redneck Klan members that he's a great guy

pls someone deepfake cary grant as thanos, stat

Grant wearing a grill and shouting at white people for gentrifying Oakland before pissing on their driveway

Grant as a DJ that Gillian Jacobs fucks in Ibiza

Cary Grant as Gaga in A Star is Born

Cary Grant-Man & The WASP

He'd make a good Deadpool.

Grant either as James Corden or as every single member of the heist team in Oceans 8, wearing all the same dresses

He'd make a good Deadpool.

he could be CGI-swapped in for Rob Delaney with no discernible impact on the film whatsoever

okay i'll admit that BlackGrantsman would actually be kind of amazing.... washington and driver struggling to precisely match their preposterous mid-atlantic affectations, creating a fictitous english actor named "cary grant" in order to infiltrate a well-concealed kkk cell in 1940s hollywood. topher grace as ronald reagan... it could work.

BlackGrantsman

:D :D :D


also

"Well I say, my dear, can't you keep that baby hushed? There are giant ear-monsters out there, don't you know, and I'm trying to find something to listen to on the radio!"

dustin is great not bad nor good

he was good as screech in saved by the bell, true

thread rescued from some very furrowed-brow stanning there

topher grace as ronald reagan..

*signs executive order*

i liked him in That 70s Show, but he should have gone back to school or something 4 real

topher grace, the original screen venom, lest we forget

he was fine as David Duke

actually I liked him in Traffic too but he just played a rich kid so...

eh I'd fuck him

I leave the thread for an hour and come back to “BlackGrantsman” incredible

topher grace, the /original/ screen venom, lest we forget

lock this fucker rn

Cary Grant is the best actor in the history of movies.

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Misread this as Elwes and was very impressed by your controp skills.

i'm fucking dying @ blackgrantsman

Isn't George Clooney's entire persona just a Cary Grant imitation?

(whether it's a good or poor one is a different issue)

whoa... otm. I don't like Clooney either, for similar reasons

Charade is all-time.

Hackman and Ed Harris are my top two

Glenn Close, John Hurt and Ian Holm. Fite.

i fucking hate beards

I'm more perplexed by them. I have curly facial hair, and while I normally sport 2-3 day stubble, I can't go 7 days before the itching becomes unbearable.

Personally, I have enough Native American blood that I could only ever have grown a silly looking Fu Manchu. A full bushy beard was never an option for me. So, I still buy razors, and the skin I regularly exfoliate with them is baby ass smooth.

Somewhere I read of a study where hetero female preferences for facial hair leaned toward the atypical in a group of photos. If most where clean shaven, the beard or mustache would attract more interest, and vice versa. At one time during the beard fad I'd hoped that this would create a niche for me. Alas, facial hair or not can't make up for deep seated pessimism.

i fucking hate beards

― dub pilates (rushomancy

it's why I avoid hitting on men with wives and girlfriends

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santa was a vegetarian

I assume men wear beards either because of skin sensitivity to shaving, culture or because they have weak chins. Most beards look like they smell like a dog's cornchip feet, though.

Guilty on all counts, tbf.

my skin is bulletproof, my chin not what i hoped for. my beard isn't quite what i hoped for either.

oh fuck it, I'M really not what i hoped for but at least i have a fucking beard half the year.

I assume men wear beards either because of skin sensitivity to shaving, culture or because they have weak chins. Most beards look like they smell like a dog's cornchip feet, though.

Can't be bothered shaving?

IT LOOK GUD

yeah for me it's less "choosing to grow a beard" and more "just haven't shaved"

I just was searching for what length of hair constitutes a beard, but I guess the definition is more expansive than I thought. I am grossed out by half of these pics though.

Not because of the beard but because the guy wearing them are doucheforward.

i would have a beard if i could grow one as i never wet shave, instead i have perennial stubble from using a beard trimmer on its shortest setting every day or two.

big bushy beard as a fashion thing which has persisted from like, i dunno, 2004 major city hipsterdom to 2018 tech-dad who likes craft beer in your local suburb is obv lame and hopefully will be over soon

oh that's the same guy- he'll live for years.