Aint seen nuttin like it on them youtubes
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
I feel like I was told by my laser tech that guys usually got their back, butt cheeks and shoulders done. She also said they wouldn't do male buttholes at that specific place because it was generally too disgusting. Ha!
― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
Yerac, if you so desire to share, from your own personal experience, are we talkin bikini line or full blown bald as an eagle
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link
The guys? I think they just wanted their buttholes done. But the polish lady said "they are not clean."
― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link
Also, I had 4 body parts done during the whole groupon "oh, this is super cheap" phase. I wasn't exceptionally hairy or anything but I have always been super negligent about shaving and just didn't want to ever think about it again.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
2 armpits + 2 legs = no fun
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
i have a beard because shaving is a pain in the ass.
― ian, Wednesday, November 14, 2018 1:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
an ex preferred me clean-shaven, so i did that for a while, and it was fine, i don't mind how i like either way -- but for convenience, beard all the way
― gbx, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
xpost, I'm not you. I'm not talking about my dong area on a messageboard full of mostly dudes.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link
I’m fine with beards but Jesus Christ men need to realize that shit needs to be WASHED every day, not just rinsed with water. It smells gross, just like your head hair, if you don’t - except it’s worse than head hair bc it has food in it.
― just1n3, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link
^^^ otm thus my ignored comment about a lot of beards looking like they smell like a dog's frito feet.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link
I always smells nice but i agree het men aren’t good at keeping up w these things
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link
Dog’s paws smell great ON A DOG.
In the UK, the male depilation triple is known as ‘back, crack and sac’.
― suzy, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link
i'm too hairy though to both w/ shaving or lasers. we are mammals, embrace body hair imo. or don't, i dont really care either way.
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link
XpThat is hilariousGonna use it
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
things that need regularly cleaning are definitely buttholes, genitals, and beards. keep em clean even if you dont shower every day.
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
I knew a few men and women who had 3 minute showersI was grossed out bu just the thought of that
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link
Controp: ppl shower too much
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link
a three-minute shower is totally legit if you are getting the job done
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
If you don't have to let conditioner set, 3 minutes is enough time.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 4:59 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i agree. i don't really think soap or shampoo is needed more than once or twice a week. hot water is good at cleaning things.
something that is not good at cleaning things is plain toilet paper. once i had kids and had to wipe shit off of butts all day with baby wipes it occurred to me how useless plain toilet paper is. if plain toilet paper is all one uses to wipe a butt - if one is not using wet wipes or a bidet - then that butt is probably not that clean
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
sorry i know there is another thread for this, i can take it here instead ask a booty cleaner
we’ve established previously on ilxor dot com that nothing cleans a butt better than the smooth, absorbent feathers of a goose neck
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link
we've finally found out what this thread is good for
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link
There is a separate board for this sort of thing tbh.
― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link
Yeah aint no way im takin 3 min showersU guys prob smell and dont even kno it
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
lovin all this stinky butthole talk
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
Wut wut in the butt
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
yeah what the fuck, you can easily soap up and rinse in under 3 minutes and people wash their hair too much
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
you can shave yr own butthole you just gotta be fuckin delicate, touch like a feather
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link
* the part of poll threads where everybody posts their ballot is kind of a bummer and conversation-killer. but i know it brings joy to many! i'm bad at having controversial opinions.
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link
buttholes are surprisingly resilient, just putting that one out there without further comment
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link
i thought the groupon laser hair removal stuff wasn't legit
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link
I'm jealous of people who don't have to wash their hair every day and do it maybe once a week. Asian hair is too fine and gets greasy fast. It will start to smell like a dusty corner after one day.
The groupon laser things are fine. Just check the business reviews like anything else. Laser does sting a lot. It's like a snapping hot rubber band over and over and over and over...
― Yerac, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:15 (five years ago) link
if i ever get around to getting super buff i'll do it as a finishing touch
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:00 (five years ago) link
Lmao at dmac trying to pluck his ass hairs
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:48 (five years ago) link
omg this has turned into ilx's grodiest thread
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 15 November 2018 04:13 (five years ago) link
no controversy there
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 November 2018 04:15 (five years ago) link
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, November 14, 2018 9:13 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol not by half
― gbx, Thursday, 15 November 2018 05:10 (five years ago) link
I took rvw to mean among active threads. who can remember all the scatology of yesteryear?
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 November 2018 05:12 (five years ago) link
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:47 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2018 08:43 (five years ago) link
well considered and highly nuanced opinions on The Wire and The Sopranos etc are often pretty much like shaved buttholes, everyone on Ilx has got them etc..
― calzino, Thursday, 15 November 2018 08:52 (five years ago) link
I don’t think Lena Dunham deserves all the hate and mockery she gets
― just1n3, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link
poor timing
― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
Agreed, just1n3
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 26 November 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
The best Star Wars movie is The Last Jedi
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2018 04:18 (five years ago) link
hellll y4qh
― flappy bird, Thursday, 6 December 2018 05:09 (five years ago) link
Agreed! Not a fan of star wars, but watched them all with my son as it's his thing and it was the first one I genuinely enjoyed
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 December 2018 07:39 (five years ago) link
the best star wars movie is rogue one actually
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 08:30 (five years ago) link
which is the shortest one?
― biliares now living will never buey (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2018 08:57 (five years ago) link
r2d2 innit?
― calzino, Thursday, 6 December 2018 08:58 (five years ago) link