The Greatest Film of the Early '90s (1990-1995)

Exit to Eden

Encino Man and it wasn't a hard choice

i'm reading the Robin Williams bio right now, so whither Toys?

leslie nielsen was the best dracula

i never troll about important stuff like shit movies

I really really need to see footage from "The Misery Brothers Y2K," somebody find this for me

https://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/The-Misery-Brothers-Y2K/20376084

I have seen two (2) of these films, and decline to choose between them on the grounds that the poll is racist

I vote for the one where Jim Belushi cheats on his wife with Rene Russo just because he’s living in an alternate reality.

I remember really liking Taking Care of Business a lot when I was a kid.

Men in Tights

Forrest Gump is tedious, pandering, unpleasant, and unmemorable

I half-watched the Mortal Kombat movie with the volume quite low recently; I recommend that.

omg, the "you can't handle the truth" impersonation in the Misery Brothers is just so, so bad

Have seen 1 and 3/4 of these. Walked out of Exit to Eden about 3/4 through, so that means Encino Man is the winner.

I saw Beethoven, Forrest Gump, Freejack, The Jerky Boys: The Movie, Ladybugs, Mr. Destiny, Richie Rich and Taking Care of Business in theatres, and Ghost Dad at the drive-in (as a double feature with Bird on a Wire, which would have fit right in with this batch). Of those, I remember actually kind of enjoying Ladybugs and Taking Care of Business at the time, though I don't imagine that I'll make any effort to see either of them again. I would argue in my defence that 1990-1995 covers ages 11-16 for me, but in the same span I also went to theatres to see Dick Tracy, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, L.A. Story, The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Wayne's World, Death Becomes Her, Unforgiven, Matinee, Groundhog Day, Jurassic Park, In the Line of Fire, The Fugitive, The Age of Innocence, Schindler's List, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Se7en, Leaving Las Vegas and Toy Story, so its not like I was unable to distinguish good Hollywood product from bad. More likely it was a time in my life when going to see a movie--any movie--was a treat, and a lot of the time I was at the mercy of whatever friends or family wanted to see (I can't imagine that I will ever end up willingly seeing a worse movie The Jerky Boys in my lifetime).

But yeah, that's a pretty depressing list. Very few of those movies even manage to be awesomely bad in that way that is catnip to bad movie lovers (and of the ones that are, I'd very much include Forrest Gump alongside Nothing But Trouble and possibly Exit to Eden). They're just bland, forgettable mush.

TBF, that's pretty much exactly what I was going for.

This era is replete with both great + seminal flicks that form a large part of my cultural foundation and amazing cheese that was likewise formative. And I intentionally excluded some of the movies I disliked the most because I thought they might find some defenders. Was mostly looking to poll the cinematic equivalent of an unpleasantly moist and flavorless slice of bread.

Forrest Gump is tedious, pandering, unpleasant, and unmemorable

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 7:11 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post P

First 3 ok, callin BS on the last

that trailer for The Misery Brothers is the most appalling-looking thing I’ve seen in my life. There were so many atrocious comedies like that made in the early ‘90s that littered your average Blockbuster.

U may be right calstars, further reflection reveals I may be saddled with more fragments of that movie than I would care to be

In case it informs anyone’s vote:

Watched Street Fighter in black and white. Turns out it's actually a masterpiece? pic.twitter.com/SRHepX8QkT

— Ty Dunitz (@glitchritual) November 27, 2015

I have seen around two thirds of these. This is the type of garbage I'd rent on VHS as a tween or young teen.

Poor fuckin’ Ebert probably saw all of these.

I've seen/read some savage takedowns of it recently, but I haven't watched BABY'S DAY OUT since I was a kid and boy, me and my sister rented that on the regular and watched it maybe 30 times. So I voted for it.

leaning captain ron b/c even though it's lousy, it's got kurt russell. but i feel like i need to see encino man before i vote.

I did a lot of work to get this under fifty options

Be honest, you went with the lowest-rated films on IMDb or Rotten Tomatoes, didn't you?

Of the few movies on this list I have seen, several of them were because my then-boyfriend wanted to rent them. That's not THE reason he's my ex, but it certainly didn't weigh in his favor.

a bottom-50 from any site would be way less aesthetically coherent than this list

I actually did scour through lists of films in compiling this hand-picked list. Never underestimate my commitment to a completely ridiculous endeavor that most reasonable people would consider a waste of time and energy.

what could be more romantic than a candlelit viewing of a well-worn vhs copy of cool as ice xxp

Never underestimate my commitment to a completely ridiculous endeavor that most reasonable people would consider a waste of time and energy.

we've all seen your posts, we're under no illusions

if i recall, grodin was still on his game for at least the first beethoven. so maybe that.

xpost Recognition of the effort it takes to be so consistently exhausting makes it all worthwhile.

Poor fuckin’ Ebert probably saw all of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnNHmaIMYpg

I will grant that the presence of Grodin (who's in at least a few of these things) might elevate a movie which would otherwise be a pile of irredeemable garbage.

(Almost completely off the topic at hand because it's a fantastic movie, but I'd say that Grodin's role in The Great Muppet Caper is among the top five comic performances of the '80s.)

Fun fact about Freejack: among its cast is tenor saxophonist/composer George Coleman, former sideperson for Miles Davis, Max Roach, Jimmy Smith, and many others.

voting for Mr. Doubtfire

You just made me think way too much about what the plot of Mr. Doubtfire might entail. Thank you very much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOSyTWu-Og

Sincerely almost posted that gif, glad we're of like minds.

You just made me think way too much about what the plot of Mr. Doubtfire might entail. Thank you very much.

― My mother set great store by that microwave oven! (Old Lunch), Thursday, November 15, 2018 12:20 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

best movie of the 90s imo

I guess we actually did split off into an alternate timeline after all.

we live in a timeline where Dollman vs. Demonic Toys is real, but Mr. Doubtfire is not.

missing this masterpiece
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOWVhZWNlZjMtNDM1Zi00ZjhkLWFkYTAtNWZjZTVmNDM1MWUzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzU0NzkwMDg@._V1_.jpg

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heey buuuuuuuuuuuuddy

voted Freejack, which I haven't seen, because that bit where Estevez slams his in-car video-call closed but it pops open again for 1 second so Jagger can laugh at him is better than any 1-second bit in Performance

I don't know if I could ever watch Freejack because for some reason whenever I think of it I think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoGofvVhKTo

It's unfair, I know, but I would be disappointed to discover that his Freejack character didn't berate the poor for being lazy.

Street Fighter 1 - 0 Mortal Kombat is insane and a travesty and I might've been the Street Fighter vote oh no

Where is Schindler's List?

Ah, knew I forgot one!