I'm having trouble fitting some of these clauses into the John Lennon song
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
It's easy if you try.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link
the clauses are correct, it is j. lennon who was wrong
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link
65.6 millin years ago
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
I like the asshole mammals in the first one. Also I regret not arranging them in story order - brontos, then "millin", then death eternal.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link
"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."
just celebrating the end of the 100 million years war!
― calzino, Monday, 19 November 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link
this thread is a blessing
― macropuente (map), Monday, 19 November 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link
Proto-mellivora capensis don't care.
― Hideous Lump, Monday, 19 November 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link
or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (yesterday) Permalink
I think that one is probably more like "Damnit! I was just about to eat!"
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 04:41 (five years ago) link
the last one is very "For all my powers, I could not save _____": An image thread
― soref, Monday, 19 November 2018 07:41 (five years ago) link
:( :(
saddest thing I’ve drawn pic.twitter.com/gm9TVa2dye— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) November 27, 2018
― mark s, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
lol, that's good. very Perry Bible Fellowship.
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link
the whole thread there is good
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ds-38kTXgAAbdwc.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47394697_10212855693010333_4886203998522048512_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=06a2a85be427b25bf4de34c7f471b4ae&oe=5C69E391
― nickn, Saturday, 8 December 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link
i've been thinking about the atlantic article upthread about the 'bad weekend' theory and the deccan volcanoes and the 72-year-old woman at princeton every day since i read it two weeks ago.
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 December 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link
readable (subs only) LRB piece abt the event, complete with nice pictures: https://www.lrb.co.uk/v41/n01/francis-gooding/what-lives-and-what-dies
https://cdn.lrb.co.uk/assets/edillus/good08_4101_04.jpg
― mark s, Saturday, 5 January 2019 10:58 (five years ago) link
feathered microraptor^^^ (or more correctly "chinese dragon") from liaoning fossil beds in north-eastern china
― mark s, Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link
v fancy lad
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:56 (five years ago) link
Was just at the museum of natural history earlier last week and clearly I don’t know much about dinos because I was amazed that some had feathers!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link
that t-rex was basically a hu-u-uge hen with teeth makes the mother much more scarier imo.
― calzino, Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGOQ1Igy6Do
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 January 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
(if you hang a tail of the right weight on a chicken, it walks like a T. rex)
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 January 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
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― soref, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link
Perfect for dinosaur lovers.
Man, what kind of art do they have available for dog lovers?
― pplains, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/be/8f/4fbe8ff135f948261fcce1bfac097c54.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1a/e2/e9/1ae2e9c1e8f1df6433ed8db1f7240276.jpg
― soref, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link
this Painting features single or multiple panels displaying a beautiful Meteorite falling on the earth at dinosaurs age killing them. Perfect for dinosaur lovers.
That's pretty fucking insensitive IMO. Tone-deaf at best.
Imagine "This Painting of John Wilkes Booth is the perfect gift for Abraham Lincoln fans."
"Japanophiles adore our Mushroom Cloud Lithographs."
"Baby seal lovers are raving about our Bloody Club Replicas."
― Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 January 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link
it's better to burn out than to fade away
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link
I bought one of these the other day, have not consumed yet:https://untappd.akamaized.net/site/beer_logos_hd/beer-2663756_229a8_hd.jpeg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
inevitable and (inevitably) bad:
https://i.redd.it/2kwjhz8odlp11.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 24 March 2019 12:41 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfKKsQ4XUAAr2rE.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 24 March 2019 12:45 (five years ago) link
good morning pic.twitter.com/zAMIRwHMX1— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) April 1, 2019
― Neil S, Monday, 1 April 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link
big mood tbh
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 13:41 (five years ago) link
kind of lol, mostly sad
― Neil S, Monday, 1 April 2019 13:42 (five years ago) link
In every artist's depiction of a meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, there's always one T-Rex looking up at it like "That can’t be good." pic.twitter.com/AoOZYe0hzc— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) March 31, 2019
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link
This recent (great) New Yorker piece made me think of this thread:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died
Those opening paragraphs are a real eye-opener.
― ryan, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
this thread is better and jake vig can bug-off
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link
https://news.berkeley.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/inundation750.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:27 (five years ago) link
It's morning in dino-America.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 12:52 (five years ago) link
― ryan
oh boy, the scientific community is very much all aflutter about that guy
― Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:26 (five years ago) link
xp Triceratops-y-turvy
― Neil S, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aLcrrf8.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link
wow ok
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
wow, just like that new yorker article
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link
meteor w/o the dinosaurs, world of science having a normal one:
This is what it would look like if the biggest asteroid in the Solar System collided with Earth.Credit: Discovery Channel pic.twitter.com/Yoy9AxO2Gz— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) May 9, 2019
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:02 (five years ago) link
one in the face for the "meh, it was the Deccan mega-eruptions that took out the dinosaurs" crew. Even though that fucker there was obv much bigger than the chicxulub impact.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link
rip big man, heaven needed the planet that invented churros
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
if you really want to experience it like the dinosaurs did, you need the simulated audio track. nice work discovery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU1QPtOZQZU
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link
http://www.nikkei-science.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/24eb4731f277dd3424e6383e77c8b88d.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pCYi96djruY/hqdefault.jpg
http://www.jplnet.com/art/univers/dinosau.jpg
https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/264338363605_/INCOMING-ASTEROID-Raw-Folk-Art-Brut-Painting-Outsider.jpg
― soref, Friday, 28 June 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link
The video with the Pink Floyd soundtrack is strangely moving and soothing !
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 28 June 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link