O_O jeff!
― k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
did anyone else lol at the riffing on "In The Year 2000" before they started the sketch
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought the 2000->3000 thing was awkward and lame and it seemed like the audience thought so too
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 June 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I wasn't sure it was going to work as "3000" but by the time it was over I was fine with it.
Also, glad to see they're bringing back Max-as-perv gags.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Meantime, Nikki Finke has gossip and thoughts.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Juicy!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Cry me a river, evil-chin.
After the way he screwed Letterman, any poor treatment now is just karma.
― Hatfail of Hollow (Nicole), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Since this has sort of turned into a general late night thread, who's placing odds on Jon Stewart taking over for Letterman when his run is over? CBS and Comedy Central are Viacom bedfellows, and I can't think of a single candidate more primed for the job right now (excepting Colbert, which could be fun if he carried over the character).
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
x-post -- But his happy marriage. (No, seriously.)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
How did he screw Letterman?
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Who would do "The Daily Show"?
ugh I just imagined "Glenn Beck"
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Helen Kushnick did it, really. Seen Late Shift? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116835/
xp
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
CHAPPELLE, BITCHES
by the time Letterman is ready to quit, Stewart will be in his 50s. Without the news-spoof template, I don't see a network betting on someone that old.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Didn't CBS only extend Dave's contract by 1 year recently? He's only a sure thing through 2010 I think.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"The Late Show with Demetri Martin"
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"The Late Show with Dr Morbius!"
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
WOULD SEE
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
totally
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
first show, Seth Rogen & Sec of State Hillary Clinton
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
oh wow the number of nicknames generated per hour would be A+
― sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
favorite segment would be morbs stalking around brooklyn with a camera crew trying to k.o. hillbillies
― gangsta hug (omar little), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Cobble Hillbillies
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
okay yes, would absolutely watch this
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
yes pleaseeee
― k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
"Stick around, because after the break we have some guests I despise coming up, and everything else on TV is worthless!"
― sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
One episode of the Morbs show would be more entertaining than a lifetime of Jimmy Fallon.
― Hatfail of Hollow (Nicole), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Instead of a house band, there would be a white noise machine.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Would there be a sidekick?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
or JW?
jw is totally the paul schaffer of the band
― josh fenderman (jeff), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
ethan
― k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Can't wait for Dr. Morbius to interview some b-list actor, spend 5 minutes excoriating their latest project, then admit he didn't actually watch it.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
He'd be more honest than most late night hosts that way.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I have to say, my favorite movie press tour is still Kelly Clarkson begging people to not see "From Justin To Kelly".
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I still need to watch that.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The movie is set during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Texan singing waitress Kelly Taylor meets Pennsylvanian college student Justin Bell, and they fall for each other, and various romantic complications ensue. Kelly's friend Kaya falls in love with charming busboy Carlos; Kelly's other friend, Alexa, schemes to keep Justin and Kelly from meeting; Justin's friend Brandon is always getting on the wrong side of a sexy beach patrolwoman; and Justin's other friend, Eddie, tries to hook up with a cyberpal.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the phrase "hot garbage" was invented specifically for "From Justin To Kelly".
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Sounds like a thrill ride unparalleled!
I wonder if there was ever a Clay/Ruben movie in the works.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm sure somewhere on the internet there is an all too detailed story treatment for just that combination.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I recall somehow vaguely enjoying "From Justin to Kelly," maybe on one of those Sunday afternoons where there's food within reach of the couch, but I do recall thinking it could have used more of Clarkson looking hot
― nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
(been xposted by Ned into irrelevance but I don't care, I'm posting this anyway)
Actually had this been successful and spawned an entire series of AI finalist movies, that would have been hilarious!
"From Clay to Ruben""From Diana to Fantasia""From Bo to Carrie""From Katherine to Taylor" <---- LOL"From Blake to Jordin""From David to David""From Adam to Kris" <--- sure this slashfic already exists
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
morbs' sidekick is dennis perrin, obv
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
head writer
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
woah gabb, you're Dennis Perrin??????
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
(I mean, I know it was an American Idol family-friendly movie, and part of the appeal of Clarkson is that she is not a sexpot by temperament or anything, but there is something odd about doing a beach movie in the new millennium that does not throw slightly more of a bone to the segment of the audience that finds the star attractive)
― nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess they figured the audience would be throwing enough bones of their own
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually I take that back, that is a horrible thing to ask for and I apologize
― nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link