Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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yes. my dream is that lindsay lohan will google herself and stumble on her (key word: "stumble") and give us a tell-all about fez and the herbie movie

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

That story makes Fey and Greene sound like John Cassavetes.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:25 (twenty years ago)

No, this is Frankie Muniz with big tatties

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/amandawenk7.jpg

Life is so unfair...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Who the hell is that?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Frankie Muniz with big tatties.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:44 (twenty years ago)

(it's called "Show Properties", son.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Frankie Muniz - got some big-ass titties

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Frankie Muniz with big tatties has a fanclub, apparently.

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:52 (twenty years ago)

haha they took http://populargirl.ytmnd.com/ down!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:20 (twenty years ago)

ok so you can click the "nsfw" link but it's still a tad funny

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:21 (twenty years ago)

Actually there's a pic of her half-naked in VF.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:25 (twenty years ago)

jpg

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:38 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Ally, I am so with you.

― Dan ("Wenk" Can't Be A Real Name) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

People don't have any standards anymore, is all I can come to, staring at the only person in the universe who can accurately be described as "Frankie Muniz with cartoon titties." What the fuck.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

i love amanda wenk's boobies

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

I have never felt older.

― Dan (Ew Ew Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

oh god. i put off looking, and then i looked.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I've never felt straighter.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

wtf

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

where's that jake gyllenhaal thread?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Listen, I'm sorry, but that girl is no Lindsay Lohan. Quite frankly she's no Frankie Muniz either.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

btw, i dropped the frankie/malcolm joke on july 28, 2004

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

5:22 PM

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

What, you didn't get your medal? We sent it July 29, 2004 via FedEx.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Wenk is cute!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I didn't think Mean Girls was all that great.

― 3 years too late (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

So are treasure trolls and pugs but I don't wanna fuck 'em.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

nick southall be riding my coat tails

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh I see. I think it was a commonly known fact that Lindsay and Frankie look a little alike though, I mean for a long time now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

not in england. i thought nick had made an original zing :0(

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I think we should all just go ahead and shun Nick now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/165500/165620TYCx_w.jpg http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Emmys2001/Clips/Images/f_muniz.110401.jpg http://www.movie-gurus.com/review_images/american_image.jpg

― Dan (The Full Triumverate) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

haha i hate you dan

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

What is that picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt doing up there??

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

For jess:
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/l/lindsaylohan/photos/lindsay-lohan-004.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

I think it was a commonly known fact that Lindsay and Frankie look a little alike though, I mean for a long time now.

yeah since july 28, 2004

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

i bet she isn't really even on the phone in that pic

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

She was talking to me actually. I wish she'd stop doing crank calls.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

But but the freckles have all been hidden/airbrushed and she's got a spray tan. Sadness.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/transformation/050926/llohan.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

i bet her piss tastes like cough syrup

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

But but the freckles have all been hidden/airbrushed and she's got a spray tan. Sadness.

http://www.hevanet.com/dariusg/images/sadeness.jpg

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_2415_1.jpg

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

c on ul

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

from the vanity fair article: "“Don’t ever say this to me, ‘Are you O.K.?’ It’s like Yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine.”

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

dude lindsay we're trying to HELP

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

is it too late to put her in my dead pool?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

La Lohan needs Live Through This.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

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