Leno Replaces Conan on Tonight Show...

How did he screw Letterman?

Who would do "The Daily Show"?

ugh I just imagined "Glenn Beck"

Helen Kushnick did it, really. Seen Late Shift? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116835/

xp

Who would do "The Daily Show"?

CHAPPELLE, BITCHES

by the time Letterman is ready to quit, Stewart will be in his 50s. Without the news-spoof template, I don't see a network betting on someone that old.

Didn't CBS only extend Dave's contract by 1 year recently? He's only a sure thing through 2010 I think.

"The Late Show with Demetri Martin"

"The Late Show with Dr Morbius!"

WOULD SEE

totally

first show, Seth Rogen & Sec of State Hillary Clinton

oh wow the number of nicknames generated per hour would be A+

favorite segment would be morbs stalking around brooklyn with a camera crew trying to k.o. hillbillies

Cobble Hillbillies

first show, Seth Rogen & Sec of State Hillary Clinton

okay yes, would absolutely watch this

yes pleaseeee

"Stick around, because after the break we have some guests I despise coming up, and everything else on TV is worthless!"

okay yes, would absolutely watch this

One episode of the Morbs show would be more entertaining than a lifetime of Jimmy Fallon.

Instead of a house band, there would be a white noise machine.

Would there be a sidekick?

gabbneb

or JW?

jw is totally the paul schaffer of the band

ethan

Can't wait for Dr. Morbius to interview some b-list actor, spend 5 minutes excoriating their latest project, then admit he didn't actually watch it.

He'd be more honest than most late night hosts that way.

I have to say, my favorite movie press tour is still Kelly Clarkson begging people to not see "From Justin To Kelly".

I still need to watch that.

The movie is set during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Texan singing waitress Kelly Taylor meets Pennsylvanian college student Justin Bell, and they fall for each other, and various romantic complications ensue. Kelly's friend Kaya falls in love with charming busboy Carlos; Kelly's other friend, Alexa, schemes to keep Justin and Kelly from meeting; Justin's friend Brandon is always getting on the wrong side of a sexy beach patrolwoman; and Justin's other friend, Eddie, tries to hook up with a cyberpal.

I think the phrase "hot garbage" was invented specifically for "From Justin To Kelly".

Sounds like a thrill ride unparalleled!

I wonder if there was ever a Clay/Ruben movie in the works.

I'm sure somewhere on the internet there is an all too detailed story treatment for just that combination.

I recall somehow vaguely enjoying "From Justin to Kelly," maybe on one of those Sunday afternoons where there's food within reach of the couch, but I do recall thinking it could have used more of Clarkson looking hot

(been xposted by Ned into irrelevance but I don't care, I'm posting this anyway)

Actually had this been successful and spawned an entire series of AI finalist movies, that would have been hilarious!

"From Clay to Ruben"
"From Diana to Fantasia"
"From Bo to Carrie"
"From Katherine to Taylor" <---- LOL
"From Blake to Jordin"
"From David to David"
"From Adam to Kris" <--- sure this slashfic already exists

morbs' sidekick is dennis perrin, obv

head writer

woah gabb, you're Dennis Perrin??????

(I mean, I know it was an American Idol family-friendly movie, and part of the appeal of Clarkson is that she is not a sexpot by temperament or anything, but there is something odd about doing a beach movie in the new millennium that does not throw slightly more of a bone to the segment of the audience that finds the star attractive)

I guess they figured the audience would be throwing enough bones of their own

Actually I take that back, that is a horrible thing to ask for and I apologize

"From David to David"

This could be one of those body switcheroo movies.

Most boring body-switch movie ever -- they'd just look at each other and be like "oh, hey, man, this is pretty similar to before"

David A would finally have pubes, though.

ain't nobody's sidekick, honey. i'm gabbneb, bitch.

Much more likely that the entire movie would be about Cook attempting to track down Archuleta in order to force him to switch back; going from "monkey-faced trim magnet" to "Daddy's little punching bag" can't be an easy transition.

xp: okay of all possible responses that is probably the one I expected the least

yeah lol im trying to think if it's some reference to something i'm not getting

all I'm seeing now is Britney Spears on the other side laughing her ass off at ILX

"Gawd, they STILL haven't figured it out? HAHAHAHAHA"