US Politics December 2018: ~very legal and very cool~

Surprisingly they were just several hundred pages of someone's xeroxed butt.

knew it

Rudy Giuliani via text to ⁦@politico⁩ on tonight’s Flynn filing: “Wow big crime for a SPECIAL WHATEVER maybe a group of Angry Bitter Hillary Supporters who are justifying themselves by the goal justifies the means....Over the top In ethical behavior.” pic.twitter.com/5fZhFCNTVV

— Darren Samuelsohn (@dsamuelsohn) December 5, 2018

makes drinking motion

That’s beyond sad.

he's running

from the law

*mimes trump handing phone back to giuliani*

lol

oh look "security expert" Rudy Giuliani shows you how to do a special "dark web scan", courtesy of Experian. pic.twitter.com/8DIlUY56Lu

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 6, 2018

Mueller = just so fresh, so clean pic.twitter.com/W2jDBpStgx

— Harrison Mooney (@HarrisonMooney) December 5, 2018

I think I'd be willing to sacrifice a limb for the opportunity of watching Giuliani defend Trump on federal charges. Like just a regular ol' televised trial. I'm certain that it would be a breathtaking spectacle.

i imagine one could overhear a reasonable facsimile of rudy's defence at any time just by visiting any american geriatric living facility

I knew I'd heard a variation of that Rudy text somewhere before.

free paul manafort!

Did people wind up suing U2 after they imposed their free lp on everybody using i-tunes or whatever.
Just wondering what recourse you might have if you bought something & got a free Paul Manafort. Do you just shed it with the other surplus packaging as you leave the shop?

edge-y!

good morning!

and i hope a good day. last time soetero spoke with mr. trump in the audience was the 2011 white house correspondence dinner iirc and look what happened

our big wet boy is excited about his field trip

Looking forward to being with the Bush family. This is not a funeral, this is a day of celebration for a great man who has led a long and distinguished life. He will be missed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 5, 2018

pretty sure it is in fact a funeral

another falsehood from president lies!!!

FPed you for using "wet" in connection with Drumpf

you'd prefer 'moist'?

humid 'n' tumid

as a scientist, i can say that when i observe these two fragments in such proximity -

Looking forward to being with the Bush family. This is not a funeral, this is a day of celebration

- it basically means "looking forward to going to Bush's funeral", which he then fixed by making sure to reframe it as a day of celebration

which it is

*cleans glasses*

Can we get a photoshop of Trump inappropriately pumping his fist at Bush's funeral? Or should we just wait for the actual pics?

"That's it, now you've gone too far with your insults! I'll show you ... "
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1070287200590290945/OH56Ow_A?format=jpg&name=600x314

Truly the best thing about twitter is it allows the powerful to speak directly to us and thereby demonstrate that 92% of them are addled cretins https://t.co/DKf5NfCr3C

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) December 5, 2018

Can we get a photoshop of Trump inappropriately pumping his *redacted* at Bush's funeral?

As unfiltered outlets for hateful propaganda go, Twitter has been very very unfair to President Trump, and it's been very sad to witness the unfairness.

"The same thing-period no space-occured later and it didn't happen"

???

ahahahaha he's talking about that accidental G20 link from a day or two ago

this fuckin guy

ahhh ofcourse, ty! lmao

that's trump's cyber-security adviser rudolph giuliani, he def knows what he's talking about

it's the time magazine reference which is really baffling to me, wtf are his brain worms getting at with that

Yes, Twitter made that happen, not a geriatric using a device/platform he can't quite wrap his mind around.

The same thing occurred later and it didn't happen.

I think the site got taken down, iirc the link no longer works?

haha no i just checked it still works, updated with a link to the flynn stuff and rudy still hasn't deleted the original tweet lmao

NEW: Trump has told aides he doesn’t care about the national debt in part because when it becomes truly untenable he will be out of office. https://t.co/tMJ5k5hiTl

Via @swin24 and @lachlan

— Sam Stein (@samstein) December 5, 2018

DON: Well, yeah.

Lol

TBF, isn't kicking the can down the road like conservatism 101?

W famously told an aide "I'll be gone"

Now you see why he put the city's war room in the World Trade Center? https://t.co/19kKLOMeJ5

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) December 5, 2018

Somebody redid the Person of the year Trump cover of Time as Arsehole of the year.
One where he's seated in a cinema chair or whatever. Turning to face you, chair facing away from you.
So i think it's been circulating as a meme.

Ahh, okay. So then the great-grandpas of the world are forwarding it to one another and mistaking it for an actual magazine cover, makes sense.

what is it about boomer brains specifically that has made them so susceptible to crumbling like feta cheese when exposed to social media

> Twitter allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message.

wow, this makes me wonder what kind of security expert he is

Which was Trump's fake Time cover? Was it the original of that one anyway. I just remembered there was some scandal about him having a framed fake Time cover up in a couple of places a couple of years ago.
Would make it funnier possibly if Giuliani hadn't recognised the history of that one.

Trump otm

tbh making anything that looks like a link into a link is a bad design choice that mostly exists to baffle grandpas