US Politics December 2018: ~very legal and very cool~

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TBF, isn't kicking the can down the road like conservatism 101?

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

W famously told an aide "I'll be gone"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

Now you see why he put the city's war room in the World Trade Center? https://t.co/19kKLOMeJ5

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) December 5, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

Somebody redid the Person of the year Trump cover of Time as Arsehole of the year.
One where he's seated in a cinema chair or whatever. Turning to face you, chair facing away from you.
So i think it's been circulating as a meme.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

Ahh, okay. So then the great-grandpas of the world are forwarding it to one another and mistaking it for an actual magazine cover, makes sense.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

what is it about boomer brains specifically that has made them so susceptible to crumbling like feta cheese when exposed to social media

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

> Twitter allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message.

wow, this makes me wonder what kind of security expert he is

koogs, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

Which was Trump's fake Time cover? Was it the original of that one anyway. I just remembered there was some scandal about him having a framed fake Time cover up in a couple of places a couple of years ago.
Would make it funnier possibly if Giuliani hadn't recognised the history of that one.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

Trump otm

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

tbh making anything that looks like a link into a link is a bad design choice that mostly exists to baffle grandpas

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

I applied for one of those anti-Trump cards but I hear they're harder to get than blue checkmarks

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

really not looking forward to the MSM slobbering all over Trump cuz he managed to sit through an entire funeral without shitting his big boy pants

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

oh god totally

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

he didn't wear his glittery party hat or anything, it's truly the day he becomes presient

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

DEVELOPING: After election losses, Republicans in Wisconsin Senate push through bill just before sunrise that is designed to empower the GOP-controlled Legislature and weaken the Democrat replacing the outgoing Republican governor; Assembly vote to come. https://t.co/x69Dat25Gu

— NBC News (@NBCNews) December 5, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

one last fuck you from scott walker, what a shitheel

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

fucking disgusting

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

oh sweet!

In one concession, Republicans backed away from giving the Legislature the power to sidestep the attorney general and appoint their own attorney when state laws are challenged in court. An amendment to do away with that provision was part of a Republican rewrite of the bill, made public around 4:30 a.m. after all-night negotiations.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

see, they're willing to reach across the aisle, what's the big deal

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

Is there a particular address in WI where we can send torches and pitchforks, or are there maybe like drop-off bins at the border?

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

Can we throw together a covert op to kidnap Scott Walker until the new governor is seated so he can't sign any of this?

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

if anyone has access to an orbital railgun platform, the address of the governer's mansion is easily googled

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

IIRC when struck by orbital lasers scott walker will just mutate into a titanic blob of flesh and machinery consuming all social services and human decency in its path

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

Not to get all 'dewy-eyed naïf' up in this piece, but I don't even know how government can play-act at representing the will of the people when they pull shit like this.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

so doc c, you're saying walker was hit by orbital lasers seconds after being elected

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

cause "The People" exist mainly in their own mind

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

Here's one of the guys who wrote twitter's code lolling at Rudy:

Hey @tw and @bcherry, remember all the debates we had about the linkifying regex around edge cases like this? Rudy is super upset with us for "https://t.co/3YnF3iGucu"

Rudy, if you don't like it this behavior, put spaces after periods or send patches to https://t.co/CLidW5MrZX https://t.co/btByWkExYF

— Patrick Ewing (@hoverbird) December 5, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

I don't even know how government can play-act at representing the will of the people when they pull shit like this.

They don't want to have to play-act, they want to do this stuff under the rug and hope nobody notices. They didn't succeed. Getting the election moved to benefit their supreme court candidate was a big goal and that got killed once people got wind of it. This is dirty as hell but they can't really change the fact that there's going to be a new governor and a new attorney general and a lot of things are going to be fundamentally different around here for the next four years at least. And they are cementing their reputation as the dirty party in the process. I think this is a mistake for them in the long term.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

counterpoint: there is no long term

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

If they ram this through, do the Dems have enough legislative votes to reverse it next year?

WmC, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

i feel like this is exactly the type of move that feels good in the present but will backfire on them

omar little, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

https://thehill.com/policy/finance/419527-exclusive-consumer-bureau-analysis-says-name-change-could-cost-firms-300

tl;dr mick mulvaney wants to change the name of the CFPB to "BCFP". the adminstative burden of this will cost banks $300m. cry me a river, but these administration people are so weird (as well as stupid).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

If they ram this through, do the Dems have enough legislative votes to reverse it next year?

No. If that were the case, there would be no point. The idea is that thanks to the current district lines, which among other things fold large chunks of (Democratic) Milwaukee county into hard-red suburban districts, Dems would have to win the statewide vote by 8 points or so in order to get an Assembly majority. That's more than Walker ever won by. The legislature is trying to grab power for itself because it's the only branch of the government that's successfully immunized itself from public anger.
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Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

xp arbitrarily changing the names of things and other twiddling is an economic stimulus/job creation tactic, surely

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

it’s a ‘desperately trying to look busy’ tactic, sure

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

Not much different than corporations reconfiguring initiatives and retitling divisions in order to highlight new executive 'achievements'.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

the agency doesn't match the name described in the bill, we need to make it technically correct: the best kind of correct

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

I posted this elsewhere but might as well ask here as well, any details welcome.

It's so despicable and infuriating that we can declare a national holiday with ~24 hours notice (totally screwing over many thousands of people in the process due to disrupted mail delivery) because a vile mass murderer died, yet Election Day remains a regular workday. I would love more info about this disgusting abuse of power if people can provide details - who signed this order, how did it happen? This has Miller written all over it.

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

uhhhh... it’s happened every time a president’s died for awhile now.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

link?

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_day_of_mourning

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

that doesn't say anything about shutting down the government, just flags at half-mast.

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

I became a Fed in 2006, so I can’t speak for anything earlier than that, but I got a day off today and when Ford died.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

weird, there are zero details about any Ford-related shutdowns here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_and_state_funeral_of_Gerald_Ford

just another "National Day Of Mourning" with no details...

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

Ah thanks, what a bunch of bullshit. My point about Election Day stands, and I can now assume that Trump ordered this directly.

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

Over the top In ethical behavior

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

wonder how different today would be if it were jimmy carter who'd died

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

otm

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

national new peanut tariff day

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link


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