US Politics December 2018: ~very legal and very cool~

psyched to see trump get pelted with batteries tbh

He should parachute in!

Just like he trained for in Vietohwait.

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i bet one of the only things trump is good at is farting

one might say it's his manaforte

Dems' national lead in House votes just surpassed 9.7 million (now 8.6%). Largest midterm raw vote margin ever; largest % margin since 1986. https://t.co/0pm7oW1pFE

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) December 6, 2018

I really don't care one way or the other if someone says or doesn't say a prayer at a funeral, but imagine the avalanche of "He's a Muslim!" shit we'd have to sit through if Obama had been the one to not recite the Apostles' Creed during a Presidential Funeral.

Carter's lite Reaganism is too depressing to write an entire book about.

Good retiree, though.

I lo ove satan

Oops rong thred

Satan is pretty fucking cool I admit. My watching of 5 episodes of the new Sabrina have convinced me.

A suprisingly thorough story, given the source, about how Bill Nelson lost just enough Hispanic voters.. Worth the read.

Twice I flipped channels to NPR today, and both times weren't they just yammering on about how ex-presidential deaths do wonders to the unite the country. This struck me as some bullshit. But is it historically true? Even if so, isn't it a little farfetched in 2018?

it unites the ruling class

I'm literally vomiting with rage imagining A) all the fawning headlines that'll be run when Trump dies and B) Obama's inevitable "now he and I have had some differences *pause for light laughter*, but..." speech

on the plus side that fucker will be dead

It made me pukey too

If the ruling class includes the legislative and executive branches, then I'm not holding my breath for unity. In fact, I can't imagine unity would be a good thing while half the people in power are basically cartoon villains.

With any luck we won't have to wait long for Trump's own giant waste of federal money.

Couldn't we bury him now and save time and stress about fitting it in later?

it unites the ruling class

the only people who count

(or get counted)

Dump Pence!

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/12/mike-pence-2020-mueller-trump

I thought Pence was a Milquetoast with a poor reputation that would only have been picked by Trump in the first place so would be unlikely to be much of an anything if standing on his own in a Presidential race

well, good morning!

“Look at how he’s been. It’s presidential,” a former West Wing aide said.

the standards, they are low

Technically speaking, it's accurate. Incoherently rage tweeting on the shitter is now presidential.

wtf i'm presidential now

If he's permanently stained the diginity of the Presidentship do you need a revolution? Rebranding of positions etc?

jfc I hate to say it but the Dems could stand to learn something here

Wisconsin Republicans approved 82 Scott Walker appointees yesterday. 82 PEOPLE IN 1 DAY. https://t.co/unx6L4gxku

— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) December 5, 2018

republicans understand how to use power, that's for sure

Basically GOP seems to understand better to risk (or even accept) defeat in a few years for the sake of victory now. Laws and judges last longer than election cycles.

beardo ted cruz is continuing to happen and somehow covering up that gelatinous face a bit is somehow worse than keeping it exposed and glistening

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dtrtgb3WsAUGrru.jpg:large

goddamn it

Thank goodness I had progressed past the adolescent chin pube phase before that shit started going gray. What an indignity.

I hope to god that this isn't in an attempt to court the youthful slacker vote. I don't know if I can handle seeing Cruz go full Poochie.

On his way to Orson’s Fat Period

https://dwigif.com/view/y4TXpWi

Orson Whelps

This is very illuminating and makes me think these idiots are truly doomed.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/12/trump-white-house-has-no-plan-counter-mueller-report/577417/

Attempting to plan “would mean you would have to have an honest conversation about what might be coming,”

i figured this would be the main problem. no one on team trump is going to be able to plan any kind of effective legal strategy because no one is going to want to be honest about what actually, or likely happened.

My favorite bit:

Giuliani initially pushed back on the prediction that Trump would take center stage after the report drops. “I don’t think following his lead is the right thing. He’s the client,” he told me. “The more controlled a person is, the more intelligent they are, the more they can make the decision. But he’s just like every other client. He’s not more … you know, controlled than any other client. In fact, he’s a little less.”

Plus just in a general sense it means accepting reality without deflecting facts with unhinged conspiracy theories and outright lies. I'm not sure they're capable.

which works for the base – but what the base thinks isn't going to keep that POS out of prison.

The president has also devoted much of his energy to following Paul Manafort’s case rather than prepping for the full report. “The thing that upsets POTUS the most is the treatment of Manafort,” Giuliani said. When Trump learned that the former campaign chairman was in solitary confinement, Giuliani said, “he said to me, ‘Don’t they realize we’re America?’”

trump: we're probably gonna massacre refugees at the border fyi
also trump: they're making paul manafort sit on his own in prison, this is unconscionable

“He’s got a great memory,” Giuliani said. “However, basically we were answering questions about 2016, the busiest year of his life. It’s a real job to remember.”

yes who could possibly remember the events of 2016

tbf we're all trying to forget

As if every nanosecond of Trump's life hasn't been meticulously documented over the past two years.

feel like "tweets don't fail me now" might be a good January thread title

by the foreign powers who have tapped his unsecured personal phone xp