US Politics December 2018: ~very legal and very cool~

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As if every nanosecond of Trump's life hasn't been meticulously documented over the past two years.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

feel like "tweets don't fail me now" might be a good January thread title

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

by the foreign powers who have tapped his unsecured personal phone xp

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

Asked whether the White House had a plan in place for when Mueller closes in, the spokesman Hogan Gidley declined to comment.

Hogan Gidley! Add that one to the list of awesome names in this epic satirical novel.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

what happened in Wisconsin, even the slightly watered down version that passed, was some buuuuullshit, and people like tammy baldwin need to speak out more forcefully about it than this:


“I do believe that the legislature is overreaching and really just disrespecting the voters of my state,” the senator said.

She added later, referring to House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), who is retiring from that chamber soon: “I hope that Speaker Ryan is still as invested as he ever was in the success of Wisconsin, so I think he absolutely should speak up about this.”

yeah! that'll show them!

?!?!?!!??!!

btw they're doing this in michigan now, too

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

WI and MI voted for Trump. This is their reward.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

GOP is basically a stalker now

President Keyes, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

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I sponsor many ceremony dances in my beautiful pink roses palace (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

former AG Barr as new Trump AG...?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

as in Roseanne?

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

Secretary of Agriculture Dan Connor.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

I honestly don't remember Barr at all from his first time around.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

I remember him vaguely; I have trouble distinguishing the Poppy appointees from the late Reagan-era ones like Dick Thornburgh.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

how delightful:

Barr's two-day confirmation hearing was "unusually placid" and he received a good reception from both Republicans and Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee.[8] Asked whether he thought a constitutional right to privacy included the right to an abortion, Barr responded that he believed the constitution was not originally intended to create a right to abortion; that Roe v. Wade was thus wrongly decided; and that abortion should be a "legitimate issue for state legislators".[8] Committee Chairman, Senator Joe Biden, though disagreeing with Barr, responded that it was the "first candid answer" he had heard from a nominee on a question that witnesses would normally evade.[9] Barr was approved unanimously by the Senate Judiciary Committee. Chairman Biden hailed Barr as "a throwback to the days when we actually had attorneys general that would talk to you."[9]

The media described Barr as staunchly conservative.[10] The New York Times described the "central theme" of his tenure to be: "his contention that violent crime can be reduced only by expanding Federal and state prisons to jail habitual violent offenders."[10] At the same time, reporters consistently described Barr as affable with a dry, self-deprecating wit.[1

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

seems like he wouldn't fire mueller? i think a draconian, law-and-order reaganite is probably on the higher end of what we could hope for in a trump AG

big crime for a SPECIAL WHATEVER (voodoo chili), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

yup

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

not quite a dyed-in-the-wool racist keelber elf or totally unqualified lickspittle

(still bad, obviously)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

Also: I assume Barr and Mueller are colleagues and contemporaries.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

it doesn't matter who the AG is now re: Mueller imo. With the Dems in Congress and all the court filings and cases in motion, his stuff will come out even if he was summarily fired right this minute

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

yeah the time to fire Mueller was 10 minutes after he was appointed

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

Did some digging re Barr and Mueller and found this very interesting little tidbit from Chase Untermeyer's published diaries being in GHWB's White House:

https://books.google.com/books?id=lBZDDQAAQBAJ&pg=PA139&lpg=PA139&dq=%22bill+barr%22+mueller&source=bl&ots=rZtNkWb2Ts&sig=9HakJ6dCVDSeNUifwL3-qbNplAc&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJhO6b8YvfAhXBwMQHHViwCII4ChDoATACegQIBhAB#v=onepage&q=%22bill%20barr%22%20mueller&f=false

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

"an intensely handsome fellow"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

"intensely handsome"!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

Seeing names like Robert Novak seared my retinas.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

no wonder Comey wanted to hug and kiss him so much

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Wonder who Barr wanted instead. Doesn't mean they didn't get along later.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

gonna check my uni library for these diaries!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

I do love this bit from Untermeyer's Wikipedia entry:

Untermeyer is the author of When Things Went Right: The Dawn of the Reagan-Bush Administration, a memoir of the opening two years of the Reagan Administration; Inside Reagan's Navy: The Pentagon Journals, describing his service at the Navy Department; and How Important People Act: Behaving Yourself in Public.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

His website has more fun re that last point. I presume our current president was not a client.

In an informal and fun atmosphere, Ambassador Chase Untermeyer shares valuable tips and techniques on how to act in public. These include how to make conversation with total strangers at a reception or banquet; how to sit on stage; how to give a talk; how to attend a funeral or other solemn occasion; how to take a tour; how to run a meeting; how to deal with the press; and how best to represent your company or firm in another country and culture.

Unlike professional training programs on “motivation” and “leadership” that speak in generalities, the “How Important People Act” seminar arms you with dozens of very practical things you can start using immediately to act with confidence and competence in public

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

dying @ this

sleeve, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

he's like the Henry Higgins of Important People

sleeve, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

"Why Can't The Americans Learn to Sit?"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

I also appreciate that if you go to his site, you'll find you can choose from his resume, his very short bio, his short bio or his full bio. Or his wife.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

"How to Sit on Your Wife -- And Asking Her Permission!"

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

"How To Be Buried."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

This is the world Ross Douthat wants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7XIHlAuYvk

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

BTW you should go back to that diary link just for the attempt at humor between him, Bush and the Gorbachevs, as well as the revelation that the chapter is called "The Case of the Missing Earrings." Why the hell hasn't there been a parody film of this guy yet.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

Joy! My library's got it.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

I await the blogpost

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

WI and MI voted for Trump. This is their reward.

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, December 6, 2018 11:09 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You are full of it if you think the Wisconsin state legislature would be acting one bit differently if Clinton had done 2% better and won here. On the contrary -- if Wisconsin were really "Trump Country" as some people like to think, the legislature here wouldn't be so damn scared of the public.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

whoa there are Wisconsin ilxors

where you from exactly

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

Illinois ain't exactly deep blue (even if it looks that way on paper), but the only place I've seen actual Trump signs and Republican candidate signs in large numbers has been right outside Milwaukee, between there and Madison.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

The entire country is basically the same, rural (red/outer suburbs) and blue (urban areas/inner suburbs)

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

find the nearest university and walk 20 miles to the left, and you'll find a trump sign

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

trump is on the far left, claims ilxor dot com poster ‘karl malone’

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

So...about Bob Barr...

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

how soon we forget the only actually funny Trump nickname

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-may-replace-jim-mattis-new-nickname-moderate-dog-2018-9

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

oops wrong thread

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link


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