US Politics December 2018: ~very legal and very cool~

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"intensely handsome"!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

Seeing names like Robert Novak seared my retinas.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

no wonder Comey wanted to hug and kiss him so much

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Wonder who Barr wanted instead. Doesn't mean they didn't get along later.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

gonna check my uni library for these diaries!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

I do love this bit from Untermeyer's Wikipedia entry:

Untermeyer is the author of When Things Went Right: The Dawn of the Reagan-Bush Administration, a memoir of the opening two years of the Reagan Administration; Inside Reagan's Navy: The Pentagon Journals, describing his service at the Navy Department; and How Important People Act: Behaving Yourself in Public.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

His website has more fun re that last point. I presume our current president was not a client.

In an informal and fun atmosphere, Ambassador Chase Untermeyer shares valuable tips and techniques on how to act in public. These include how to make conversation with total strangers at a reception or banquet; how to sit on stage; how to give a talk; how to attend a funeral or other solemn occasion; how to take a tour; how to run a meeting; how to deal with the press; and how best to represent your company or firm in another country and culture.

Unlike professional training programs on “motivation” and “leadership” that speak in generalities, the “How Important People Act” seminar arms you with dozens of very practical things you can start using immediately to act with confidence and competence in public

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

dying @ this

sleeve, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

he's like the Henry Higgins of Important People

sleeve, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

"Why Can't The Americans Learn to Sit?"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

I also appreciate that if you go to his site, you'll find you can choose from his resume, his very short bio, his short bio or his full bio. Or his wife.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

"How to Sit on Your Wife -- And Asking Her Permission!"

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

"How To Be Buried."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

This is the world Ross Douthat wants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7XIHlAuYvk

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

BTW you should go back to that diary link just for the attempt at humor between him, Bush and the Gorbachevs, as well as the revelation that the chapter is called "The Case of the Missing Earrings." Why the hell hasn't there been a parody film of this guy yet.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

Joy! My library's got it.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

I await the blogpost

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

WI and MI voted for Trump. This is their reward.

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, December 6, 2018 11:09 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You are full of it if you think the Wisconsin state legislature would be acting one bit differently if Clinton had done 2% better and won here. On the contrary -- if Wisconsin were really "Trump Country" as some people like to think, the legislature here wouldn't be so damn scared of the public.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

whoa there are Wisconsin ilxors

where you from exactly

frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

Illinois ain't exactly deep blue (even if it looks that way on paper), but the only place I've seen actual Trump signs and Republican candidate signs in large numbers has been right outside Milwaukee, between there and Madison.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

The entire country is basically the same, rural (red/outer suburbs) and blue (urban areas/inner suburbs)

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

find the nearest university and walk 20 miles to the left, and you'll find a trump sign

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

trump is on the far left, claims ilxor dot com poster ‘karl malone’

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

So...about Bob Barr...

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

how soon we forget the only actually funny Trump nickname

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-may-replace-jim-mattis-new-nickname-moderate-dog-2018-9

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

oops wrong thread

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

This seems like a bad idea pic.twitter.com/ujwAjBByZo

— Eric Gomez (@EricGomezAsia) December 6, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

trump and the republican party regularly 'take hostages' in their domestic legislative negotiations. i guess it stands to reason that they'd start taking real physical hostages

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

She was arrested in Vancouver BC though... think Trudeau is just gonna give her up to the US?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link

trudeau should take a hostage before handing over anyone to the US

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

trade wars are good and easy to win, especially if you convert them into real wars

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

so thiiiiis is how the apocalypse kicks off, nice

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, senator elect josh hawley (R-missouri) is now under investigation by MO's (republican) secretary of state. you know it's probably bad if a republican chooses to do their own job at the expense of another republican

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/mo-secretary-of-state-launches-probe-of-new-sen-elect-josh-hawley

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

Glad I got a new person to learn about

Aside from a brief stint at China Construction Bank, the 46-year-old executive has spent her entire career at Huawei. Her brother, Meng Ping, also known as Ren Ping, works at a Huawei subsidiary, and there was speculation that they were being groomed for succession. The Huawei founder reportedly shot that down in a letter to employees in 2013, saying his children lacked the vision, character and ambition to lead the company.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

Anyway this is pretty ominous as Huwaei seems to be closely linked to the Chinese government ans has often been accused of espionage

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

She was arrested in Vancouver BC though... think Trudeau is just gonna give her up to the US?

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, December 6, 2018 2:47 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she was arrested based on charges in the US, so... yes

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

still feel like Trudeau should take some sort of hostage

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

Take our president, please!

From Damage Inc. to Metallica Inc. (Leee), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

McCready officially withdraws his concession in North Carolina House race.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

good

sleeve, Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link

FAKE NEWS - THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2018

... 30 minutes later ...

Around 10:35pm, a bomb threat was called into the Time Warner Center & the building was evacuated. The threat has not been substantiated at this time; we’re on scene performing a comprehensive sweep-and-search of the facility. We’ll share more info as it becomes available. pic.twitter.com/VtLL2zmilJ

— NYPD NEWS (@NYPDnews) December 7, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 December 2018 04:50 (five years ago) link

CORRECTION: Police responded to a call at 10:07 PM.

— NYPD NEWS (@NYPDnews) December 7, 2018

i guess trump tweeted after he placed the call then

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 December 2018 05:05 (five years ago) link

whoa there are Wisconsin ilxors

lol

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 7 December 2018 05:09 (five years ago) link

wait are some of you guys not in Wisconsin

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 December 2018 05:36 (five years ago) link

"What's Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made An Ilxor Out Of Me)"

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 December 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link

Amazing that NYPD felt compelled to note the time stamp, with good reason ofc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 December 2018 05:59 (five years ago) link

"senator elect josh hawley (R-missouri)" fuck

Dan S, Friday, 7 December 2018 06:56 (five years ago) link

The dipshit had a big night on Twitter (and he's still going). This was a particularly sad fart...

Does the Fake News Media ever mention the fact that Republicans, with the very important help of my campaign Rallies, WON THE UNITED STATES SENATE, 53 to 47? All I hear is that the Open Border Dems won the House. Senate alone approves judges & others. Big Republican Win!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 7 December 2018 11:41 (five years ago) link

Lol, that's incredible.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 December 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link


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